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New iron-on patches in our shop 🪱
18 Mar 2023 at 17:53 | Open on mastodon.social
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Made in Germany with robust, UV-resistant, true to color and long-lasting material: warandpeas.com/shop/

18 Mar 2023 at 17:54 | Open on mastodon.social
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GreenSkyOverMe (Monika)

@warandpeas Image description: Ghost of a newly-deceased person to personified Death: "Hey, wait, I think you made a mistake!" Death: "Tom C. Bailey?" "No, I'm Tim C. Riley." "Oh, pardon - I forgot my glasses. I'll fix you back up." "Wait, can I go haunt my ex for like fifteen minutes?"

16 Mar 2023 at 15:24 | Open on ohai.social
Jamal Abbasi
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Can't believe it's been 3 years since this book came out!

You can get signed editions in our shop!

warandpeas.com/shop/
14 Mar 2023 at 16:05 | Open on mastodon.social
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Dominik Belt :belt:

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More like an exclamation of a cat.
The dog would probably say: "You can do it, mistress. I believe in you!" :collar:

#internationalwomensday

8 Mar 2023 at 15:25 | Open on kinky.business
Count Regal Inkwell

@warandpeas If the dog is female then it, too, is a bitch. :>

8 Mar 2023 at 17:24 | Open on equestria.social
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aaron

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#Alt4You

A four panel digital line drawn comic.

Panel 1: a man stands in front of what may be a derelict building with a sign reading 'Dog Slaughter House'. He exclaims "Oh my god. That's awful!". The background is dour indicating this is a place of misery (if the sign didn't give it away).

Panel 2: the same man has turned away from the building, hands on his hips. He says "I need to do something about this!".

Panel 3: the man is accepting a deed (presumably from an estate agent) and shaking hands with another man across a desk. The other man says "The premise is officially yours now".

Panel 4: the man stands in front of the same building, hands on hips, and says "Much better!". The building is tidier now, bright orange with an ornate gate, columned entrance steps, a fountain and shiny new windows. The sun is out now. The sign on the building however still reads 'Dog Slaughter House'...

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#Alt4You

A four panel digital line drawn comic.

Panel 1: a man stands in front of what may be a derelict building with a sign reading 'Dog Slaughter House'. He exclaims "Oh my god. That's awful!". The background is dour indicating this is a place of misery (if the sign didn't give it away).

5 Mar 2023 at 18:29 | Open on kolektiva.social
grob 🇺🇦

@warandpeas Brutus will be having even more fun now in his Dog's Laughter House.

6 Mar 2023 at 22:37 | Open on mstdn.social
hee hee
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What's your wisdom?

We asked our patrons to help us finishing this comic 🙏🙏
3 Mar 2023 at 21:18 | Open on mastodon.social
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nonobstant

@warandpeas a four panel comic :

first panel : two flower with a face watching a bee in the sky. On is saying "Damn, that bee is buff"second panel : same flower saying "Those muscular legs. I bet they could carry so much pollen..."third panel : just the bee flying and making it's own life, not caring about the flowersfourth panel : the flower who was talking is now looking at the ground while the other one is looking at the flower who is looking on the ground. The flower who is looking on the ground say "Man, i'm so horny"

@warandpeas a four panel comic :

first panel : two flower with a face watching a bee in the sky. On is saying "Damn, that bee is buff"second panel : same flower saying "Those muscular legs. I bet they could carry so much pollen..."third panel : just the bee flying and making it's own life, not caring about the flowersfourth panel : the flower who was talking is now looking at the ground while the other one is looking at the flower who is looking on the ground. The flower who is looking on the ground...
26 Feb 2023 at 18:34 | Open on pipou.academy
Ian Inferno
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Evie (SleepyCatten)

@warandpeas Could you edit the post to add the below alt text for those who use screen readers? 🥺💟

A comic by War and Peas with 4 panels.

Panel 1: A mother is washing up while her daughter reads a newspaper at the table. The daughter gasps at the headline: Men died out!"

Panel 2: The grandmother enters & says: "The time has come to show you your great-great-grandfather Ronald's family heirloom!" The mother looks at her & says: "Mother..."

1/x

19 Feb 2023 at 19:13 | Open on cultofshiv.wtf
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ATeriath

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Umami! I’ve come to bargain…

Umami! I’ve come to bargain…

Umami! I’ve come to bargain…

Umami! I’ve come to bargain…

18 Feb 2023 at 2:10 | Open on fosstodon.org
rale.djurdan

@warandpeas What happened to "HOME SALTY HOME"? Was it censored out?

19 Feb 2023 at 18:33 | Open on mastodon.social
Blort™ 🐀Ⓥ🥷☣️

@warandpeas What is umami? The best goddamn flavor in existence. That's what.

4 Mar 2023 at 15:40 | Open on social.tchncs.de
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