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Uncle Duke

this is word for word what my last performance review said

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Rairii

@UncleDuke1969 alt-text describing a 3.5" floppy drive as a "CD/DVD drive" causes me to make sad noises

Beeks

@Rairii @UncleDuke1969 I'd wager it was bot-created. The account is just repostings of a Twitter clout account. Best to just block IMO.

tim

@UncleDuke1969 if the sad noises stop, you can be pretty sure the working will have stopped as well.

I look forward to retirement, for the same reason.

Uncle Duke

Regarding the alt text. Mea culpa. I am old enough to have known better. Iโ€™m even old enough to have used 5.25s before them. Honestly, I wasnโ€™t looking closely enough. Next free moment, I will consider stabbing myself with a salad fork. Good day.

HyperZonk ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

@UncleDuke1969 Not to add insult to injury, but isn't that a 3.5"?

... I'll show myself out.

Iโ€™m done for now

@UncleDuke1969 Attribution: this is @foone โ€˜s picture of one of their drives

Foone๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

@gregly @UncleDuke1969 it is (and I still have this drive on my shelf) but at this point this image belongs to the internet

Uncle Duke

@foone @gregly this representative of the internet thanks you

KT, who's FINALLY at MFF,

@UncleDuke1969
You're going to cheat and use a soup spoon, and then say "mea culpa" again, aren't you? :AutNyah:

Meow :verified:

@UncleDuke1969 Might as well be what my last performance review was. Why do you have to be jolly when you don't fucking feel it?

Jigme Datse

@UncleDuke1969 If my boss bothered with such things, it would almost say that... "works, makes sad noises, and sometimes stares blankly for days..."

Fuck Elon :mastodon:

@UncleDuke1969
Better than my last medical chart that says the same thing.

NoctisEqui ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น

@UncleDuke1969

LOL3X! That is really funny.Mine would have said โ€˜Works but makes Growling Noisesโ€™

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