Job Interviewer: so where do you see yourself in 5...

healyn

Job Interviewer: so where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: the bottom of a river. let's talk compensation

Like 17 Mar 2019 at 18:35 | Open on mastodon.social

stoner

@healyn this one makes me laugh every time xD

13 Jul 2019 at 8:42 | Open on anarchism.space

Kasra_mp ✅

@healyn - oh gush I really hate that question.

20 Sep 2020 at 8:47 | Open on mastodon.social

Dressed to Oppress

@healyn more like the bottom of a sinkhole, with the Lorax fortnite dancing at the top

2 Jun 2023 at 2:58 | Open on nitecrew.rip

healyn

@DMX i see so many posts where "Translate" is an option, and yet...

2 Jun 2023 at 2:58 | Open on mastodon.social

here, happy to be

@healyn still the most relatable post on this website

8 Jun 2023 at 18:50 | Open on happytobehe.re

healyn

@phillyis i think about it whenever i think about job interviews

8 Jun 2023 at 18:50 | Open on mastodon.social

here, happy to be

@healyn why are you asking? What kind of company is this?

8 Jun 2023 at 19:05 | Open on happytobehe.re

healyn

@phillyis "this seems like a solid company, but tbh you're kinda giving off stalker vibes right now?"

8 Jun 2023 at 19:06 | Open on mastodon.social

here, happy to be

@healyn I just don't know if this kind of work interest in my personal life is a good fit

8 Jun 2023 at 19:19 | Open on happytobehe.re

healyn

@funkula @phillyis now i'm gonna live way longer out of pure spite

8 Jun 2023 at 19:28 | Open on mastodon.social

Croom (regular name)

@healyn @phillyis I understand fear of failing to achieve your goals, but you have to at least try

9 Jun 2023 at 0:17 | Open on goblin.camp

liferstate

@healyn My five-year goal is to become a raccoon and join the other animals who run around in my attic, all carefree, illiterate, and not paying bills.

18 Sep 2023 at 4:32 | Open on mas.to