@warandpeas It's seasoned armor, obviously

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@warandpeas this makes me so happy that I follow you 😆

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Previous episode from the series: https://warandpeas.com/2025/01/05/meteorite/

We were going to sell our souls to a secret society to keep making comics, but then we thought, „Hey, why not ask our wonderful readers instead?“

Turns out, asking nicely works better than creepy rituals. So here we are, humbly inviting you to join our Patreon. You'll get early comics, secret comics, and even love letters (yes, we’re true romantics!). Your support = more comics and us being slightly less desperate.

Thanks for being our hero: https://www.patreon.com/warandpeas

This story originates from the book “Once Upon a Workday” by War and Peas. Optimized here for the web – because it’s the web, and everything must be optimized.

And there’s much more in the book. Not only the amazing feeling of a real book and real pages that you can actually turn. There are more stories like this and if you decide to buy a copy from our online shop you’ll get it signed including a little original doodle!

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@warandpeas love it, thanks for sharing this optimized web version :ablobcatheartsqueeze:

@warandpeas All I could think of when reading the Tree's perspective was to sing it to the tune of "Wellerman (Sea Shanty)"

@warandpeas Well...

@warandpeas You laugh but its true.

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[person] "You know, we could combine our orders, to have them delivered with fewer boxes."

[cat] "And why do you think that that would be a good idea?" ^-^

[person] "It would be good for the environment, and benefit other people."

[cat] "And why do you think that that would be a good idea?" ^-^

:coolcat:

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@warandpeas haha. Have you watched explosion kittens or played the game?

The champ from last year has been crowned. But the saga is far from over. Join now to cast your vote and decide which idea earns the ultimate honor: full-color glory.

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@warandpeas Oh, there's buttcheeks in that poste- … No, wait, that's just the candlelight shining. 😆

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@warandpeas my dogs make our place smell like Chateau le feet.

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With three lives to go, should the witch not rather have been enquiring about the sixth life?

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@warandpeas My insurer keeps telling me I have another life left and denying me expensive life-saving interventions.

@warandpeas I honestly didn't thought about the possibilities 😅

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@warandpeas You are truly ahead of your time 🤘🍷💯

@warandpeas ETSY LINK WHERE?

@warandpeas This is the perfect opportunity to shove the most excellent Jamie Loftus’s 16th minute (of fame) in everyone’s face!

(There’s also a part 2, but really, you should all listen to all episodes because *chef’s kiss*)

https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/sixteenth-minute-of-fame/id1743960803?i=1000674811987

@warandpeas you and Bob the Necromancer would make a great couple ⛏️🪦

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I laughed.

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I've seen where snails live. It's actually a pretty short commute.

@warandpeas spirit animal ❤️

@warandpeas @JasperSparks if Death doesn't deal with it, a certain man by the name of John Wick will. 🤣

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I always thought, HE was more of a CatPerson
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@warandpeas Discworld Death would definitely be doing that with Cats.

#discWorld

We couldn't have done it without the help of our dear patrons. Thank you feels not enough, but we mean it with a depth that’s hard to articulate in a medium primarily composed of speech bubbles.

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Consider the quiet extinction of culture – not the big headline-grabbing losses but the slow fading of peculiar, wonderful little corners like webcomics.

Your support is not just charity; it’s conservation, preservation, a stand against blandness.

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@warandpeas yes but let him be a gentle-mantis and let him pay for the dinner before the...dessert.

@warandpeas aw yiss

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Sheryl is a keeper.

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Sheryl is a killer.

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This is like Christmas and Mastodon all in one day!

@warandpeas and that young boy grew up into George W Bush

@warandpeas fantastic! I am really enjoying all three War and Peas books I have, and especially bonus cat content. Happy holidays to you two!