@warandpeas Only to relize Tree is a victim to INHUMANE HUMANS🌳

@warandpeas the narrator is Morgan Freeman.

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Trees are poems, that earth writes upon the sky. We fell them down and turn them into paper that we may record our emptiness.
- Kahlil Gibran

That's the earlier strip btw: https://warandpeas.com/2023/10/22/flatmates/

@warandpeas technically this comic doesnt pass the bechdel test


(which i find really funny and kinda adds to the joke)

@warandpeas Love it!

@warandpeas where's the joke?

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Mostly the farts.

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This one is sadly true...
@HydrePrever

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@warandpeas the old ways to speak with others

@warandpeas 'Til you drop.

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@warandpeas at least he has a nice backpack. Important for Mantis'.

@warandpeas His next girlfriend will love him for his mind.

@warandpeas Too much riz.

@warandpeas Back in the year 2,000, New Scientist Magazine had an Xmas special. One of its features was a witty deconstruction of quite why we think penguins and polar bears go together in popular culture. Despite the inevitable predation that would occur.

@warandpeas Fuck.

@warandpeas I feel called out by this meme

@warandpeas only to the young! the rest of us will probably just think your shoulder seized up again and you're trying to work it out :P

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@warandpeas Join us next time, when Slutty Witch discovers the merit of label makers.

@warandpeas all of them :3

@warandpeas omfg time to get creative with that audio!

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@warandpeas Perfect example of when alt text is helpful to everyone!

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@warandpeas hahaha, do you want me to relish your sausage, babe?

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@warandpeas your alt text doesn't match the sticker there?

@warandpeas @lisamelton Lovely. This could be my epitaph.

Edit: maybe even “Look upon my beautiful ball of shit, ye Mighty, and despair!”

@warandpeas here's some German children's TV to go with that :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw9hcgagpoM

@warandpeas the carnivore wasps steal your chicken from your picnic, the hordes of mosquitoes flying... oh yeah, summer

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@warandpeas I love how she always wears the witch hat no matter the situation :D

@warandpeas Trump New. Vidéo. https://koastoothoo.com/4/7834120

@warandpeas From your lips to Bastet’s ear.

@warandpeas I haven't actually noticed this before, but your #alttext is superb! You win the internet today, in my book!

@warandpeas This is a whole movie in four panels.

@warandpeas But they are fresh water lobsters so they die anyway. Womp womp wooooomp

@warandpeas so the Titanic has a happy ending... From a certain point of view.

@warandpeas Why is she holding a vibrator and does this relate to the huge smile on her face?

@warandpeas not for me but I hope you sell tons and make lots of people happy with it!

@warandpeas So cool So cute

@warandpeas wtf

@warandpeas Pornhub has a jingle?

@warandpeas hilarious!

@warandpeas @lisamelton I believe the curly troll fries are only sold at Jester-in-the-Box, the next town over. But then I’m no historian.

@warandpeas now I want fries. Dammit.

@warandpeas my dad has a story from when he was younger and he worked at McDonald’s about the times when a couple of people would in fact ride their horses into town to get food, I bet someone has used them as ride thrus before