The WWDC slack opened up today with all of the channel names redacted. The placeholder names are good, but I think I can offer my help here:

• no-objc-tions
• spoonful-of-syntactic-sugar
• mutably-we-roll-along
• the-callback-kid
• strings-attached
• push-pop-or-perish
• git-in-the-zone
• init-to-win-it
• guarding-the-galaxy
• one-if-by-clang-two-if-by-C
• entering-a-nullish-market
• multithreading-the-needle
• if-you-dont-succeed-try-try-a-catch

(dragging a figma component into the deprecated page, takes a drag of a cigarette) tough luck toots, that’s showbiz baby

cannot stop thinking about “meatball ron”

the `<kbd>` tag is mega goated. combined with a tasteful inset shadow and a `<samp>` and you're unstoppable tbh

Someone should make a desktop utility just for quitting apps solely for the amazing pun opportunity naming the app presents.
- Acquittal (Tagline: “If it doesn't fit, you must acquit”)
- Quiddit
- Bye Bye Wordie (you would have to limit it to only text editors but still)

The list goes on but I'm not giving you any more for free.

my back problems have subsided a ton since switching my phone to an e-sim. i think it was all the extra weight of carrying around that heavy sim card that was adding unnecessary stress on my back.

predictable ending to succession: every character, logan included, did a dance party set to “We Are Family” (unabridged) and it slowly faded to credits. yawn.

i’m begging the guy who does the phone durability tests on youtube to stop scraping metal with a box cutter. the sound of aluminum on aluminum haunts my dreams.

going out tonight!

sorry, small typo: i’m downgrading my homekit architecture to legacy so i can turn off my lights tonight.

Bro I just wanna inspect element on my iPad 😭

I signed up for AT&T today, so I downloaded their app to check usage/pay bills. First of all, the app is broken. Second of all, THEY HAVE ADS IN THE APP I USE TO PAY THEM?!

huh, they put up the #WWDC23 event stream page early this year: https://www.apple.com/apple-events/event-stream/index.html

Doesn't do anything but two weeks in advance is odd.

(edit: wrong hashtag)

Warner Media Try Not To Build Your Own Shitty Video Player For Your Apple TV App Challenge (Extremely Hard)

me hee hee — and, critically — woo hoo hoo

I’m curious to get the #webdev group’s thought on this: What % of adoption (on CanIUse) is high enough for you to use a new feature?

For me, I look for 90% for any feature that would not fail silently (container queries, aspect-ratio, etc). And any % goes for purely nice-to-have features (accent-color, text-wrap: balance)

actually i’m paying you but go off i guess

we desperately need a 👀 imessage reaction

you all are gonna have so much egg on your face when WWDC rolls around and their big announcement is their own version of google cardboard that you slot your phone into

any of yall on are.na?