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Matthew Haughey

Once again I’m getting a lot of questions about my tote bag that are already answered by my tote bag

19 comments
JMacias

@mathowie m’lady me thinks thou bag doth protest too much

Jesse Morris

@mathowie do people _actually_ ask you about it though??

Amy maybe

@mathowie I kind of hope you have a femur in there.

Woods By The Sea

@mathowie I'm watching a TV episode where the plot is about harvesting organs so I'm going to assume it's that.

charlesesmith

@mathowie i have all of the things normal humans carry. 117 grams of aluminum. The preserved, mummified foot of a gerbil (natural causes.) 3 cards - a 9 of hearts, Jack of Clubs, and 4 of spades. 7 strands of hair believed to have belonged to Danny Devito. 4 oz of marmite. Is this not what all of us fellow humans carry in our exterior-to-self normal human bags?

Ryan Finnie

@mathowie Inside my rooftop solar system’s monitoring unit. I labeled it accurately to avoid any misunderstanding.

Gianguido

@mathowie huge OT but I just wanna say that gravel bike paint design is nuts

Trantor 🤘🏻

@mathowie The reactions would probably be different if it said "human body parts".😏

VX Mas

@mathowie but I'm more curious about your bike. I absolutely love the colors and is it a Canyon? 😍

Natsura :v_pan: :v_trans:

@mathowie looks like a bag a extraterrestrial would actually have if trying to disguse as human

GB

@mathowie you should see the looks when I walk to our mailboxes with the tote Monteiro sent me.

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