Job Interviewer: so where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: the bottom of a river. let's talk compensation
Job Interviewer: so where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: the bottom of a river. let's talk compensation Me, feeding 2 people and 2 cats on a 60k EUR salary without benefits (because technically self-employed), reading those comments that claim a 501(c)(3) is some kind of nefarious scheme to hide money 😐
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And you would have got away with it too if it wasn’t for those meddling Mastodonians!! Now you have to find some other convoluted nefarious scheme to rake in those sweet American dollars…. ROFL Leaving “Sent from my iPhone” on is a complete release from the aesthetic jail of composing a well crafted email. Just throw words onto your screen and send. You are set free, there is no form to bend to
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@tvler Sent from my Ericsson T65 https://dutchtelephones.com/virtueel-museum/toestellen-1960-1980/t65/
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@Gargron I dig the stylish guy on the right edge of the picture who matched his travel outfit to his white luggage. That’s difficult to pull off and he did a fantastic job. Respect! ✊🏽
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@MrLovenstein I'm in that comic (particularly the secret panel 😭) and I don't like it. But mostly, my plants don't like it.🌱💀 Mastodon forms new US non-profit, announces CEO / Founder @Gargron. https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2024/04/mastodon-forms-new-u.s.-non-profit/ #Mastodon forms new 501(c)(3) non-profit entity with new board of directors in the United States to facilitate tax-deductible donations and in-kind support: https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2024/04/mastodon-forms-new-u.s.-non-profit/
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@Mastodon Have you considered applying for a 'foreign ANBI'-status in The Netherlands? This offers tax advantages within Europe. The Wikimedia Foundation, for instance, also is an ANBI (Public Benefit Organisation). Hello! A nice building with the characteristic fire escape. I'm not entirely sure what the faded text on the building says. NYC. 📷 Canon AE-1 Program #BelieveInFilm #FilmPhotography #AnalogPhotography #35mm #NYC @Gargron I don't know either, but I do know you were about a block from the Ghostbusters HQ. Hopefully you've got a nice black and white shot of that on a roll somewhere.
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A competition to find the data structure and calls that brought about the FTC case that eventually led to the settlement between MS and Novell/Caldera who held DR DOS at the time, might be more interesting. Buried here: "Vox Media’s technology news publication The Verge says it also has plans to federate its own site to have more ownership over its content and audience." #Media https://digiday.com/marketing/as-tiktok-ban-threatens-stability-in-social-media-ecosystem-some-brands-settle-into-the-fediverse/?utm_source=werd.io&utm_campaign=mastodon&utm_channel=mastodon
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people be like "it's just a phase" as if impermanence means insignificance. show me a permanent state of the self The blogging platform #Ghost is working on adding #ActivityPub integration. That means, among other things, being able to follow Ghost-powered blogs and comment on articles right from your Mastodon account. The website they made to explain their plans is really nice! This is what momentum looks like.
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@Gargron This sounds totally awesome! The bird site went talons-up, Medium isn’t necessarily a good fit for us (@ourhumanfam) but Mastodon users seem to like us a lot! I think I’m all in. Spoons have enormous potential for humanity, but also pose risks, such as being left out on the table and dripping honey on things that shouldn't have honey dripped on them. That is why we need to re-engineer our spoons to be aligned with human values like keeping our surfaces clean, saving excess honey, and promoting flourishing. I'm thrilled to announce I've received $1 billion in series A funding to solve this problem at scale. Steam escaping the gutters. NYC. 📷 Canon AE-1 Program #BelieveInFilm #FilmPhotography #AnalogPhotography #35mm #MonochromePhotography #BlackAndWhitePhotography #NYC
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@Gargron Just teenagers getting high while practicing their ninja skills and polishing their shells @Gargron My first time in NYC I was fascinated with the steaming sewers. I never heard an explanation for why they do that. I’ve been in many other cities in the US and Europe and never seen that. |
@healyn more like the bottom of a sinkhole, with the Lorax fortnite dancing at the top
@healyn still the most relatable post on this website
@healyn My five-year goal is to become a raccoon and join the other animals who run around in my attic, all carefree, illiterate, and not paying bills.