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War and Peas 🧿

Full Story tonight on Channel 5: TRUE STORY! 🥵

13 comments
Winnie The Poodge

@warandpeas
I prefer my War and Peas untreated, thank you!

Allan Chow

@warandpeas "Grandma, what big eyes you have..."

Comb 🍯

@grumpasaurus @warandpeas
"What do you need these big paws for, grandma?"
":blobcatsweats:"

D.EJE.D

@warandpeas it's a good thing he didn't say where the "riding" in little red riding hood really came from... Also, everything was going fine until the hunter invited himself into the party and started asking for some kinky stuff... Grannie was down, but even a wolf has lines he doesn't cross

Jeffrey

@warandpeas
I seen this just before a shower. Wrote a movie script in my head about the wolf being a gigolo and Granny refusing to pay. LRRH hires the Woodsman to disappear the Wolf with extreme prejudice.

Renalia

@warandpeas good for you, grandma!! you go get 'em! 👍🏽

Vikram Punathambekar

@warandpeas I've laughed aloud at this a few times, this is excellent!

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