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EDIT: I would like to apologize for the original version of this post. The views expressed in it do not reflect those of the Walt Disney corporation and I am deeply sorry for the pain it inflicted upon shareholders.
  has to be the smartest cybertruck owner out there. although, he slammed his index finger twice so we can’t really be sure; he should probably test on another finger for more conclusive results. scientific method and all.  @samhenrigold “not gonna lie i feared for my finger”, promptly goes and sticks it in again?!?!  If @MKBHD keeps being effective in being critical of tech, it’s only a matter of time until the extremist VCs will start to deride him as “woke” and try to discredit him. They don’t tolerate credible dissent or criticism. (Especially since the term has no meaning other than “belongs to a group I don’t like.”) @dgriffinjones had me on the @cultofmac CultCast today to share my exclusive insights into tomorrow’s #AppleEvent with the world. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-cultcast/id503494956?i=1000654700417 @samhenrigold @dgriffinjones @cultofmac I thoroughly enjoyed the surrealist Apple-based interplay on offer here. An unexpected WTF moment from the hottest new comedy double act on the internet. Bravo! This was the funniest thing I have listened to all week. Thank you and I hope to hear you in future episodes BREAKING: Columbia University cancels main commencement after protests over Israel-Hamas war that roiled campus for weeks https://apnews.com/article/columbia-commencement-protests-gaza-080a42e09d9bac2e37321874ac37a8c1 my childhood dog got diagnosed with anal cancer yesterday which has gotta be the most humiliating way to go after 16 years posted an extremely important video today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z599C22Tt_g
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  @samhenrigold a short version of this would make for an... interesting alarm ringtone this account is strictly mdni (magicians do not interact). i don’t know where that rabbit came from and frankly im unwilling to find out. get outta here you freaks of fuckin nature. the Nantucket Current has been chronicling the first cybertruck on the island and is making fun of them parking like a dick. this is the reason a free press is crucial to democracy.
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 What you need for that beach is one of them Odyssey 21 extreme e cars. Y'know, an electric vehicle designed to be rugged, not a musk mobile which is designed to aid the symptoms of a mid life crisis as an american, i was put on this earth to turn anything that could have nutritional value into something that actually tastes good. behold my latest concoction: brussel sprouts, air fried with olive oil, a little bit of parmesan and topped with a maple syrup reduction for sweetness. If this provides any nutritional value I will have failed myself and my country.  @samhenrigold similarly i bake them crispy in the oven (which is the only form i will eat them) and they turn out edible ;D i guess they still have some nutrition even after nuking them for an hour >.< hard to express how much my life has improved since putting a super long USB-C cable plugged into a super high wattage power adapter next to my sofa. you don’t understand: i can charge anything from my favorite place to sit. life changing.
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 @samhenrigold I catproofed a couple cables and keep them in a side table next to the couch, already plugged into a charging hub. It is indeed life changing.  @samhenrigold completely agree about having the long USBC and high powered charger. Love it so much, brought it on vacation. from the archives: tired of using the trash to delete files? might I recommend chucking unwanted files in T̷͖̅Ḧ̴̟́Ȇ̴̢ ̶̜̽H̴̺̕Ò̶̜Ḽ̸̏E̴̘͆
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 @samhenrigold @alienmelon Oh no, I know where this goes. This is how you accidentally invite strangers to link to your weird island full of puzzles.   @samhenrigold hey @gnome, please implement this as the default trash experience in Gnome... its sooooo good. (aligns a button with a nav bar) MY POWER KNOWS NO BOUNDS. GOD HIMSELF TREMBLES BEFORE ME RAAAAAAAAAAA  @samhenrigold this is an emotion only a SwiftUI developer can relate to. Only swift developers know the pain of spending hours sifting through undocumented components, and the triumph of finding the answer in the most unlikely of places btw SwiftUI already has the symbols for a variable blur modifier, they can be found at link time. you just need to add some stubs to the *.swiftinterface files and there you have it, a variable blur one-liner. @samhenrigold this is sweet. You should try submitting it to the store, I wonder if you’d get away with it if i ran a university founded by intellectuals who left traditional universities in protest of their conformist tendencies and limitations on academic freedom, i simply wouldn’t call the cops to arrest a bunch of my students that pay through the nose to attend https://abcnews.go.com/US/live-updates/college-protests-israel-palestine-war/?id=109734946 |
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