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sam henri gold

there once was a douche from Nantucket,
who parked his new truck and said “fuck it.”
he tried off-roading on sand,
it got out of hand,
now his cybertruck’s stuck and can’t budge it.

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Biggles

@samhenrigold with a cyber truck rust bucket,
He didn't understand that if you drive it on sand,
ground pressure and water will fuck it

Kristin (vis.social Admin)

@samhenrigold nailed it! Well done, and thanks for the smile.

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