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Joshua Barretto

Wish me luck, I'm on a 737 MAX and I forgot my screwdriver ✈️🪛🔩

Joshua Barretto

Lawyer: my client should be able to Fuck Around, forever.

Lefty SC justice: What about the Finding Out step that always follows?

Lawyer: We eliminate it. It never happens ever again, but just for the office of President. Everyone else continues to Find Out.

[6 out of 9 SCOTUS justices nod in agreement]

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SecondUniverse

@mathowie

1. Biden does not contest the case.

2. Trump wins the “principle” of absolute presidential immunity.

3. Biden shoots Trump.

Problem solved.

Bsan3

@mathowie how do these judges show their face in public!? Oh maybe they don't, only step out for exclusive vacations. If their fav candidate becomes president, their opinion will not be needed anymore anyway

GhostOnTheHalfShell

@mathowie

That's the originalist recipe for jurisprudence.

Joshua Barretto

"It was only ever supposed to be one of Boris Johnson's half-arsed wheezes, a clever little culture war trick to sound hard and hateful without any functional element to deliver it. Now, hopeless moral vacuity that he is, Sunak has pinned all his hopes to this plan. His entire election platform rests on this pisspoor little piece of moral brutalism, this theatrical act of cruelty."

#RwandaBill
#ToryIncompetence

iandunt.substack.com/p/rwanda-

"It was only ever supposed to be one of Boris Johnson's half-arsed wheezes, a clever little culture war trick to sound hard and hateful without any functional element to deliver it. Now, hopeless moral vacuity that he is, Sunak has pinned all his hopes to this plan. His entire election platform rests on this pisspoor little piece of moral brutalism, this theatrical act of cruelty."

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Siguza

@april okay but can we talk about how the two of you managed t secure the "april" and "may" handles on GitHub??

Joshua Barretto

When you’re formulating an emergency response to an incursion of Draculas, make sure to invite all the stakeholders

Joshua Barretto

NASA recovered a space probe's 47-year-old computer with about as much memory as my old Commodore 64 over a distance of 15 billion miles so it can (hopefully) continue to do science work, and it reminds me of how much ingenuity used to go into computers back when the assumption was you couldn't consume the water and electricity of a small nation just to power Ask Jeeves.

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⁂99guanacos99llamas139alpacas

@gwynnion

Chapter five in this book is heavily related to the Voyager. I like to drop this link when the Voyager recovers from a malfunction.

ntrs.nasa.gov/api/citations/19

oldfartjmb says eh?

@gwynnion

I have watched the voyagers with tears in my eyes ever since they launched. These intrepid little craft blow my mind and about bring me to tears every time I think about them. To have circled planets and then proceeded to go where no human has gone before and show us the way. Wow.

They make me so proud to be a human.

Anton Lytvynenko, PhD

@gwynnion actually first computers were quite monstrous, but yes, a number of nonsense significanly rose since that times.

Joshua Barretto

Last November, NASA's Voyager 1 sent home garbled data, and engineers traced the problem to the flight data subsystem (FDS). The problem turned out to be a single chip in the FDS memory. They couldn't repair the chip but could move the affected code into sections and store them in different parts of the FDS system. They tested the new system this week, sending signals to the Voyager 1, 22.5 light-hours away. It worked, and Voyager 1 is back.

blogs.nasa.gov/voyager/2024/04

Last November, NASA's Voyager 1 sent home garbled data, and engineers traced the problem to the flight data subsystem (FDS). The problem turned out to be a single chip in the FDS memory. They couldn't repair the chip but could move the affected code into sections and store them in different parts of the FDS system. They tested the new system this week, sending signals to the Voyager 1, 22.5 light-hours away. It worked, and Voyager 1 is back.

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Der GRIMM

@fraser This is absolutely amazing!

Poor flatearthers with their "This is all CGI!" and "There is no space beyond the dome!". They will never experience the fascination and appreciation of science.

Joshua Barretto

I've realised that upon adding a new source file to a project, I almost always start off by inserting a syntax error to check the compiler knows that it's there.

Apple Annie :mstdn:

@jsbarretto same, except having a lovely early afternoon in the western US

Noratrieb

@jsbarretto the sun vanishing must be a very regular occurrence in the UK so I understand why it's not very exciting

Joshua Barretto

Trying to get hold of a functional version of the old Google Sketchup before they screwed it up is a right pain. There are copies available when sailing the seven seas, but I'm not in the habit of trusting whatever iffy mods have been made to the thing.

happyborg

@jsbarretto I got the washing up bowl out to soak my feet last night and the look my pup gave me.

Her:
Cold muddy puddles: 🥳
Warm soapy bowl: 😱

Me: 🤷‍♂️

Joshua Barretto

I feel like the introduction of snap/flatpak has seriously degraded the Linux desktop experience. Yes, I understand the on-paper advantages: but it's been several years now and I'm still constantly dealing with tiny papercuts, weird containerisation bugs, and not knowing which of the many different package managers I should use to install a piece of software.

Joshua Barretto

A few months ago I got an old Thinkpad up and running again to use on my commute. It's got a pretty tiny SSD on it so to save on disk space I decided I'd install a distro that leans into system-wide packages instead of containers.

I've been very careful to only install things from system repositories (with a few minor exceptions for things I've installed from source).

A few months later and things are going great. I spend much less time fucking around trying to make things work. It's blissful.

Joshua Barretto

I planted out some tomatoes today. Too early in the season so I'm risking frosts over the next month or two, but I've plenty of backup plants and it's nice to pretend that winter is over already. Today was the first day I've needed to open the greenhouse window, it hit 34 °C.

Joshua Barretto

I've learned my lesson with the absurd volume of rain we got last summer so I'm growing more things in containers this year, particularly fruit. Aside from anything else, I figure that going vertical is a more effective use of the limited space I have.

Joshua Barretto

It's weird that typing unusual characters like π, μ, √, and ∆ is substantially easier on my phone, a device with an apparently lower bandwidth / more primitive input system, than my actual desktop computer. That feels like a failure, on some level.

Marc

@jsbarretto blame IBM, I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

33.3

@jsbarretto windows and Linux desktop you press and hold down the ALT key. Then type the three digit ASCII or extended ASCII code using your number keys, then release the ALT key.

Delta symbol: ALT-196
Square Root: ALT-251
Pi: ALT-227 (my favorite!)

Joshua Barretto

Extremely pissed off that the BBC decided it was a good idea to have an advisor to Putin on to talk about Navalny's death, presumably 'for balance'. You might as well interview a Nazi for a 'balanced' perspective on the second world war. Utter irresponsible.

Joshua Barretto

Centrist liberal sentiment will be the slow death of us.

Joshua Barretto

"I'll just spend my Sunday evening painting the bathroom door, half-hour job, easy peasy"

I'm 4 hours in and I've somehow found myself under the bath, with sealant everywhere, caked in dust and old bath water, wondering whether I'm going to be able to get a shower tomorrow morning.

Joshua Barretto

Also, the previous owner of the house has left exposed, live wires here? Under a BATH?! With the only thing standing between live and neutral being a poorly tied knot? Christ on a bike

Joshua Barretto

My city is soon to run a pilot scheme that's going to make many roads, particularly in residential areas, access-only for motor vehicles.

It's a great piece of #urbanism policy, but sadly it's riled up the usual conspiracy theorists complaining about '15-minute cities' and 'CCTV cameras' (there are no such plans).

I've noticed a lot of them putting up stickers with disinformation about the scheme so I've decided I'm fighting back with my own more colourful and (hopefully) eye-catching design.

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rubenwardy

@jsbarretto

Nice!

You should add the URL in text form next to the QR code. Also, I suspect some of the text doesn't meet contrast requirements - see webaim.org/resources/contrastc

Blort™ 🐀Ⓥ🥋☣️

@jsbarretto
Great idea! Increasing the contrast between the text and background would make it easier to read and more eye catching. Maybe make the background lighter and the text darker?
@eniko

#Design #Accessibility

Apple Annie :mstdn:

@jsbarretto I've tried repeatedly to get my city to make my street that way. I'm two blocks over from a neighborhood greenway, which is car-restricted with many diverters to force them off, but it causes mayhem to the adjacent residential streets. And this is particularly gnarly on mine because it narrows to a mere 16 feet with parking on one side (which is ridiculous).

Joshua Barretto

Today was the first sunny and somewhat warm day of the year, quite uplifting stuff. Did some gardening and some DIY and now I am happy again.

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