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An important skill for navigating the internet is reading a generalized statement and knowing whether or not to append "in the US" to it in your head

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Tenacious B (twoot.site edition)

@schratze "fave this if you're great at adding the tax in your head"

schratze

@bean the tax we're all paying for allowing the US to continue to exist

Vinnie (any)

@schratze @bean the law says they can fire you whenever they want.

Red

@schratze @bean Don't worry; the US only exists as much money on Wall Street exists: i.e., only insofar as the financiers believe it does lol

don Elías (como los buses) 🥨

@schratze I remember when I was a little boy, we didn't have cable TV at home in a small town in Costa Rica, when I had the opportunity to watch "History Channel" after a few programs I understood quickly that they were broadcasting shows of "The History of XZY in the US" without saying "in the US"

patter

@donelias @schratze I used to call it something else 'cos it was full of documentaries about a certain central European Regime ...

Ángela Stella Matutina

@patterfloof @donelias @schratze

They hated that so much they tried to spin off WWII documentaries to another channel. It didn't work, obviously.

padda!!!!! 🍉

@schratze det gode med å bruke nesten kun norsk er at jeg ser sjeldent skit som gjelder kun landet fra helvetes dyper

padda!!!!! 🍉

@schratze eigentlig skal det være helvetes djup men jeg er for trøtt for å bry meg jeg skal på et fly om en time

schratze

@turtle Jeg bare tuller
Håper du får en god flytur

padda!!!!! 🍉

@schratze takk men jeg skal Dessverre til fr*nkfurt og jeg veit ikke hva folk driver med der engang (har bare 4 timer der)

mkj

@schratze Of course, if you default to appending "in the US" to such statements, you probably would be right about 90% of the time. The failures can be treated as hallucinations and "we'll fix that in the next model".

Cal Alaera

@schratze Counter-point: An important skill for posting on worldwide social media is making a statement and knowing whether or not you should add "in <name of country>" before clicking Post.

schratze

@Cal in my experience, you cannot trust USians to do this

mazunki loves you ♡

@schratze @Cal postel's robustness theorem states that you should be liberal in what you accept, and conservative in what you deliver. i think the same applies here.

Cal Alaera

@mazunki @schratze I hadn't heard that before. It seems like good advice. :)

mazunki loves you ♡

@Cal @schratze its origin is RFC761, on TCP congestion control :P

soaproot

@Cal @mazunki @schratze Depending on how deep you want to go down the rabbit hole you can read rfc-editor.org/info/rfc9413 and probably a bunch of things which have been written on the robustness principle.

mazunki loves you ♡

@soaproot @Cal @schratze oh great, this is exactly the rabbit hole i want to go down. thanks!:)

Elda King

@Cal @schratze It is less a skill than just an accident of birth (wether you were born in the US or not).

Simon Brooke

@schratze Or, for those of us too near this particular black hole, 'in England'.

StuartB

@simon_brooke
Oh, us English have to do it as well.
As for "In London", because apparently nothing exists beyond the borders of the Home Counties - occasionally, someone will remember that Manchester or Newcastle, and if the Mancs or Geordies get too big for their boots someone will drag out a professional Scouser to remind everyone that other Northerners exist, but other than that, everything happens in London.
Can you tell I've been plotting a blog post about this all day?
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HighlandLawyer

@stuartb @simon_brooke @schratze
Ah yes "in The North", meaning locations south of almost everyone in Scotland. Likewise the newer usage of "UK" by politicians & the media as a synonym of "England".

z3z

@HighlandLawyer @stuartb @simon_brooke @schratze Yip, classic UK weather forecast will say "Rain in Scotland and the North". They don't need to specify where the North is, because of course England is the default. 😒

Goiterzan/Amygdalai Lama

@z3z @HighlandLawyer @stuartb @simon_brooke @schratze
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it’s fun to hear in Canada where our provinces are a thousand kilometres north to south - although, the so far inland ones are all pretty much “north,” for weather too, top to bottom 😀

Goiterzan/Amygdalai Lama

@z3z @HighlandLawyer @stuartb @simon_brooke @schratze
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on a QI rerun recently, she signed off quoting I forget who, that, British people think a hundred miles is a long way and Americans think a hundred years is a long time,
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I like that. 😀

Simon Brooke

@punishmenthurts @z3z @HighlandLawyer hey, in Britain we famously think that a week is a long time... in politics.

David Hough

@punishmenthurts @z3z @HighlandLawyer @simon_brooke Having driven in both places yes, driving a hundred miles each way in a day is something I do fairly often in the US. I've done 700+ miles in a day before now. Driving Bristol to London or Birmingham seemed a lot harder. I've lived in places in the UK where some of the buildings have existed longer than the US - I do still make jokes about a short course on US history being all that's needed.

Simon Brooke

@llondel @punishmenthurts @z3z @HighlandLawyer I've owned and lived in -- and indeed you've visited me in, Dave -- a house older than the United States!

Goiterzan/Amygdalai Lama

@simon_brooke @llondel @z3z @HighlandLawyer
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I spent a bunch of my childhood in a really old apartment building in Vancouver - like, a hundred years, not even, at the time. Place was built in 1903 (proudly said "1895" over the door, but I know someone who is a bit of an historian and they say maybe they started it then, but no) or something. I'm on the new side of the "new world." 😜

David Hough

@simon_brooke @punishmenthurts @z3z @HighlandLawyer This is true, fun times, those visits. Cambridge has been there over 800 years, and parts of the church in my village near there date back to the 1200s.

StuartB

@punishmenthurts
That "100 miles is a long way" thing is simultaneously horrifically inaccurate, given the way that British people colonised the planet, and hilariously accurate, given that most Brits live within 35 miles of where they were born.
@z3z @HighlandLawyer @simon_brooke

StuartB

@HighlandLawyer
London-based media and governmental functions will grudgingly accept my identity as British (and, occasionally, English), even if anywhere in England north of The Watford Gap is largely unexplored, undefined, and unknown.
Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland may as well be marked on the map with "Here be dragons" for all that they know about those countries.
@simon_brooke @schratze

SnowFox

@schratze Related: Distinguishing between "National" (US), "National" (some other country), and "National" (Internet Thing that calls itself "national something day/month" despite having always had participants from all over the world).

raganwald 🍓

@schratze Exempli gratia:

"Socialized Healthcare will never work."

For people living in a developed country, that statement is blatantly false. It works everywhere democracies implement it.

But yeah, if you append "in the US," we get it. It will never work in the US. And that's because the owners of the US will do everything in their power to sabotage every attempt to make it work. And not for any other reason.

sb

@schratze
I feel like this is something ALL non-americans are pretty used to doing. I know I do.

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