Shelter got a new batch of grey cats from, apparently, a haunted cemetery ? These felines have visited a spectral plane
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Shelter got a new batch of grey cats from, apparently, a haunted cemetery ? These felines have visited a spectral plane
elle
Is this the new "This is fine" because it REALLY works for me lol
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Why do radroaches attack humans, anyway? Roaches aren't predators, and humans are way too big even for these oversized versions to eat.
elle
cicadas understand that the only truly universal language is rage screaming
elle
my two personalities, aloof international assassin and scruffy chaos kitten, competing for control of my day
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Ben Royce πΊπΈ πΊπ¦
@ElleGray i don't know how you did it, but you captured an entire story, about an odd couple, each an outsized character, in a photograph
elle
I'll know we're winning when everyone has stopped saying "AI tech is inevitable," like it's an angry God we're powerless to stop, and starts making fun of it. It deserves no diffidence, no respect, no fear. This is the way
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Nobody Ψ¨Ψ§ΪΫΨ² ΰ€¨ΰ€Ύΰ€Έΰ₯ΰ€€ΰ€Ώ (he/him)
@ElleGray Adrak is not a Thai word though, so isn't Ilaichi, both words from the Indian subcontinent. Writing does look Thai, but it's similar to Telugu or Kannada too. It's a mystery or maybe in an area with Indian immigrants/expats who will read the English lettering. Update: looks like Bangalore and Kannada
elle
Small cat already being VERY annoying this morning* *effortlessly out-yoga-ing me in spite of the fact I've been doing it for 10 years and she thinks exercise is ridiculous
elle
seems impossible to make a potato threatening but here we are
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elle
whenever my boss says "think of the big picture, elle" I'm immediately an astronaut floating silently in space tethered to my ship looking down on earth, and nothing he wants seems important or even relevant really so this strategy has backfired on him more than once is what I'm saying
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Kern π³οΈβπ
@ElleGray@mstdn.social the big picture??? Oh my god I'm gonna die one day and I never even asked for any of this oh god
elle
If I told you I named my kitten "Winter" for lots of reasons but mainly bc her markings remind me of a stream in a forest just as winter is leaving and the snow is melting and the water begins to run, you might think, understandably, I'm a little crazy BUT the artist of this painting, I feel sure, would completely understand (Kitaoka Fumio 'Sai River in the snow ' 2012)
elle
I feel quite certain this little creature is living her best life
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@ElleGray I feel charming _Stephen Sondheim
elle
the one where Santa realizes a glowing red nose would be completely useless in fog so he goes with the other heavily-bullied reindeer, Doppler
Yellow Flag
@ElleGray Still waiting for the one where Santa realizes that differences donβt have to be useful in order to be considered acceptable.
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elle
armadillos should sound like accordions when they run
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elle
my two personalities, aloof international assassin and scruffy chaos kitten, competing for control of my day
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elle
therapist: try being more positive electron: therapist: electron: are any of these diplomas real
elle
therapist: you have to believe you matter antimatter: therapist: antimatter: is there maybe someone else I could talk to
elle
I've never really had a hero or a mentor but there's a raccoon nearby who steals boots from backyards and throws them at people from high in a tree, and she might be it
elle
yes, you've seen this before π. Good memory! I had another account here that got too bad too fast which ended up just being stressful, so here I am again, smaller, weirder and worse lol :)
elle
me: *screaming into the abyss" the abyss: this could have been an email
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