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sam henri gold

Thinking about how IE was so much of a train-wreck that it took killing it, creating a new browser, killing THAT browser, and creating another new browser that's basically Chrome to rebound.

Григорий Клюшников

Unpopular opinion: IE-era web was better because its scope was finite. Web pages were documents. Web browsers didn't try to be operating systems. If you wanted app-like functionality anyway for shits and giggles, it was called Flash.

sam henri gold

the "LD" in JSON-LD stands for "Lil Data," the rapper name for Jason JSON (the inventor of JSON)

sam henri gold

spring cleaning my drafts folder in case it wasn't already obvious

sam henri gold

it’s fun to horrify non-americans with bits of life here. like biscuit cans that explode when you press a spoon to them, classroom emergency buckets, still being able to rattle off the pledge of allegiance since it’s seared into our brains from age 5,

sam henri gold

only google the biscuit can thing.

netbat

@samhenrigold I am from the US, what on God's green earth are "classroom emergency buckets"

Григорий Клюшников

My own wtf observations from visiting the US mostly relate to money and include the tips, the prices that don't include the sales tax, and the credit card readers that still only use the magnetic stripe and sometimes no authentication whatsoever. On the first day of my first visit in 2014 (in NYC, btw) I had to google what the fuck "one dime" was.

sam henri gold

he’s waiting for his toy to hatch, i guess.

sam henri gold

can someone — ANYONE — explain to me why Worcester is pronounced "Wooster" but Dorchester is not pronounced "Dooster"

sam henri gold

how is amazon the biggest retailer and their web design not only sucks but also has awful recommendations. just because I bought a blood pressure monitor one time does not mean I want recommendations on more blood pressure monitors.

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Zeno ✨

@samhenrigold sure helps beat my imposter syndrome tho

Christy Smith

@samhenrigold Lol I know, right? I've seen that too, with things like computers even.

Keir

@samhenrigold ahh I hate the “you bought one of these things you’ll likely only ever need one of but here’s some recommendations for more we think you’ll like” thing! 😩

sam henri gold

SUBWAY SURFERS. MAKE THE BOTTOM SCREEN SHOW SUBWAY SURFERS GAMEPLAY AND FAMILY GUY CLIPS. I DEMAND STIMULATION. theverge.com/2023/5/15/2372167

D. Griffin Jones

@samhenrigold That’s the problem, they made the second screen even more horizontal than the TV! And why stop at two? I need my TV flanked by dual 9:32 vertical displays so I can supplement Doctor Who with TikTok, Reels, Shorts and Temple Run continuously

sam henri gold

just a heads up for anyone with an apple card: they’re doing 10% cash back on groceries through the end of the month. i didn’t know this was a thing until i got $7 back from stop and shop 🤯 offers.applecard.apple/grocery

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Григорий Клюшников

Slightly offtopic — am I the only one who's mildly annoyed that Apple, the company that made itself famous by building outstanding computer hardware and software, is now also a bank and a movie studio? Steve must be spinning in his grave so furiously.

yakkoj 🦊

@samhenrigold it appears that this offer is only valid if you pay using Apple Pay, which excludes Walmart in-store because Walmart is STUPID and doesn't support tap to pay at all.

(I hope I'm wrong and you can get this offer by using the physical card with EMV.)

(((Jann Gobble)))🏳️‍🌈

@samhenrigold @mikebrew You spent $70 at Stop & Shop? (Isn’t that a convenience store?)

Real question, sorry…no offense.

sam henri gold

this version of the ted talk is way better.

sam henri gold

(sorta british accent) "his name,,,....is cheddar ..,, ..." (hold for applause)

sam henri gold

(getting dragged away by riot police) YORKSHIRE GOLD IS THE SAME AS RED BUT MARKED UP. THEYRE LYING TO YOU, BIG TEA IS TRYI

Leon Overweel

@samhenrigold it’s actually pronounced like this I think

Григорий Клюшников

There are two kinds of people. I pronounce "OS X" as "o es ex". Same applies to the iPhone X.

sam henri gold

do you think when god introduced the spork, she was all like "these are not two separate devices; this is one device. and we are calling it: spork"

sam henri gold

i feel like more people should know that there’s a spotify feature that lets you block artists entirely. like they will get skipped in any playlist and will never show up in recommended mixes. it’s incredible.

Marcel

@samhenrigold Here's the most edgy thing about me: I used that feature to get rid of The National. #noregerts

sam henri gold

I've been a small phone guy for my entire life. But, just for funsies, I bought a pixel 7 pro. Good lord this thing is a unit. It's nice and looks nice, but absolutely unwieldy.

Григорий Клюшников

I've been through this with a Nexus 6P. Thought I'll get used to it. NOPE. Still want an iPhone 5 that runs Android.

sam henri gold

2 chainz or, adjusted for inflation, 3.6 chainz

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