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Doc Impossible

Governments are nowhere near as omniscient as you think, and have nowhere near enough resporces to follow up on what data they do have.

Wanna resist? One of the very best things you can do is look suspicious as fuck while doing *absolutely nothing* illegal.

Consume their resources. Frustrate the machine. *That* is how you save lives. Not weapons. Not for the overwhelming majority of you.

Leave that trouble for those truly prepared for it.

(5/5).

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Doc Impossible

Tl;dr: Don't be the queer version of Meal Team Six. You're gonna be just as ineffective as they are.

Dani Tseng

@Impossible_PhD Also also? Not to put too fine a point on it, but arming one's self is a responsibility - to do so safely involves building and maintaining perishable skills. And the best time to have started that is not "now" it's "some years ago".

Weapons aren't magic talismans; they're tools with a specific purpose and like any other tool they're not that useful for someone who doesn't know what they're doing.

David D. Levine

@Dani Saying "you must do this thing, but you have to have started some years ago" is never useful. It's redundant to those who already have done it and worthless to those who haven't.

Wyatt H Knott

@daviddlevine @Dani It's not at all worthless to those who haven't in this case, the point is don't start now if you don't want to get dead because you can't get to where you need to be to stay alive in the time you have left.

The most important thing is, if you bring a gun to the fight, the fight will be about the gun. Are you prepared to struggle for possession of a firearm? Doubt it.

Dani Tseng

@daviddlevine it's extremely useful; it establishes a reality check on what investment is necessary to be competent to with a tool in order to accomplish some goal.

If someone isn't capable of coming to terms with that idea, I'd prefer they not do the thing.

David D. Levine

@Dani Okay, I see now what you were trying to say. It's a valid and very important point, but I'm afraid the words in your initial post didn't convey that message well.

Donald Ball

@daviddlevine @Dani I would say it advises those that haven’t how they might better use their precious time.

P J Evans

@Dani @Impossible_PhD
If you must get a firearm, go with a shotgun. Less skill required. They're common in rural homes...near the front door, which friends don't use.

crazyeddie

@Dani @Impossible_PhD Meh, pretty much everyone knows how to use a hammer and it's not a whole lot more complex than that. You have to maintain and secure it because it's more dangerous than a hammer. Mistakes are a bit more costly. It's not complicated though. You can go practice aiming and such to be better, but you don't need to be Rambo to rid the world of bigots trying to rid it of you. You better be willing though, and you might lose still and lose harder so...everyone's got choices

Wendy 🏳️‍⚧️

@Dani @Impossible_PhD

I own guns. Despite everything I believe about guns, I have thought about carrying because I just haven't felt safe.

This is exactly why I have decided I cannot allow myself to carry one.

Wendy 🏳️‍⚧️

@Dani
I was raised with guns. Thankfully there was never much of the crazy, racist personal protection crap that dominates gun culture now.

Guns were tools for hunting and life on the farm.

I learned early to care for and maintain the tool. Safety was drilled in constantly.

I've never been able to imagine them being banned outright. I have always thought they should be a lot harder to own than an automobile.

Gun culture in this country is astoundingly insane and dangerous. Immensely misogynist and racist.

A gun is the last thing I should have on hand if I'm already afraid.

@Impossible_PhD

@Dani
I was raised with guns. Thankfully there was never much of the crazy, racist personal protection crap that dominates gun culture now.

Guns were tools for hunting and life on the farm.

I learned early to care for and maintain the tool. Safety was drilled in constantly.

I've never been able to imagine them being banned outright. I have always thought they should be a lot harder to own than an automobile.

Dani Tseng

@Wendy
Exactly. There's always this thought, drilled in by action movies or god knows what else that situations to defend one's life are analogous to even just shooting paper at a range. Simple right?

But doing _anything_ under pressure is different. And under that much pressure...?

@Impossible_PhD

P J Evans

@Impossible_PhD
"Sabotage" as a term started with putting wooden shoes - sabots - into places where they stopped machines. Or people.

crazyeddie

@Impossible_PhD "Meal Team Six vs. Rainbow Division" would make a great team v team game akin to team fortress though.

Doc Impossible

Addendum:

What the fuck, people?! I talk about how bad an idea it is to arm yourselves and a bunch of yall start arguing about blades and homemade bombs instead of firearms?! When I said weapons and not firearms, I meant ***all*** weapons.

This is not a fucking movie. This is your lives. All your posturing is gonna do is get you and the people around you dead.

Knock it off, dummies.

8Petros [Signal: Petros.63]

Knee jerk, I am afraid.

Folks, don't be daft, don't get killed. You will not respawn.

Or, if you have such a death wish, do not write about it in public (which means internet at large). Save your contacts from unwanted visitors.

Dani Tseng

@Impossible_PhD Out of all topics... I guess "missing the point" illustrates the point, huh.

Bilal Barakat

@Impossible_PhD

I am absolutely NOT questioning your practical advice with respect to the current situation AT ALL, but out of curiosity, given your position, what is your take on the role that armed self-defense historically played for Black resistance in the he US? I know there are people who argue it was crucial in that situation. Not to anticipate your response, but I suppose that DID include Black veterans from WWII and Korea, and therefore partly fell under the exceptions you mentioned?

Doc Impossible

@bifouba armed self defense was *always* the minority for Black folks. There were a few who carried, and in doing so made it much riskier for white oppressors to harass Black folks. And most of those people who did were indeed veterans, as I understand the history.

Which, honestly, is exactly my point.

DearlySamantha

@Impossible_PhD not just that but also maybe don't (plan to) commit crimes on the public internet. It's a bad time for everyone

Doc Impossible

@ahuggingsam lol, yeah, that's a dumb fucking idea too.

Seriously, the number of people in this thread who *absolutely do not get it* is astounding.

And for the record, everyone? I'm from a military family and I don't own a weapon of any kind *because I'm from a military family*. I did not enter service because I know myself well enough to know that I am not capable of enacting that sort of harm.

Kestenan's Typoist. BSc SSc

@Impossible_PhD you have to admit… the do sound suspicious as fuck! :)

Tattie

@Impossible_PhD I train with bladed weapons (well, blunt ones) every week, and the thought of using them in self-defense is fucking stupid. Like what's the plan here? You get jumped and then expect to have a minute to pull a knife out of your bag? Or walk around with one in your hand whenever you feel unsafe, thus pre-escalating any confrontation? A knife is an offensive weapon, not a defensive one. They only get more people hurt.

No, your first plan should always be to de-escalate and defuse the situation. Keep your hands low, make it clear you're not interested in a fight. Don't brandish anything at anyone.

Your second plan, if you can, is to run. Keep an eye on your escape routes, don't let people back you into a corner.

Only after both those options are exhausted should you turn to fighting. And the only "weapon" I'd recommend is a good stout umbrella. It's not perceived as a weapon, meaning you can still de-escalate with one in your hand. You can give someone a swift knock in the jaw or round the head to daze them, or you knock the knife out of their hand, and then you run.

Self-defense is about getting away safely, not escalating a confrontation into a fight.

@Impossible_PhD I train with bladed weapons (well, blunt ones) every week, and the thought of using them in self-defense is fucking stupid. Like what's the plan here? You get jumped and then expect to have a minute to pull a knife out of your bag? Or walk around with one in your hand whenever you feel unsafe, thus pre-escalating any confrontation? A knife is an offensive weapon, not a defensive one. They only get more people hurt.

The Corodon

@Tattie @Impossible_PhD
Big agree. I used to work in a knife shop and appealed to my martial arts training to redirect people looking for self-defense to our pepper spray. If we'd sold solid umbrellas I would've recommended that, too.
As I put it, a knife is likely to make someone die. It's *not* good at quickly stopping someone from fighting.

Range and stopping power beat lethality for self-defense. And escaping beats everything.

@Tattie @Impossible_PhD
Big agree. I used to work in a knife shop and appealed to my martial arts training to redirect people looking for self-defense to our pepper spray. If we'd sold solid umbrellas I would've recommended that, too.
As I put it, a knife is likely to make someone die. It's *not* good at quickly stopping someone from fighting.

Meatwharf15

@Tattie @Impossible_PhD I heard of this thing a while back, and maybe it could also be a good self-defense weapon. It’s also something that wouldn’t be seen as one until it’s used as such. poshmark.com/listing/Cat-Knuck

Cassander

@Impossible_PhD I agree with all of this.

It's very interesting that we can more easily imagine taking a life than not being as efficient as possible.

Misuse Case

@Impossible_PhD Well you know how Americans are, thinking everything can be solved with guns….

Doc Impossible

@MisuseCase It's apocalyptic thinking. People want to go out in a heroic blaze of glory, because doing so has been held up as an ideal.

Its just evangelical rapture-thinking.

Yeah, in the grimmest times, someone has to do the dangerous work, but they need to *live* afterwards. The fascist machine wasting resources fruitlessly chasing them is the real benefit to what they do.

aadmaa

@Impossible_PhD @MisuseCase If people absolutely need them, you can get a three hole punch at Staples and punch up to three holes at a time. Less risk to self and others. And everyone knows a good binder's at the heart of every revolution.

sabik

@aadmaa @Impossible_PhD @MisuseCase
> And everyone knows a good binder's at the heart of every revolution

Particularly a transmasc revolution

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@aadmaa @Impossible_PhD @MisuseCase

Yeah, but what good binder requires a three-hole punch?

Although... I've always found 2 too few, and 4 too many...

Maybe it's the UK's Big Binder keeping us in a state of under equipment!

The stationary-industrial complex up to its old, tired playbook of dirty tricks SMH

aadmaa

@MrBerard @Impossible_PhD @MisuseCase Two hole binders? Four hole binders? I finally understand Brexit. British policy statements were incompatible with those of Brussels. Doomed from the start to be left out of every proposal since 1973. All for want of a good, three-hole punch. How are you for staplers btw?

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@aadmaa @Impossible_PhD @MisuseCase

I think we're using... Staplers... But I wouldn't put it past the Brits to use a set of staple gauges completely incompatible with the staplers of the world.

The Ocelot, Freedom for 🇺🇦.

@Impossible_PhD @MisuseCase Yep. People like trump have no idea what it takes to serve. He only knows how to manipulate in order to take.

Wandering Star

@Impossible_PhD So I've been thinking about this, and if he goes through with this whole Mass Deportation thing, it will be ridiculously difficult and impractical, and I think there's room there to get mud in the gears.

Loran

@Impossible_PhD Read Machiavelli and turn them against one another - the same tactic Putin is using to great effect against the western world. Talk about how Musk is trying to push Trump out and how Vance despises Trump Jr. How Hawley secretly wants to blow Jim Jordan and has video of Lindsey Graham cavorting in a nightgown alone in his mansion. How Clarence Thomas blackmailed his fellow justice into resigning to make room for Kavanaugh

RealGravitas

@Impossible_PhD I also recommend reading “Steal this book” by Abby Hoffman. It’s got some amazing ideas, and even though it was written a while back (Nixon’s time) it’s got a lot of applications today.

Rosalyn Gardencourt 🏳️‍⚧️

@CWilbur @Impossible_PhD even older but not without its charms is the simple sabotage field manual [1] which has a lot of fun & plausibly deniable ideas for how to slow the gears of a large machine of which you have no choice but to be a part

[1] archive.org/details/SimpleSabo

Levka

@CWilbur @Impossible_PhD

*Steal this book* is not by "by" Abbie Hoffman. It's by Emmett Grogan. Abbie stole the manuscript from him. Emmett describes this in *Ringolevio*, a much better book.

bouriquet

@Impossible_PhD Well said. Force them to dedicate resources to something they didn’t plan for. That diverts and slows their efforts to their goals.
Frustration eventually begins to create morale problems within them, people get pressured for results, eventually get fired. That lowers morale more. Some defect and quit.
The longer we resist, the more impatient the population gets when expecting taxes to go down: they won’t. Prices will go up, goods get scarce, people unhappy. Goal.

That Girl Over There

@Impossible_PhD Dumb advice. "Looking suspicious" while doing nothing wrong.
Like when I was a teenager and got death threats for being different. Getting followed around by cops and mall security.
Almost getting killed because I am autistic and I am different. Creative. Honest. And I didn't "look normal".
Christian conservatives who hate different will kill people.
Back then (1987) you couldn't just get a gun and carry it around.
Now you can.
Don't be stupid.

Liminal witch 🧙‍♀️ Sarah

@Impossible_PhD slowing down and pretending incompetence should be as effective

Jay :iwate:

@Impossible_PhD Another good example about how little power governments can have is Russia right now. No matter how much power Putin wields, Ukraine is holding the line, and will continue to do so for some time. Even straight up dictators are limited by what they can and cannot do.

Jason Howard :sdf:

@Impossible_PhD
Kill the machine with sugar. Sometimes in the gas tank, sometimes in the operator. Keep them guessing which one.

Kate Morley

@Impossible_PhD To put it another way: be the noise that overwhelms the signal

Aloniaxx

@Impossible_PhD Wear grey suits and carry a briefcase. Hide in plain sight.

Siobhán Sarelle

@Impossible_PhD

Take into consideration, dependency.

What we're calling fascism now, is probably a lot more sophisticated than the fascism of the past (though built on it).

It's possible to smash things, but a lot more difficult to destroy things that we're dependent on, or feel dependent on

Then there's the better the devil you know. If people are so used to something harmful, they might not try to escape it, because of fear of the unknown

Matt Campbell

@Impossible_PhD

> Governments are nowhere near as omniscient as you think

Are you sure that's still true in the age of mass surveillance, big data, and large language models?

Doc Impossible

@matt Yes.

First of all, LLMs are not intelligent. They're autocomplete on steroids. Their use actively degrades work efficiency according to every survey I'm aware of.

Second, the mass surveillance is the problem. The government now captures *trillions* of hours of video a year, plus an absolutely incomprehensible amount of text data--so much that it hasn't known what to do with it for decades.

The point of the observation regime is your post. It's the panipticon.

Nova🐧✨

@Impossible_PhD @matt not to mention LLMs are EXPENSIVE to run at scale, they're not something you can keep in a cloud and analyze all the data with unless you are gushing money like niagra falls (as is happening with OpenAI and similar) so the mass surveillance is mostly done on-device, which means you can easily control what data is analyzed by choosing what devices to keep.

If your device has an NPU and an operating system not under your control (non-rooted android, iOS, windows, etc.), it's likely going to be analyzing your data whether you want it to or not. Older android phones work with most apps anyway, because phones haven't really changed in years! Remember, regular data is practically useless to surveillance agencies (analyzing it is hard) but metadata is incredibly useful, so they'll try to make the analysis and such into features (tag your friends with their face on facebook!)

And to justify upgrading these new phones and spending all that money, they try to make it all features... they don't bother hiding away the surveillance but instead trying to make it the hot new thing... LLM summarization in iOS? also easy to do sentiment analysis (not necessarily what they're doing but it's easy). Recall in Windows is treated as a feature but is also a very searchable surveillance tool (that luckily got pushback but is still going to be activated and forced on users).

Recall got pushback because it's an incredibly tangible form of surveillance that's suuper easy for people to understand the implications of: "oh my god it screenshots what i'm doing? i'd hate it if some random person did that to me" is easier to understand than abstract privacy stuff like collecting sentiment analysis and profiling people for ad tracking.

@Impossible_PhD @matt not to mention LLMs are EXPENSIVE to run at scale, they're not something you can keep in a cloud and analyze all the data with unless you are gushing money like niagra falls (as is happening with OpenAI and similar) so the mass surveillance is mostly done on-device, which means you can easily control what data is analyzed by choosing what devices to keep.

Matt Campbell

@Impossible_PhD Fair enough. But now, if we assume that whatever's left of due process and rule of law are about to go away, then wouldn't looking suspicious as fuck be enough to make them come down on you with extreme prejudice, even if they haven't sifted through *all* the data?

your 5:00 call to go blading

I think doc is arguing on a macro scale. If even just 5 million people look suspicious every day, it's infeasible to send cops to 5 million doors.

I would caution that the machine's favorite tactic in such a case is to just pick a few and "make an example" though. and that they are more likely to pick those based on class and identity. so it's really important white guys and especially middle class white guys do their part.

@matt @Impossible_PhD

Matt Campbell

@chairgirlhands @Impossible_PhD Interesting. My sister and I, both middle-class white, were thinking that we should *not* look suspicious, the better to keep ourselves safe so we can protect others more at risk.

Matt Campbell

@chairgirlhands @Impossible_PhD Of course, I might have already ruined that by posting here.

your 5:00 call to go blading replied to Matt

I think a good example to keep in mind is "partner" and "significant other" being used by heterosexual people.

That could be viewed as "suspicious" by homophobes. But the more straight people that do it, the harder it is for them to guess that anyone doing it is gay.

Does that make sense?

@matt @Impossible_PhD

Nova🐧✨

@matt @Impossible_PhD this is why i like poisoning the well of data in other ways, like just flat-out lying to disrupt fingerprinting using librewolf and editing metadata on photos and all that... i kinda wish there was some secure way to swap peoples' data somewhat to confuse the algorithms heavily because both would be structured data and that would make mass surveillance absolutely break entirely... not targeted surveillance though, that has different constraints

cognitively accessible math

@Impossible_PhD YES. I have already offered to the community to be a red herring on call :)

Nova🐧✨

@Impossible_PhD so in other words be like the scambaiters, flood trans reporting hotlines with the bee movie script, do r/maliciouscompliance, poison the data well, and overall be a total prankster gremlin? can do!

Doc Impossible

@technobaboo Precisely. The script of the bee movie has done more to defend trans rights in the last twenty years than all the weapons owned by all trans people in America combined, as bizarre as it is to say.

Nova🐧✨

@Impossible_PhD that reminds me of the end of Bonelab, this super innovative VR game where everything has physics and avatar/body switching is a main mechanic (and jimmy here just saved you from a conservative small town where any modification of body, mind, environment is against the law and they hung you at the start of the game for it):

youtu.be/i3WjtJ1uYo8?t=279

Cass M :progress:

@Impossible_PhD, at this point, being a pre menopausal woman with a pixie cut is an act of rebellion. Long hair is definitely an cis- XX signifier.

Edwardo Lobo

@Impossible_PhD

Really don't agree with this last part. Bullies will bully you for being different. The fascists, and they ARE fascists, don't care about whether you're actually breaking the law. If you look suspicious to them, if you look other to them, they're going to f*** you up.

JaBbA's Hut

@Impossible_PhD

This.

I'm a middle aged cis het white guy.

I use encrypted communications. I made it as hard as possible to surveille me.

Go ahead. Spend the time and energy to break in and figure out what I'm doing.

Because if and when you come after me, I'll use my white privilege and in the end, you can't do much to me. And even if you can, I'm old. I don't have that much left to do. But while you're coming after me...

Others, more important and more vulnerable than me, will pass unnoticed.

Nanard Groubiche

@Impossible_PhD
Governments aren't omniscient, that's why they team up with private spy companies.

Fighting the system with an iphone is like punching yourself.
Being innocuous in a fascist system is doing nothing to stop it.
Following the law when the law is criminal is to be criminal.

You just want to save your comfort bubble, comforted in the fact that other peoples will do your part and save your ass.

Fuck it. Pacifism and passive resistance work only when the system play this game, but when they start to shoot in the mob, you die or take any weapon you can.

@Impossible_PhD
Governments aren't omniscient, that's why they team up with private spy companies.

Fighting the system with an iphone is like punching yourself.
Being innocuous in a fascist system is doing nothing to stop it.
Following the law when the law is criminal is to be criminal.

You just want to save your comfort bubble, comforted in the fact that other peoples will do your part and save your ass.

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