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Foone🏳️‍⚧️

Darn. I don't know if my laptop can handle this level. I'm dangerously close to the minimum system requirements to for this game!

it needs at minimum 8mb of RAM (with 16 MB suggested), but this laptop my roommate fished out of the ewaste for me has a mere 16GB of RAM.

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

I'm looking at a company hiring for techs to work on neat aerospace projects. they're a contractor doing stuff with GPS and calculating orbits and stuff!

and they want you to know Ada. NOPE, EJECT, ABORT, NOT A GOOD JOB

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

it's not about the language itself, mind you: Ada is a perfectly fine language, even if I don't know it.

It's that the people who want you to know Ada are the people who thought it should be required for all new programming projects, like the department of defense

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

The next big thing: VGA-C.

analog video, but you don't have to flip the cable to make it fit!

NanoRaptor

@foone VGA-C with autodetect. Only 5 of the centre pins exist on the plug, so it's all physical auto-configuring depending which prong is in which hole, a little bit like

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

argh. I continue to be stuck in the annoying position of not doing enough JS to really get into the ecosystem, but having to more than no JS, thus I need to interact with the JS ecosystem

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

someone writes some code that does exactly what I want, and the install instructions are "just use yarn add or npm -i!" and I'm using neither of those things

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

Happy found-under-a-pile-of-leaves day for that purple-haired punk what likes the floppies. It's been 40 years since we got a new Foone.

(on the left)

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

BTW if you want to get me a birthday present, I've got a ko-fi. I'm currently unemployed and trying to get my healthcare fixed, so it'd really help:

ko-fi.com/fooneturing

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

Upon powerup, the CPU begins to execute code.

This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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Óscar Morales Vivó

@foone it is a well known fact that software was a mistake.

Kroc Camen

@foone That's not even the half of it, there are multiple CPUs involved in just powering and bootstrapping the main CPU before we even get into Intel ME etc. In a post-apocalyptic situation, the main reason we'll all be using 6502s/Z80s won't be radiation, it'll be because we physically can't bootstrap anything more recent.

Matt Lewis

@foone @kianryan
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the CPU is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

I'm hiding here from Tumblr. I made a joke* there, and now in response people are trying to send me links to slavoj zizek clone fucking.
I don't know what that is and I don't want to find out, so I'm going to just do mastodon for the rest of today.

* this is a type of humorous trick people do on other social medias. I know y'all don't get or understand them here, but they're a big thing elsewhere.

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

When I mentioned mastodon on Tumblr, someone asked what it was. Someone else (Tumblr user flexplate) answered "It's like Twitter but for people who know how to troubleshoot Linux printer drivers."

Which is mean but not entirely untrue

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

"hey if you want to play our game which infringes on a bunch of nintendo copyrights, just join our discord server for the download!"

great! make sure no one has a chance to archive the download, that'll be handy when Nintendo shows up with a cease and desist.

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

oh and the entire contents of the readme.txt file is just a link back to their discord

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

They should remake Jurassic Park but the moment of foreshadowing in the presentation-ride is "we used AI to fill in the gaps in the DNA samples"

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Bee

@foone and get rid of the canonically trans dinosaurs?

mkj

@foone "THAT explains why half the dinosaurs have three eyes..."

datenwolf

@foone wait... I'll have to rewatch that part, but in my memory they actually did mention the use of AI there.

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

HOT TAKE: if you design a laptop with a power supply that looks like this, you should go to jail.

Laptops should be powered by TWO WIRES and the voltage, amperage, and polarity should be WRITTEN ON THE BOTTOM, UNDER PENALTY OF LAW

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egg

@foone What a nice PS2 connector you have there! I'm sure it's safe to attach my keyboard

Wulfy

@foone

One of my most ingenious hacks in its simplicity was to make a cunty dell laptop power plug that was using third rail as a shitty "buy my overpriced proprietary power supply" rail.

As far as I could tell, it was not drawing any current, it was just a lame "security check". Hacked with a single resistor.

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

ugh. I picked up a shitty NUC from ewaste and it had a label on it for an AI company.
ahh, another startup that burnt out trying to build some silly AI project on crap hardware. I wonder what they did? I check their URL:
ahh. healthcare. great, great.

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Jenkins

@foone thanks! Your threads are like the greatest content here.

Nico

@foone wonder how everyone seems to be able to draw nice stuff from e-waste. Here it's only junk all the time :(

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

Keyboard idea:
It's a regular keyboard, but it has a "Doom" button.

Pressing that button makes the computer play Doom. The important part is that the computer doesn't need to:
1. have Doom on it
2. Connect to the internet

to play Doom. It works by typing in Doom and then playing it, like you were reading it out of a 1980s 8-bit computer magazine.

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

The tricky part is making it cross platform. I would want it to work on Windows, Mac, and Linux, of course.

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

Someone hacked into my computer and made it launch 500 copies of DOSBox.

That's right. It's a DOS attack.

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Jencen

@foone someone once hacked mine so it wouldn't boot up. Would get past BIOS and lock up.......

It was a DOSDOS

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

I'm a few thousand dollars away from being able to pay my bills this month, but the most important thing I need to pay for is my health insurance: I've got meds I can't afford without it and an upcoming CT scan.
If you can donate a few dollars or more, that'd really help! Thanks!

ko-fi.com/fooneturing
#mutualaidreqest

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Foone🏳️‍⚧️

The fuckers went ahead and pre-canceled my insurance so the donated money I was going to use for prescriptions is not not enough to cover even the first two.

Fuck the US health system.

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

That new pico is neat. A chip that can change architectures? And even, technically, run as two heterogeneous cores?

Neat! Can you add x86 to the pico3? Thanks.

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

Would you still love me if I was a worm?

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Kellic Tiger :verified_paw:

@foone RW is fleeting but WORM or forever ❤️

vga256

@foone oh slick. do you have a working drive for it?
i've got a sony MO 5 1/4" scsi drive, but i haven't tried using it in decades.

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

Has anyone made a spreadsheet with a different tiling yet?
Like the obvious one is hexagons.
Where's my hexagonal spreadsheet?

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gunstick

@foone what about a penrose tiling spreadsheet.

Average

@foone hexagons are the bestagons, after all

Григорий Клюшников

a möbius spreadsheet you can scroll in all directions that never ends

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

good lord. I pulled a microSD card out of a Raspi inside an IoT product and it appears they had some developer use a raspi to develop/test some software, and then they just yanked the SD card out of that machine and duped it on to all of their deployed products.

it's got .bash_history of the development process! there's git checkouts of private repos! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

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Tina H

@foone After THIS weeks "news", you ask THAT? ;)

"There's no procedure anymore. It's a fucking disgrace ... " - Torchwood.

Chris Bohn

@foone Maybe they took this idea and decided to skip the part where you have to configure Docker.

poleguy

@foone I imagine the developer was being paid by the hour. The manager asked for a demo, saw that it worked and stopped paying the dev. Then he got his kid to duplicate the setup for him.

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

Given all the icons on a microsd card I expect it's only a matter of time until they start claiming to be Mozilla too, like a user agent

Hakan Bayındır

@foone I got a couple of A2 Canvas Go cards from Kingston. With all the icons the cards look like souped up rally cars, and I don't understand at least half of them.

I don't care as long as they work on my SBCs, and they are snappy as roadrunner when compared to other, older microSD cards I have.

I got what I wanted to get, so I'm happy.

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