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sam henri gold

coming to the bleak realization that a lot of my life will be spent waiting for figma library changes to publish

figma progress indicator: "assembling components, styles, and variables"
sam henri gold

might as well get started on this while I wait

publishing library, 87 out of 3,413 complete
Handwritten note: My will (draft 1)
- My brother has to take care of my Nintendogs
sam henri gold

normally I'm against generative AI art for a whole host of reasons, but when its parodying an already vapid genre, I think it's kinda iconic??? like I have no issue with this eating away at Morgan Wallen's dominance in the bro country music genre

sam henri gold

(this is the first and last time I will praise generative artwork okay thank you I've said my piece)

sam henri gold

The emails, top to bottom, were from 10:27, 10:26, 10:26

Jeff Rames

@samhenrigold it sounds like you meant a lot to them

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Andreas K

@samhenrigold
As a guess, it will fail, we males are very sensitive to side effects that don't feel nice.

Chuck

@samhenrigold That explains the GOP vote against contraception.

sam henri gold

first of all you’re a guest in MY house, don’t tell me when i have to open this letter. you know what? it’s going in mail jail. it’s gonna sit on my kitchen counter for a week. it needs to be humbled.

an envelope reading: IMPORTANT INSURANCE POLICY INFORMATION: PLEASE OPEN IMMEDIATELY
EndlessMason

@samhenrigold I assume mail jail has a good view of the shredder

sam henri gold

Little BTS video from the  Archive: At WWDC 2010, they had a visualization showing the activity of the 50K most popular App Store apps.

As apps are downloaded, their data is coalesced via an XML feed every five minutes. That data is then passed to an OpenCL kernel, which drives the animation and drops the icon into a column in the grid based on icon color. Quartz Composer renders the final synchronized output.

sam henri gold

yeah I'm using HTML 6. my uncle works for W3schools so I get all the new versions first, it's whatever

Eeyore_Syndrome

@samhenrigold

Back in my day *checks notes*.

I learned 1.0 on my WEBTV *shudders*.

sam henri gold

these ads would have a different tone if the robot was just brutalizing these phones lmao. A friendly voiceover says “Meet Daisy” and it just starts ripping the glass apart like a maniac youtu.be/BMOAZ4ZEgng
mastodon.online/@9to5Mac/11255

sam henri gold

I’ve had this idea sitting in my drafts for years now but it boils down to this:
- Windows has okay typesetting and horrendous font rendering
- Android has decent font rendering but all the other typography tools suck enormous ass
- I have never seen pretty typography under any Linux distro
- The Mac is the only machine that gets it right

Григорий Клюшников

As a low-dpi display user with no hope to upgrade, I like Windows font rendering a lot more than Mac's

Juan C Nuno

@samhenrigold I think the fonts in my GNOME environments are gorgeous. Other people, without prompting, have asked how I got them to look so good. They were like that out of the box without configuration. I can't stand to look at anything else, including macs.

I could simply be used to them

I am not a designer but I am a UI engineer if it matters

sam henri gold

Got a conundrum for you all. WWDC 2005 and 2006 sessions are basically lost media. I have found two live URLs of 2006 sessions from the wayback machine:

- devimages-cdn.apple.com/ADConi
- devimages-cdn.apple.com/XcodeN

I've been slotting in filenames from this archive (nonstrict.eu/wwdcindex/wwdc200) but nothing seems to be a match. I have no idea if I'm doing something wrong or if these are strangely the only two sessions available.

Got a conundrum for you all. WWDC 2005 and 2006 sessions are basically lost media. I have found two live URLs of 2006 sessions from the wayback machine:

- devimages-cdn.apple.com/ADConi
- devimages-cdn.apple.com/XcodeN

Tyler Hillsman

@samhenrigold When you’re looking for your next conundrum to solve:

In 2020 (remember those times?), at the end of the Platforms State of the Union, they showed a montage of black and white stills of developers working from home with a “we appreciate you” sort of message. However as far as I can tell, this was never released in any streamable/downloadable form after the live broadcast. I’d like to find it. (I was one of the developers shown.)

sam henri gold

full disclosure, I ran through those two URL schemes with all of the session names and didn't get anything beyond those two original URLs. Generated URL list I tried: gist.github.com/samhenrigold/f

sam henri gold

set an #xcode key binding for “Export Preview Screenshot” to ⌘^ (Cmd + Shift + 6) you’re welcome

Xcode Key Binding preferences. Canvas > Export Preview Screenshot is set to Command Caret
The resulting save panel asking where you want to save the screenshot of the preview
sam henri gold

i think...i think i want a 2006 macbook pro. i think that'll be tonight's irresponsible decision

sam henri gold

i want something that can:
- run Tiger for the iPhone OS 1.x toolchain
- boot into XP just to have a legacy windows machine in the house
- can dual boot Snow Leopard for Quartz Composer and early Xcode
- makes me feel like i'm in college in the late 00 listening to lisztomania

i feel like this is the right machine for that? right?

sam henri gold

The key words “MUST”, “MUST NOT”, “REQUIRED”, “CAN’T'VE”, “MIGHTN’T’VE”, “SHAN’T”, “SHISN’T”, “AIN’T”, "CANNOTST'VE”, “REQUIREN’T”, “MAYN'T'VE’ST” in this specification are to be interpreted as described in RFC-2119.

jmac

@samhenrigold Y'all're playing a dangerous game here friendo

sam henri gold

Feel Like Pure Shit Just Want Her Back x

The Google Quick Search widget running on Windows XP
sam henri gold

A BOUNTIFUL BASIL AND MINT HARVEST. TONIGHT WE FEAST

a sprig of spearmint and maybe six leaves of basil
Matej 🐙

Oh man! I have to start growing my own basil! 🌿

sam henri gold

babe what’s wrong? you’ve barely downloaded the piece of open source software i suggested as a solution to not so much a problem but more of a rhetorical funny observation you mentioned in passing

sam henri gold

i appreciate the sentiment but i would sooner swan dive into a pool of broken glass before i use gimp for literally any task

sam henri gold

I was looking for 1990s clipart yesterday and came across one called "COMPUTE.BMP" and I'm still at a loss for words

Where to begin. The word “Computing” is written in all caps. There are little bits of black-on-green text throughout the whole comp. Text labels include: “1 plus 1 equals question mark”, “not true equals false?”, and “where the heck is my integral table"
sam henri gold

GOD THE HOT MILK LIVE ALBUM IS SO FUCKING DELICIOUS INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS PLEASE open.spotify.com/album/4Vnbq1Y

sam henri gold

what an absolute shit show. forgot that his apartment was on the way to the nintendo store for me and had to walk through a sea of unvaccinated idiots. i think i just contracted covid 25 and possibly measles and gout.

5th avenue, trump tower on one side and a giant media pool on the other
sam henri gold

(the swarm is the block before the media pool. there was hollering and shoving and ugly banner flags with AI generated slop and i hated every second of it)

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