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Matt Haughey 🦣

Lawyer: my client should be able to Fuck Around, forever.

Lefty SC justice: What about the Finding Out step that always follows?

Lawyer: We eliminate it. It never happens ever again, but just for the office of President. Everyone else continues to Find Out.

[6 out of 9 SCOTUS justices nod in agreement]

27 April at 13:43 | Open on xoxo.zone
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John Infante

@mathowie SC Justice: What if the current president decides to Fuck Around? Would they be prevented from Finding Out?

Lawyer: It's possible, but it would depend on the facts of the case, a crucial fact being they are a Democrat.

27 April at 13:53 | Open on mastodon.world
OddOpinions5

@mathowie

I haven't followed the arguments in detail, and as it is WELL KNOWN orals are always predictive of final result, but I don't think this is at all accurate
from what I can tell, the 6 agree that a POTUS doesn't have blanket immunity, but they are not sure of all the particulars in this case

now why am I ranting on ?
cause far as I can tell, tusker is over run with dis info on this case

yours

@mathowie

I haven't followed the arguments in detail, and as it is WELL KNOWN orals are always predictive of final result, but I don't think this is at all accurate
from what I can tell, the 6 agree that a POTUS doesn't have blanket immunity, but they are not sure of all the particulars in this case

27 April at 15:11 | Open on mas.to
abracadabra holmes

@failedLyndonLaRouchite @mathowie

They're lying about what the case before them is even about.

They're lying so they can send it back to the Lower Courts.

They're lying so they can create Delay.

They're liars.

27 April at 15:36 | Open on mastodon.world
SecondUniverse

@mathowie

1. Biden does not contest the case.

2. Trump wins the “principle” of absolute presidential immunity.

3. Biden shoots Trump.

Problem solved.

27 April at 16:02 | Open on neurodifferent.me
Bsan3

@mathowie how do these judges show their face in public!? Oh maybe they don't, only step out for exclusive vacations. If their fav candidate becomes president, their opinion will not be needed anymore anyway

27 April at 17:29 | Open on techhub.social
GhostOnTheHalfShell

@mathowie

That's the originalist recipe for jurisprudence.

27 April at 17:33 | Open on masto.ai
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