I still think "getting my ass handed to me" is one of the best figures of speech
I always picture it as such a polite interaction
@schratze "your ass, sir/ma'am" *holds up silver platter*
@amberage @schratze *stands by politely with pepper grinder*
@amberage make it one of those trays with the large hemispherical lids and the waitr:ess lifts it ceremoniously
@schratze "hey, you dropped this"
@schratze "sir, your ass."
Gregory's Server
I always picture it as such a polite interaction