@warandpeas waiting evidence on the ones who went out to get milk

@warandpeas The truth is out there

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A four scenes of a comic showing a woman scientist presenting some astronomy screen with Saturn like planets.
She said "New evidence has found a planet at the outskirts of our galaxy where all fathers who went out to get cigarettes were abducted and taken to."
Third scene shows the scientific taking a pause looking at the screen, finally saying "I'm gonna find you, dad" in the last scene.

@warandpeas Well, that would be one way to keep the population down.

@warandpeas @donmelton literally the only two options and the first one seems like a lot of work.

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#TorgosFreslyPressedBabyOil

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@warandpeas HE SITS UPON THE SLAUGHTERED CORPSE OF MY BRETHREN, READING THE PULVERISED REMAINS OF MY PEOPLE!

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@warandpeas The man is reading the tree's brother.

@warandpeas either it says "click" or "dick" but we need more research on that

@warandpeas Would this be acceptable if the sexes were reversed?

@warandpeas @MythicalMothman she can draw photorealistically

@warandpeas yup

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Sure, what else?

@warandpeas Solid pick.

@warandpeas according to grandpa, when television was first distributed poor people had to sit outside neighbours houses and watch through the windows. Grandpa remembered sitting on the fence watching tv as a kid.

Strangely, I also saw this in developing countries, where it's very normal for poorer people to allow their neighbours to stare through the windows.

@warandpeas lol damn grampa 🙀

@warandpeas Oml🤣🤣🤣

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@warandpeas But flowers are the plants sex organs, so it makes sense to admire them. And inhale their scent. And decorate the house with their little corpses.

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Horny Flowey

@warandpeas I need it at this time

@warandpeas why does first panel character want to leave?

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Hey I know from Mastodon 🤭

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@warandpeas extreme humble brag

@warandpeas The gym rat has become the gym wolf lol.

@warandpeas Is there a mite on the spider?

@warandpeas @doot idk, i feel like you two should know each other.

@warandpeas I might, but you don't ALT text your pics? :(

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@warandpeas it's good but maybe if the window was turning on a pc or a smartphone? opening a window is great! especially as i get to look at a bunch of trees 😊

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@warandpeas Agreed!

@warandpeas does the would be victim have a channel "harpoon defense"?

@warandpeas lol

@warandpeas awww what happened to your roach stomping exposition?