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moshibar

@samhenrigold@hachyderm.io unpopular opinion but I quite like material design, though skin ability would be super fucking cool

Anselm Schüler

@samhenrigold I loved the original material design
the new versatile material design is ok I guess

ocdtrekkie

@samhenrigold I left Android after Holo and I am glad I did. I mostly left for the obscene privacy issues and security holes... but avoiding being assailed by Material was a nice perk.

Andy Piper

@samhenrigold ohhh, I wonder if I get that... 👀

Григорий Клюшников

For once Google is asking people whether they want to try a redesigned UI instead of just unleashing it on them in an a/b test when they least expect it

sam henri gold

yeah uhh can I get a six piece skibidi meal, no fanum tax and extra gyatt sauce. thanks boss

sam henri gold

Biggest wish for WWDC: another one of those incredible Chan Karunamuni design videos. The one about Dynamic Island from last year was insanely great.

sam henri gold

the tools don't make the artist, that's true. but they will make the artist happier, and I was happier in 2013. I am proud to announce I will be throwing out my laptop and buying an original retina MBP and using Fireworks CS6 exclusively from now on.

robb

@samhenrigold when they killed fireworks I decided to just do everything in code instead

Григорий Клюшников

an original retina MBP

Oh I used one of those until late 2021, by which point it became the MacBook of Theseus. Last time I turned it on a couple weeks ago to test NearDrop on Catalina, the battery was 0% and refused to charge, but it still works if plugged in ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sage

@samhenrigold I will go to my grave still holding a grudge against Adobe for killing Fireworks

sam henri gold

who named their store this. such a missed opportunity to name it .DS_Store

ebay seller listing for nintendo_ds_4sale
sam henri gold

that shit* go hard

*WWDC 2015 Session 412: Auto Layout Techniques
in Interface Builder

sam henri gold

GOODBYE BAD GREEN SQUARES, HELLO GOOD GREEN SQUARE

github contribution chart
the brat album
sam henri gold

3-6-5 PARTY GIRL BUMPIN THAT 🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗

Skip R. :ms_two_male_symbols:

@samhenrigold with this post i have singlehandedly found the pocket of mastodon that i belong in

sam henri gold

i’d be lying if i said i wasn’t a little curious what a switch cartridge tastes like

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vxo

@samhenrigold dang I always wondered too. I kinda just imagined Bitrex.

For some weird reason I once had nail polish remover that had that added. It liked to linger on my fingertips and yeah uh, yuck.

sam henri gold

💖 Some personal news: I’ve always wanted to own my own home, but could never afford it. Well, today, I’m proud to say that…

I bought my first pair of jorts. They’re distressed and has a mini pocket on the butt pocket as well as the regular front pocket. Makes me feel like a Y2K girlie pop at a hoedown.

I’ll let you know when I can afford to be a homeowner in 50, 60 years from now.

sam henri gold

coming to the bleak realization that a lot of my life will be spent waiting for figma library changes to publish

figma progress indicator: "assembling components, styles, and variables"
sam henri gold

might as well get started on this while I wait

publishing library, 87 out of 3,413 complete
Handwritten note: My will (draft 1)
- My brother has to take care of my Nintendogs
sam henri gold

normally I'm against generative AI art for a whole host of reasons, but when its parodying an already vapid genre, I think it's kinda iconic??? like I have no issue with this eating away at Morgan Wallen's dominance in the bro country music genre

sam henri gold

(this is the first and last time I will praise generative artwork okay thank you I've said my piece)

sam henri gold

The emails, top to bottom, were from 10:27, 10:26, 10:26

Jeff Rames

@samhenrigold it sounds like you meant a lot to them

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Andreas K

@samhenrigold
As a guess, it will fail, we males are very sensitive to side effects that don't feel nice.

Chuck

@samhenrigold That explains the GOP vote against contraception.

sam henri gold

first of all you’re a guest in MY house, don’t tell me when i have to open this letter. you know what? it’s going in mail jail. it’s gonna sit on my kitchen counter for a week. it needs to be humbled.

an envelope reading: IMPORTANT INSURANCE POLICY INFORMATION: PLEASE OPEN IMMEDIATELY
EndlessMason

@samhenrigold I assume mail jail has a good view of the shredder

sam henri gold

Little BTS video from the  Archive: At WWDC 2010, they had a visualization showing the activity of the 50K most popular App Store apps.

As apps are downloaded, their data is coalesced via an XML feed every five minutes. That data is then passed to an OpenCL kernel, which drives the animation and drops the icon into a column in the grid based on icon color. Quartz Composer renders the final synchronized output.

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