@samhenrigold A man bought a truck in Nantucket,
His neighborhood wanted to chuck it,
Self drive level three
Go straight to the sea
And now it’s a sand castle bucket

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Perhaps they were stranded at the beach waiting for delivery of their Cybercat™️?

https://www.cybercatamaran.com/

@samhenrigold Local reddit has been replete with stories of the local neon-green painted Cybertruck nicknamed "the booger" -- latest sighting had it on a towtruck 😂

@samhenrigold I'm sure salt air's going to do that thing the world of good. ;-P

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"Rust-eze liked this post"

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"There Once Was a Truck In Nantucket..."

@samhenrigold Excuse me but I still have not figured what the "truck" part of the Cybertruck is. Is it the hole in the rear where a truck bed should be?
Where can I install a truck box to carry tools and stuff?

@samhenrigold nothing old money loves more than to drag on new money poseurs

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Once upon a time, I was camping in Baja. The driver of a street VW bug decided that since dune buggies were made from them, he must be driving one. We pulled him out. A little later, he tried it again -- but with a running start. We suggested hiring a tow truck.

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Giggling at this like a cartoon character, like genuinely going “hee hee hee, hee hee hee hee” at the chronicles of the Nantucket Cybertruck

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Meanwhile, Nantucketers are strolling past it, pointing, and yelling,

"Thar! She blows!"

@samhenrigold @toddo way to much mass to be able to go fast as fuck. Hopefully the insurance price reflects that fact.

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There once was a truck from Nantucket
a dumb wanker's costly rustbucket
the cyber trash can
still sits on the sand
since his musky gearbox can't unstuckit

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That is one #Fugly #FuglyTruck

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Ooh. He took it to the beach.
I'm pretty sure he did the research on what salt(-water) does to stainless steel.
Good job, young man, good job!

@samhenrigold You spelled *WankenPanzer wrong

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In a nice climate like Nantucket, with all its salty, sea air, the Monstrosity should begin rusting soon.

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If a seagull shits on it, that voids the warranty.

@samhenrigold I 100% judge people who buy these.

@samhenrigold *giggle*

@samhenrigold i support the local press bullying the guy who was dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend

@samhenrigold There once was a new Truck of Cyber,
Its owner: a Nantucket driver.
Their parking got panned;
Now it's mired in sand,
More updates to come from your town crier.

@samhenrigold hey, at least it doesn't have gasoline and oil to pollute the waters when it washes out to sea.

@samhenrigold @_L1vY_

#WankPanzer be Wankin' lol.

@samhenrigold Mackinac Island had a driver like that once. It inspired them to #BanCars. Just saying…

@samhenrigold hahahahaha 😂

@samhenrigold @inferis That driver's such a numpty.

@samhenrigold ugh, here in the Eastbay you see them daily now

@samhenrigold oh please, what does that have to do with democracy? Was the truck a bribe for the governor or something? No, it's just some easy clicks in the absence of any useful ideas.

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Hmm. Is that current AC or DC?

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"Damage caused by high tide is also not covered by warranty."

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What you need for that beach is one of them Odyssey 21 extreme e cars. Y'know, an electric vehicle designed to be rugged, not a musk mobile which is designed to aid the symptoms of a mid life crisis

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