this account is strictly mdni (magicians do not interact). i don’t know where that rabbit came from and frankly im unwilling to find out. get outta here you freaks of fuckin nature.

the Nantucket Current has been chronicling the first cybertruck on the island and is making fun of them parking like a dick. this is the reason a free press is crucial to democracy.

as an american, i was put on this earth to turn anything that could have nutritional value into something that actually tastes good. behold my latest concoction: brussel sprouts, air fried with olive oil, a little bit of parmesan and topped with a maple syrup reduction for sweetness.

If this provides any nutritional value I will have failed myself and my country.

hard to express how much my life has improved since putting a super long USB-C cable plugged into a super high wattage power adapter next to my sofa.

you don’t understand: i can charge anything from my favorite place to sit. life changing.

from the archives: tired of using the trash to delete files? might I recommend chucking unwanted files in T̷͖̅Ḧ̴̟́Ȇ̴̢ ̶̜̽H̴̺̕Ò̶̜Ḽ̸̏E̴̘͆

(aligns a button with a nav bar) MY POWER KNOWS NO BOUNDS. GOD HIMSELF TREMBLES BEFORE ME RAAAAAAAAAAA

btw SwiftUI already has the symbols for a variable blur modifier, they can be found at link time. you just need to add some stubs to the *.swiftinterface files and there you have it, a variable blur one-liner.

if i ran a university founded by intellectuals who left traditional universities in protest of their conformist tendencies and limitations on academic freedom, i simply wouldn’t call the cops to arrest a bunch of my students that pay through the nose to attend https://abcnews.go.com/US/live-updates/college-protests-israel-palestine-war/?id=109734946

i love hopelessly validating SVG files and getting non-actionable errors in return

i don’t have three hours to watch a comprehensively researched @TechConnectify video on dishwashers can someone just tell me if I should buy cascade powder or gel

i have determined that i simply attract german shitposts. i am like catnip for confused recommendation algorithms. between that spotify discover weekly thing and this, i have no other way to explain why i keep getting 3D animations with german text to speech.

the “nyc bagels are the best” folks have been REAL quiet ever since the WB Mason brand bagels hit the scene

can’t reveal sources but i heard from someone in marketing that there will be full frontal https://9to5mac.com/2024/04/30/apple-may-7-different-kind-event/

tbh they should just repurpose the android lawn sculpture land as a mock cemetery for their killed products. https://9to5google.com/2024/04/30/google-needs-a-more-formalized-way-to-kill-products/

i’ll buy you a coffee if you install mastodon for android on a rabbit https://www.androidauthority.com/rabbit-r1-is-an-android-app-3438805/

from the archives:
I was thinking about @notboring’s blog post about adding "juice" to products (https://www.andy.works/words/the-most-satisfying-checkbox).

Instead of thinking about juicing something, my instinct was to think about how to make it completely over-dramatic. A file compression utility:

(watching the mkbhd rabbit review) GET EM KING

would love an explanation why this was the third song in my spotify discover weekly. i mean it’s bop-y but i don’t speak german https://open.spotify.com/track/7ki0Q2nYTBhVxZvqLLDp5W