Lawyer: my client should be able to Fuck Around, forever.
Lefty SC justice: What about the Finding Out step that always follows?
Lawyer: We eliminate it. It never happens ever again, but just for the office of President. Everyone else continues to Find Out.
[6 out of 9 SCOTUS justices nod in agreement]
@mathowie
1. Biden does not contest the case.
2. Trump wins the βprincipleβ of absolute presidential immunity.
3. Biden shoots Trump.
Problem solved.
@mathowie how do these judges show their face in public!? Oh maybe they don't, only step out for exclusive vacations. If their fav candidate becomes president, their opinion will not be needed anymore anyway
@mathowie
That's the originalist recipe for jurisprudence.