@warandpeas
Or Mastodon?

@warandpeas Lord i've tried tinder and HER, pls help :ablobcatcry:

@warandpeas nice one... :D... Lord Loves you...

@warandpeas Ugh, have you even read the bible? The whole point is that the lord judges you at the end of your life...

@warandpeas 😂😂😂

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...or Mastodon?

@warandpeas

Alt text, for sight-impaired.

Panel 1 - Man praying: "Oh Lord, I'm so lonely."

Panel 2 - Lord: "Haveth you tried Tinder?"

Panel 3 - Lord: "Or Grindr?"

Panel 4 - Lord: "The Lord doth not judge."

(Comic Strip "War and Peas")

Hope that helps a few folks out :)

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There you go.

@warandpeas Tried Facebook Dating, and got more beggars for money than friendly chat.