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schratze

Oh, so *this* is the Linux printer experience everyone keeps talking about

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Turns out it does matter which driver you select after all. Because that determines which options you have. Choose the wrong one and you won't even be able to issue a print job in greyscale

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pronouncing zig (the programming language) like zig (German number suffix)

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pronouncing rust (the programming language) like Rust (German surname)

Alexander Shendi

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I believe it's pronounced like the first word of "Zicke-Zacke, Hühnerkacke!".

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Incredible how just in a few years, the smartphone went from

"a device that's nice to have and allows you to contact people, access your calendar, play games and look up bus schedules on the go"

to

"a device you're absolutely required to own and have access to at all times because if you don't, you don't get a bank account, health insurance, public transit, or basically any online service required for enrollment in a school or an employment contract"

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rellik moo

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"Shut up. Be happy. The conveniences you demanded are now mandatory."

@djsundog

Григорий Клюшников

And then they also stopped making them sanely sized.

Григорий Клюшников

Another thought: it's interesting how quickly we went from people going meh when you give them a mobile number to most not even having a landline at home.

schratze

optimize your boobs to hell and back

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Eve (?), she/her (?), secret spooky romulan (?)

@schratze I saw someone who was justifiably proud that she'd done this, but she did not post her notes

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Made me think of this

Anime lady holding her breasts in a dark red dress, announcing "my breasts have 1000 terabytes of memory"
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@schratze Doomgal be like

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I still think "getting my ass handed to me" is one of the best figures of speech

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I always picture it as such a polite interaction

schratze

look up images for "Schottergarten" in your search engine of choice if you want to die inside

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"The most important part about job search is first finding yourself" no, the most important part is that I pay my rent and don't starve to death

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@schratze i *guess* i can get what they're getting at, but it only really applies if you're looking for a better job while already having one

also like, for example in my case my mental health implodes harder than the submarine if i end up in a job that isn't at least in some way engaging, so applies in that way too i guess

Inken Paper

@schratze who tf writes this stuff?

schratze

okay I've been giving Wayland another go on Plasma for these last couple of days, but it still just doesn't work for me.

I have to start things like Nextcloud manually when they should be launched automatically. Sometimes it randomly works, but most of the time it doesn't.

And windows won't just open back up where you last left them. I didn't even realize this, but my workflow really depends on the filebrowser opening on the bottom left, the terminal on the top left, text editor on the bottom right and so on and so forth.

There is no option for this, even though it is the only sane option in my imo

okay I've been giving Wayland another go on Plasma for these last couple of days, but it still just doesn't work for me.

I have to start things like Nextcloud manually when they should be launched automatically. Sometimes it randomly works, but most of the time it doesn't.

And windows won't just open back up where you last left them. I didn't even realize this, but my workflow really depends on the filebrowser opening on the bottom left, the terminal on the top left, text editor on the bottom right...

schratze

oh my god

oh my fucking god

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I reported a bug in Kwin where windows don't open where they were last closed

The bug report has been marked as a duplicate of bug report 15329, titled "Save and remember positions of all windows" 

The bug was reported on November 14, 2000 

The year 2000 

this bug is almost twenty-three years old
schratze

Facebook is a company that won't let you post boobs but it will gladly help you perpetuate a genocide. That's really all you need to know about them

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Andres Jalinton

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We should all post boobs so they don't federate and go away.

BadExampleMan 🟣

@schratze What if I could figure out a way to use boobs to perpetuate a genocide?

schratze

*sighs, walks over to a large board labeled "days since last wave of cryptocurrency spam accounts from mastodon.social", wipes off the number 2 and writes in a 0 instead*

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-play game via wine/proton on linux
-hit "exit to windows"
-game exits
-your computer is now running windows

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Dragonfox called Sophie

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- Play Doom on LF OS :lf_os:
- Hit exit game
- Ignore how it insults the OS as being DOS
- hit exit to DOS
- Blue screen - your LF OS kernel is really old and does not have an idle task yet

Projjal

@schratze guess what installing game is way faster than windows so its a valid hack for install windows any% speedrun ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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hot take but fedi would be better if accounts like these didn't exist

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upon further investigation

fedi would be better if instances like these didn't exist

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One for sorrow
Two for joy
Three for a girl
Four for a boy
Five for silver
Six for gold
Seven for a secret
Never to be told

Eight for a wish
Nine for a kiss
Ten a surprise
You should be careful not to miss
Eleven for health
Twelve for wealth
Thirteen beware
It's the devil himself

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I just saw eleven magpies. So that has to be a good sign, right?

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having ADHD is rapidly oscillating between wanting to do 37 different things all at the same time and wanting to do absolutely nothing

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either you want to do all the things

or you want to do no things

or you want to do x, but you have to do y instead

schratze

don't spread nazi propaganda

don't platform nazi propaganda

don't reply to nazi propaganda

don't quote retweet nazi propaganda

don't screenshot dunk on nazi propaganda

don't spread nazi propaganda

schratze

"but what if they made a typo"

"but what if it's so unhinged that it's funny"

"but what if I have a really funny reply"

no

stop

don't spread nazi propaganda

schratze

stole this from @eevee on twitter

three kids cheering and throwing money on a pair of lobsters fighting on the floor between them. Each of the kids and the lobsters is labeled "linux users"
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