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sam henri gold

i love hopelessly validating SVG files and getting non-actionable errors in return

panel 1: create a custom SF symbol or draw 25 cards. panel 2: a guy with like 30 uno cards
sam henri gold

i don’t have three hours to watch a comprehensively researched @TechConnectify video on dishwashers can someone just tell me if I should buy cascade powder or gel

sam henri gold

i have determined that i simply attract german shitposts. i am like catnip for confused recommendation algorithms. between that spotify discover weekly thing and this, i have no other way to explain why i keep getting 3D animations with german text to speech.

sam henri gold

the “nyc bagels are the best” folks have been REAL quiet ever since the WB Mason brand bagels hit the scene

W.B. Mason Fresh Blueberry Bagels, 6 count for $14.59.
sam henri gold

(I like the special edition Polar seltzers, WB Mason is, yet again, the only company that has it in stock + ships to me. I’m not thrilled doing this but the nearest grocery store that carries it is a Stop & Shop in Maspeth which is like 50 minutes away on the F)

sam henri gold

can’t reveal sources but i heard from someone in marketing that there will be full frontal 9to5mac.com/2024/04/30/apple-m

sam henri gold

FREE DESIGN CONSULTATION for this flow:

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[iOS in-app alert]

“Are you enjoying this app?”

[Yes / No]

Yes -> prompt user for App Store review

No -> take user to in-app form asking why they don’t like the app

-

My suggestion:

1) don’t do this
2) if you’re going to anyway, make the very first option on the “No” form be auto-selected and it says “I actually like the app, I just didn’t want to say ‘yes’ and be taken to fill out a review at the moment you asked because I’m busy”

sam henri gold

@jimniels third option if space permits on the initial alert: “It’s fine I guess; go away and don’t ask again”

sam henri gold

tbh they should just repurpose the android lawn sculpture land as a mock cemetery for their killed products. 9to5google.com/2024/04/30/goog

Kaito

@samhenrigold they could save a lot of money by killing products *before* they're developed

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Григорий Клюшников

You know a company is full of shit when they start sentences in a freakin press statement with lowercase letters.

__ol

@samhenrigold
> The company explains that the LLM it uses runs on the cloud, which is something we never questioned.

Well that's a relief. I was worried the $200 gadget actually had a chipset that was worth the price.

sam henri gold

from the archives:
I was thinking about @notboring’s blog post about adding "juice" to products (andy.works/words/the-most-sati).

Instead of thinking about juicing something, my instinct was to think about how to make it completely over-dramatic. A file compression utility:

sam henri gold

(watching the mkbhd rabbit review) GET EM KING

Lorena 🍏

@samhenrigold Imagine trying to take on the iPhone and fumbling that hard 🤣

sam henri gold

would love an explanation why this was the third song in my spotify discover weekly. i mean it’s bop-y but i don’t speak german open.spotify.com/track/7ki0Q2n

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Thomas

@samhenrigold Marti Fischer is somewhat Youtube-famous in the German speaking world, I'm also surprised you would get this in your Spotify algorithm :D he does fantastic videos, but not sure it's as enjoyable with subtitles

Jordan Kay

@samhenrigold Oh this is a whole thing on TikTok (there’s a dance)

sam henri gold

Leaving “Sent from my iPhone” on is a complete release from the aesthetic jail of composing a well crafted email. Just throw words onto your screen and send. You are set free, there is no form to bend to

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phi1997

@tvler
My dad used to have "Sent from my Atari 2600" as his signature

Jumile

@tvler When that was first introduced, I changed mine to say "Sent from my Commodore 64"

I mean what's the point of a non-sequitur flex if its not saying something objectively cool?

sam henri gold

today in union square, about 500 people gathered to watch a guy eat cheeseballs until he yacked. it was magical.

#nyc #cheeseballman

A man in an orange ski mask holding a giant jar of cheese balls addresses a crowd through a blue station horn.
the man has his hands in the now half-empty jar
he holds up the jar to the crowd, now a quarter full
the man victoriously pumping his cheese dust-covered first in the air in front of a cheering crowd
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Bill Lloyd

@samhenrigold I like how his fingers end up matching his garb at the end.

Jonathan Hendry

@samhenrigold

Someone's going to say this was pro-Hamas propaganda.

[DATA EXPUNGED]
sam henri gold

@samhenrigold if I ever become the CEO (goals) of a large company, I will go onto eBay with a budget of $40 per device and buy a computer for every developer. Biweekly, I will force them to use it for the work day.

sam henri gold

@eb Fully support this. I think the classic example is Figma: it’s traditionally a developer tool and gets used on absurdly powerful machines but it’s also used by high schoolers on school-issued Chromebooks. And it has to be optimized heavily for both use cases without being (too) opinionated or throwing a “your hardware can’t handle this” message

Григорий Клюшников

Evan, at one point, when I worked at VK, we had an XP desktop set up in the corner of the office so web developers could test things on old IE. That was in the early 2010's.

sam henri gold

sometimes its interesting to go into best buy to see what computers “normal” people are buying.

making a slick Svelte app is fun and all on my M1 Pro but how much do i need to optimize my stuff for the majority of people using whatever $500 gets you from HP.

we, as product makers, get swept up in the latest, shiniest thing & set our assumptions accordingly.

“Well everyone’s at least on an M1 right” my brother in christ my mom just bought a Lenovo yesterday and it has a Celeron + 4GB memory

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Queer Like The Slur

@samhenrigold I honestly don't think I know anyone outside the fedi who has purchased their own computer in the last decade.

They're a thing your employer chooses and insists you have against your will.

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@samhenrigold
Might I also suggest buying something cheaper still and experimental, like an ARM SBC or second-hand electronics, so that you can experience what a further group, outside of your nation may have to cope with.

VisualPlugin

@samhenrigold: the best place to visit would be Starbucks, a university campus (especially the study halls), or a co-working space.

My family typically get laptops from Costco. And people also like buying stuff from Amazon.

To be fair, I've been seeing a lot of desktop computers with at least 32 GiB of RAM. It doesn't help that I just graduated from uni.

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