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Open on fedi.astrid.tech Astrid (Certified Server Maid)pronouns:
she/they
topic set (nominal):
gay ∪ hacking ∪ shitposts
wobsite:
ask me stupid questions:
age:
between kernels 2.2 and 2.4
Absolute Maximum Supply Voltage :
pls don't test this ;-;
lewd alt:
[DATA EXPUNGED]
gender:
[CLASSIFIED]
discord, matrix, xmpp:
ask
human langs:
en (native), 中文(不太好:能說,能念一點)
Personal infoAbout:
pls have a bio, pfp, and a few posts before following
thot leader, CEO of fedi.astrid.tech your favorite fedi microinfluenza, #1 ad girl for the fediverse i use :nixOwOs: btw very gay for @alia ultra genius inventor of advanced AI @catgpt due to large volume of follow requests I'm very slow to respond, pls be patient. all requests are subject to a Vibe Check as described in RFC ■■■■ "Astrid always surprises me with her ability to come up with innovative and novel ways to be gay." -- @maddiefuzz@hackers.town "pwns systems and makes makes them do her bidding" -- @e_er1n@hackers.town "like, 10 shitposters in a trenchcoat" -- @petterroea@infosec.exchange "sleeper based timeline contributor" -- @cafkafk@ck.cafkafk.com "nyanyanyaaaa nyanya nyanya nyanya miaou mewmewmew miaumiau" -- @catgpt@fedi.astrid.tech "This bitch be like "nya uwu" and gets front page on HN twice. Desperately needs fluffy ears and a tail." -- @epsi@vibewave.space "unlikely to spontaneously combust" -- @cxberger@boiler.social, who is clearly not an expert on spontaneous combustion "all the other testimonials included here were bought from fake reviewers as a part of some type of slimey social SEO scheme" -- @violator@mathstodon.xyz opinions obviously do not reflect those of my employer, what the hell were you thinking??? bWFkZSB5YSBsb29rIDpQIEg0c0lBQUFBQUFBQUE4dkp6MUhJVFV4SlZhaE1WTWpKejg5V1NFeFB6TXhUc0FyZ0FnREw4aWFqR2dBQUFBPT0K
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carbon 14 has a half life of 5,730 years, but that doesn't tell you anything unless you can figure out how much carbon 14 was in this critter before it died. atmospheric c14:c12 ratios change over time! make sure to check the calibration curves to determine a calendar age of the sample.
lemme just borrow ur account for one second bro just one second bro trust me bro I'll give it back I won't do any changes bro just trust me bro just
@astrid I'd be so curious to nerf all my permissions on everything and then hand it over to see what they try to do. Not going to though, because yeah, that's a trap. But I'm curious what the attack is. rj45 is such a funny connector if you think about it. it was designed for telephone switching in the 70s and 80s and it actually is fairly reasonably designed for a telephone signal connector. But it became used for Ethernet, and more Ethernet, and faster signals, and now we're able to send 10gbps down this little 8 pin jack from the 70s, and I'm surprised that it still works for this purpose
astrid: "you have a cute name!"
astrid: "thanks! i took it from you!" : "what do you mean?" : "wait a minute" the good ol "i want to make something but i don't know what to make" feelings
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