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@warandpeas man, Barbie is HOT.

@warandpeas your post deserved a follow from me!!

@warandpeas I’m still looking around and can already tell its better to be here regardless of follower count.

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Alt text, for sight-impaired.

Panel 1 - Man praying: "Oh Lord, I'm so lonely."

Panel 2 - Lord: "Haveth you tried Tinder?"

Panel 3 - Lord: "Or Grindr?"

Panel 4 - Lord: "The Lord doth not judge."

(Comic Strip "War and Peas")

Hope that helps a few folks out :)

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There you go.

@warandpeas Tried Facebook Dating, and got more beggars for money than friendly chat.

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It may or may not involve variations on this beloved character.

@warandpeas That's not a secret: It's a part of π, but I won't tell which one.

@warandpeas qwertyuiop123

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@warandpeas Be careful what you wish for.

@warandpeas That's a strange definition of 'friend'.

@warandpeas awww:::

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Hi

@warandpeas I don't know if it's worth mentioning, but you also have RSS - I subscribe to your work via Feedly reader.

@warandpeas I use your rss feed to keep up. Works great!

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I love the keep going shirt!

Is it the reverse of the broken heart? I didn’t see it but am foggy as hell today and it just clicked.

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That man is my friend. He told me they "played a little" and got some tea next...😆
@postvalkye

@warandpeas Sigma

@warandpeas Marry that man. He is true love. So caring!

@warandpeas I laughed!

However, if I may add a small suggestion: I think it would have been even funnier if the joke wasn't spelled out in its entirety before the punchine.

For example, her dialog in the 3rd panel could be: "But what if there's a Zombie apocalypse?" The man would be confused by this random question, as would the reader be, and then panel 4 delivers the punchline.

@warandpeas The canadian wildfires would cremate him a second time 😂

@warandpeas yep that's proof a fungus can take over a dead body.

@warandpeas big wang theory

@warandpeas Creation starts from a bang!

@warandpeas Go to horny jail.

@warandpeas it’s so out of pocket and that’s why it’s perfect and I love it

@warandpeas a musician named Ultragabe wrote a song called My Dumb Stepdad under the name Sink-182 and released it really quickly, and it’s actually pretty good! 🎶 My dumb stepdad is drowning in a submarine, I’m rocking at the blink show I’m gonna get his money, My dumb stepdad is drowning in a submarine, I’m gonna be a millionaire and all I did was nothing🎶 😂

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First minute of the first hour this happened was not too soon

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Poor Crabby!

@warandpeas Crabby shall learn it is possible to make a house in the carcass of the rich.

@warandpeas hello

@warandpeas Dogs are the 💩

@warandpeas you are cool to. idk u. but still.

@warandpeas you got that right. Look at this cool girl
#dogsofmastodon

@warandpeas @lisamelton yeah but can you imagine anyone in the future ever wanting to thaw them out? They’ll just stay in cryo until someone, or some disaster, cuts the power.

@warandpeas hi

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The Grim Reaper just needs to interrupt power long enough.