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War and Peas ๐Ÿงฟ

According to Wikipedia, War and Peas is turning 12 today!

We are so happy to have made it this far โ€ฆ and far from stopping. War and Peas is our eternal project and this is made possible by our wonderful backers on Patreon. We are so grateful to be on this journey with you and to be able to make the world a little funnier with comics. A sincere thank you goes out to you. Our hearts are wide open.

Hereโ€™s to the next 12 years! Prost!

War and Peas ๐Ÿงฟ

Meteorological autumn begins tomorrow!

Our #Patreon backers get various benefits, such as early & exclusive comics, BTS material, discounts & downloads. Patreon has a great, pressure-free setup: You can cancel your membership at any time with no strings attached!

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War and Peas ๐Ÿงฟ

He was not only somewhat nearsighted, but also deaf.

Help us to find our glasses and become a backer on Patreon: patreon.com/warandpeas

War and Peas ๐Ÿงฟ

We're in a big rush. Does someone want to create an Alt-Text?

Roger BW ๐Ÿ˜ท

@warandpeas

P1: The Adventures of Billy and his Giant Best Friend. Billy is holding on to an ankle; legs rise out of frame.

P2: Billy: What fun things are we going to do today?

P3: giant's foot comes with with a BAM. There is splatter.

P4: Giant: Now, where'd I put my glasses?

War and Peas ๐Ÿงฟ

โ„ญ๐”ž๐”ฏ๐”ข๐”ข๐”ฏ ๐”—๐”ฆ๐”ญ๐”ฐ ๐”ฃ๐”ฏ๐”ฌ๐”ช ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ข ๐”˜๐”ซ๐”ก๐”ข๐”ž๐”ก

warandpeas.com/2023/08/22/care

Video in the comments!

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Jener ๐Ÿ–– :demiromantic_flag:

@warandpeas Kinda my reality in the early '90s in Brazil: I was a millionaire for a few weeks or months, before a new cut of 000 and a new change of currency name. Or the disguised dollarization in early 1994.

Converting that bank balance from that currency to the US$ exchange of that month, it was around US$3,500 from that time (I don't know the USA inflation of the last decades).

Nazo

@warandpeas *Five seconds later* By the way, Sally Mae has a garnishment on those billions and you can't actually afford the half piece of toast. *Robot eats the toast*

Loch Nix

@warandpeas Pft. Of course those student loans are still waiting for you. Plus interest. And fees. So much for the toast.

War and Peas ๐Ÿงฟ

๐Ÿคซ Normally we don't reveal what's in the next Love Letter. But this month we are so excited about the content that we don't want to keep it from you ๐Ÿคซ

Become a subscriber by August 31 and receive this wonderful sexy scientist sticker and notepad!

Plus, every month you'll get early comics, extra comics, high-res downloads and much more: patreon.com/warandpeas

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Daydream Soundtrax

@warandpeas one day humans will be gone and the earth's plants and animals will jump for joy

Zilla

@warandpeas The sooner they are gone and fossilized the better. A future civilization can call the Holocene, Abysmal Epoch.

CrustaceanSingles

@warandpeas - this one reminds me of A Softer World in the best of ways.

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OrgaNik

@warandpeas there is no such thing as an unfunny fart

thirdwebs

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War and Peas ๐Ÿงฟ

Weโ€™ve all got a bit of #Barbie in us...๐Ÿซฃ

War and Peas ๐Ÿงฟ

Sign the Climate Emergency Appeal to demand a real change for our Planet and its creatures: secure.avaaz.org/campaign/en/c

Comic Collab with Rewriting Extinction & Paul Goodenough

War and Peas ๐Ÿงฟ

The 1st edition of ๐Ÿ’ฅCOMIC SMACKDOWN๐Ÿ’ฅ is out on Patreon!

It's a new series where we battle out comics that ONE of us didn't find funny (not naming any names FOR NOW). So we're asking YOU to be the judge: YAY or NAY?

The voting is open for another 2 hours: patreon.com/warandpeas

Mike Harvey

@warandpeas Maybe not literally LOL but I'd like to know what the gossip is.

beforewisdom ๐Ÿ––

@warandpeas

I'm answering your question and I have zero intention of being rude.

I see a lot of comics like this on Mastodon and Bluesky.

No joke given, nor even a point made. Often not even comprehensible.

The best explanation that I have come up with is that the author had a moment they personally found amusing/interesting and then made a cartoon out of it.

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ใ‚„ใŽ

@warandpeas
Thank you for interesting comicโœจ

Japanese translation of original toot.
ๅ…ƒใƒˆใ‚ฅใƒผใƒˆใฎๆ—ฅๆœฌ่ชž่จณใงใ™
mastodon.social/@warandpeas/11

ใญใ“ใพใ‚“ใŒใ€Œๆˆฆไบ‰ใจ่ฑ† ใ€
1. ็ŒซใŒๆ•™ใˆใ‚‹ๆˆๅŠŸใฎไธ€ๆ—ฅ

2. ใ€Œๆ—ฉ่ตทใใ€ใ—ใฆ้ฃผใ„ไธปใฎ้ก”ใซๅบงใ‚‹

3. ใ€Œ้‹ๅ‹•ใ—ใ‚ˆใ†ใ€ใ‚ซใƒผใƒ†ใƒณใซใ—ใŒใฟใคใ‘

4. ้‹ๅ‹•ใ—ใŸใ‚‰ใ€Œไธ€ไผ‘ใฟใ€่†ใฎไธŠใง็œ ใ‚‹

5. ใ€Œ้ฃŸในใฆๅฅๅบทใ€็Œซ่‰้ฃŸในใ‚ˆใ†

6.ใ€Œๅปบ่จญ็š„ใชๆ‰นๅˆคใ‚’็™บ่จ€ใ€
ใ€€ใƒŽใƒ‘ใ‚ฝใซๅบงใฃใฆๆ–‡ๅฅใ‚’่จ€ใŠใ†

7. ใ€Œๅฎถ็ˆถ้•ทๅˆถใ‚’ใƒ–ใƒๅฃŠใ›ใ€
ใ€€่‚˜ๆŽ›ใ‘ๆค…ๅญใ‚’็ ดๅฃŠใ™ใ‚‹ใž

8.ใ€Œๆ–ฐใ—ใ„ๅ‘ณๆ–นใฅใใ‚Šใ€ ใƒใ‚บใƒŸใจ็ต่จ—

9. ใ€Œๆ„›ใ—ใ„ไบบใจใฎใใคใ‚ใŽใ€
ใ€€ๆ˜ ็”ปใ‚’่ฆ‹ใฆใ‚‹้ฃผใ„ไธปใฎไธŠใงๅบงใ‚‹

@warandpeas
Thank you for interesting comicโœจ

Japanese translation of original toot.
ๅ…ƒใƒˆใ‚ฅใƒผใƒˆใฎๆ—ฅๆœฌ่ชž่จณใงใ™
mastodon.social/@warandpeas/11

ใญใ“ใพใ‚“ใŒใ€Œๆˆฆไบ‰ใจ่ฑ† ใ€
1. ็ŒซใŒๆ•™ใˆใ‚‹ๆˆๅŠŸใฎไธ€ๆ—ฅ

2. ใ€Œๆ—ฉ่ตทใใ€ใ—ใฆ้ฃผใ„ไธปใฎ้ก”ใซๅบงใ‚‹

3. ใ€Œ้‹ๅ‹•ใ—ใ‚ˆใ†ใ€ใ‚ซใƒผใƒ†ใƒณใซใ—ใŒใฟใคใ‘

4. ้‹ๅ‹•ใ—ใŸใ‚‰ใ€Œไธ€ไผ‘ใฟใ€่†ใฎไธŠใง็œ ใ‚‹

5. ใ€Œ้ฃŸในใฆๅฅๅบทใ€็Œซ่‰้ฃŸในใ‚ˆใ†

6.ใ€Œๅปบ่จญ็š„ใชๆ‰นๅˆคใ‚’็™บ่จ€ใ€
ใ€€ใƒŽใƒ‘ใ‚ฝใซๅบงใฃใฆๆ–‡ๅฅใ‚’่จ€ใŠใ†

7. ใ€Œๅฎถ็ˆถ้•ทๅˆถใ‚’ใƒ–ใƒๅฃŠใ›ใ€
ใ€€่‚˜ๆŽ›ใ‘ๆค…ๅญใ‚’็ ดๅฃŠใ™ใ‚‹ใž

Proxima

@warandpeas 10th square: eat your ally to assert dominance.

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