@ahuggingsam lol, yeah, that's a dumb fucking idea too.

Seriously, the number of people in this thread who *absolutely do not get it* is astounding.

And for the record, everyone? I'm from a military family and I don't own a weapon of any kind *because I'm from a military family*. I did not enter service because I know myself well enough to know that I am not capable of enacting that sort of harm.