@warandpeas ouchy

@warandpeas He was a prick

@warandpeas uh boy

@warandpeas The peasants are always the best option.

@warandpeas torturing peasants was the best entertaintment for boyars in Muscovy. In more decent countries all those peasant had inalieable rights and such, could petition monarchs for his justice, and they could rebel too

@warandpeas Have you tried stilts?

@warandpeas I've got viking suits though. You can wear one.

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@warandpeas :mastolol:

@warandpeas i only found out the other day that the reason cats stare at you when they're in their box is because they're in a vulnerable position and are watching to see if you react to any threats. It makes me feel very slightly better about it!

@warandpeas here's the #AltText for your picture:

A comic illustration showing a woman and a man sitting on a bed. She's saying "He'll be done in a minute".

Next picture shows a cat staring at them.

The man says "He's making eye contact."

She replies "He's establishing dominance. Don't look away."

#accessibility #a11y #disability #LowVision #blind

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@warandpeas I don’t get it :|

@warandpeas hdhdhhd, great.

@warandpeas The Cat Is Like, "Well, I Guess That Makes Me Immortal....Again"

@warandpeas 🤷‍♂️

@warandpeas the cats name is Alloysius O'Hooligan, know as Ally.

I know because he was my cat, I swear he had at least 16 lives.

And SHIRTS

@warandpeas too unrealistic, we at the witch society provide menstrual products and care for our staff.

@warandpeas nauuurrrr

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@warandpeas 🤣 You are amazing!

@warandpeas I don't get it

@warandpeas what? The curtains?

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I know this is a joke but... get a bidet. It's good for the environment and good for your health.

@warandpeas It's all about bidets! Once you use one, you'll never go back to toilet paper. Seriously life changing.

@warandpeas i got a sink sprayer and attached it to my toilet! It was easy, and now my booty shoot feels as cool as yesterdays pizza. Also great for toilet defense.

@warandpeas Behold, a commercial banner in a Polish church.

(according to Lotto, this banner was there because they sponsored a concert of Christmas carol which took place in the same church, and was supposed to stand there only during the concert)

@warandpeas Late stage capitalism be like,

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Corporate church: a religious institution that is affiliated with, subsidized, or owned by a corporate entity.

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We've all been conditioned to think of a bell and a dog when someone says "Pavlov"

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@warandpeas @Urban_Hermit pavlov was a cruel fucker. True story.

@warandpeas can you please add the alt-text ?

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WWJD?

Run

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Except, Jesus did something else. He just formed a small cult.

While alive, he never spoke of homosexuality. His pacifist followers today claim that to be a sign that he would welcome homosexuals.

But he also did not speak of the Roman rulers and their tyranny. Their cruelty, their enslavement of people.

It stands to reason that he'd welcome them too, right? Same exact rationale on silence.

@NaHO ⬆️

@warandpeas As a cohabitant with 8, furry, adorable little monster #PetRat(s), I wholeheartedly endorse this strip as I'm sure will @mwl ...

PS For anyone wondering, the potion is real and is called... treats.

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