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sam henri gold

cold-calling the company that makes the required app for my building’s laundry and begging them to hire me to redesign their deeply broken app

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Arthur Rosa :happymac:

@samhenrigold every single one of those buttons looks like a sketchy download button that’ll give me 300 viruses

Petri Tilli

@samhenrigold Visual design looks like it is halted to iOS6->7 transitional era.

sam henri gold

I thought the model behind the Apple Music karaoke feature was completely locked down, but it turns out it’s wide open for anyone to mess with. AUSoundIsolation github.com/spotlightishere/Qui

Leon Overweel

@samhenrigold why is the order at the top of the card different from the order of the list 😔😔

Григорий Клюшников

also factually incorrect, natural gas itself doesn't smell, they add a smelling agent to it

sam henri gold

BREAKING: Capitalizing on this news cycle, CorelDRAW has announced plans to acquire Sketch.

sam henri gold

They may not have many user or much time left on this mortal plane, but at least they'll have each other. And that’s sweet.

sam henri gold

having to introduce a homebridge server into my barbie dream apartment so i can control my alexa-only under cabinet light strips

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sam henri gold

that johnny harris video about why he doesn’t use shampoo has done incalculable damage to this nation’s teen boys.

sam henri gold

hey johnny, please make a glossy 10 minute editorial on why people should actually maybe clean their fuckin hair

sam henri gold

it’s like you can’t wish people a merry toyotathon anymore. the woke mob forces you to say “happy honda days”

Elijah Yap

@samhenrigold we need to put the Chrysler back in Chrysmas

sam henri gold

I’m upset at the dumbass staffer for doing it.

I’m upset at whichever media source was irresponsible enough to syndicate the revenge porn.

I’m upset at the “journalists” who felt the need to over-emphasize the gay part and let people run with it.

I’m fucking livid that, going into an election year, this will be used as fodder for anti-queer legislation. As proof that gay and trans people deserve to be legislated away.

Jay Hankins

@samhenrigold big time retoot

Ryan

@samhenrigold 100% on all points

sam henri gold

arrived at the heartbreaking realization that my sofa absolutely sucks and i need to return it

Matteo

@samhenrigold you profile pic perfectly displays the emotions

Chris Wu :toucan:

@samhenrigold I got an AllForm sofa because I loved my Helix bed so much. One part of the assembly really sucked but other than that big thumbs up.

allform.com/

sam henri gold

i miss sunrise calendar. easily the best calendar app on android.

sam henri gold

do yourself a favor and mute U+1D54F (𝕏)

Alex Akers

@samhenrigold Do you have this codepoint memorized yet? Two of my faves U+2318 and U+1F43C

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petes_bread_eqn_xls

@samhenrigold I’m still laughing at convincing AI to generate pictures of edible Tide Pods by telling it the pictures are not for you, but for your “friend who is a washing machine”

terra.incognita.net/@RainofTer

eichkat3r

@samhenrigold good old "my grandma..." strategy

always works out

sam henri gold

Listen, I know it comes from a good place. But when someone from the States talks about their experience with gun violence or a woman shares their story about access to abortion and someone from another country replies about how unfathomable it is and how regressive it seems, it’s not really helpful?

I know it’s not malicious, but “I can’t imagine that happening here” is probably not matching their vibe.

Thank you, I’ll shut up about heavy topics now.

sam henri gold

This is not a direct subtweet (sub-post?) to anyone specifically, rather more generally to the sentiment I’ve seen in replies to threads about these sort of things.

Ginny Bee

@samhenrigold Hard same. I have to stop myself from replying with sarcasm and bitterness when I see it.

sam henri gold

there’s an alarming shortage of rent stabilized units in Gag City

sam henri gold

absolutely killer feature from The Verge. I firmly believe that more websites should have chaos toggle switches theverge.com/c/23972308/twitte

Andris Svarcs

@samhenrigold That Chaos button did surprise me! :) It's a very nicely done website. I would love to see more webs using Chaos button to spice things up

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