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 @warandpeas Back in the year 2,000, New Scientist Magazine had an Xmas special. One of its features was a witty deconstruction of quite why we think penguins and polar bears go together in popular culture. Despite the inevitable predation that would occur.
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 @warandpeas only to the young! the rest of us will probably just think your shoulder seized up again and you're trying to work it out :P  @warandpeas ๐CONGRATS๐โป๏ธ๐Collect your McDonald's Gift Card ($100) per person,๐บ๐ฒIf you interested Click here. They also want to know if you can order a family size tuna pizza before you leave!
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   We know constant plugs are annoying but please try taking a different perspective here: Although literally millions of people read our comics weekly, it's very difficult for us as creators to make a living. We don't get any money from Instagram or any other platform we post on. If we wouldn't have a Patreon page, we'd have to flip burgers and couldn't make comics at all. So if you read this or the plug of any other artist, please be kind. Thank you!   If you want to join the community, subscribe before the end of the month:
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@warandpeas @lisamelton Lovely. This could be my epitaph. Edit: maybe even โLook upon my beautiful ball of shit, ye Mighty, and despair!โ @warandpeas the carnivore wasps steal your chicken from your picnic, the hordes of mosquitoes flying... oh yeah, summer
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@warandpeas I haven't actually noticed this before, but your #alttext is superb! You win the internet today, in my book!
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   We're live! This WITCH PLUSH is only available for the next 14 days. Get it here: https://youtooz.com/products/war-and-peas-plush-9-inch
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 @warandpeas Why is she holding a vibrator and does this relate to the huge smile on her face?  @warandpeas not for me but I hope you sell tons and make lots of people happy with it! 
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 @warandpeas @lisamelton I believe the curly troll fries are only sold at Jester-in-the-Box, the next town over. But then Iโm no historian.  @warandpeas my dad has a story from when he was younger and he worked at McDonaldโs about the times when a couple of people would in fact ride their horses into town to get food, I bet someone has used them as ride thrus before When you join the EXTRAS Level or higher, you get to vote in monthly COMIC SMACKDOWNS where we battle each other with comic ideas!
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  @warandpeas #alttext four panel #warandpeas cartoon titled "One million years from now..." showing a landscape with two animals grazing (munch munch), until one looks up and says "Hey, remember humans?" and the other replies "No." and they just keep on grazing It's INTERNATIONAL CAT DAY and that's our olympics! Give your cat an extra cuddle today and if you don't have one โ have a heart โ and go pet that shaggy stray alley cat! Lord Nibbles will be proud of you and might spare you from eternal damnation.
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@warandpeas at least he has a nice backpack. Important for Mantis'.
@warandpeas His next girlfriend will love him for his mind.
@warandpeas Too much riz.