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elle

Shelter got a new batch of grey cats from, apparently, a haunted cemetery ? These felines have visited a spectral plane

#caturday

elle

Is this the new "This is fine" because it REALLY works for me lol

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argv minus one

@ElleGray

Why do radroaches attack humans, anyway? Roaches aren't predators, and humans are way too big even for these oversized versions to eat.

#Fallout

elle

my two personalities, aloof international assassin and scruffy chaos kitten, competing for control of my day

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Ben Royce πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

@ElleGray i don't know how you did it, but you captured an entire story, about an odd couple, each an outsized character, in a photograph

Akire Bubar

@ElleGray OMG those expressions - WOW. :blobcatupsidedown:​ πŸ˜†β€‹

elle

I'll know we're winning when everyone has stopped saying "AI tech is inevitable," like it's an angry God we're powerless to stop, and starts making fun of it. It deserves no diffidence, no respect, no fear. This is the way

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Nobody Ψ¨Ψ§Ϊ†ΫŒΨ² ΰ€¨ΰ€Ύΰ€Έΰ₯ΰ€€ΰ€Ώ (he/him)

@ElleGray Adrak is not a Thai word though, so isn't Ilaichi, both words from the Indian subcontinent. Writing does look Thai, but it's similar to Telugu or Kannada too.

It's a mystery or maybe in an area with Indian immigrants/expats who will read the English lettering.

Update: looks like Bangalore and Kannada
See images for comparison of lettering.

ahimsa

@ElleGray I've seen this before but it's worth boosting again! 😁

Cotopaxi

@ElleGray Today's AI craze is yesterday's EST trend, but with potty privileges.

elle

Small cat already being VERY annoying this morning*

*effortlessly out-yoga-ing me in spite of the fact I've been doing it for 10 years and she thinks exercise is ridiculous

#caturday

elle

whenever my boss says "think of the big picture, elle" I'm immediately an astronaut floating silently in space tethered to my ship looking down on earth, and nothing he wants seems important or even relevant really so this strategy has backfired on him more than once is what I'm saying

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Nicolas Ward

@ElleGray My annual feedback is almost always Think Big, need to use this πŸ˜‚

Kern πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

@ElleGray@mstdn.social the big picture??? Oh my god I'm gonna die one day and I never even asked for any of this oh god

elle

If I told you I named my kitten "Winter" for lots of reasons but mainly bc her markings remind me of a stream in a forest just as winter is leaving and the snow is melting and the water begins to run, you might think, understandably, I'm a little crazy BUT the artist of this painting, I feel sure, would completely understand

(Kitaoka Fumio 'Sai River in the snow ' 2012)

#Caturday

elle

I feel quite certain this little creature is living her best life

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Tucker Carlson's Nuts

@ElleGray
πŸ₯₯ That's the #Hanukka sea slug happily celebrating the holiday season. πŸ₯₯

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@ElleGray
(The soundtrack to this sea snail's life)
I feel pretty
Oh, so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today

I feel charming
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real

_Stephen Sondheim
Leonard Bernstein

DaanWilmer

@ElleGray Who's that PokΓ©mon? It's Chromodoris!

elle

the one where Santa realizes a glowing red nose would be completely useless in fog so he goes with the other heavily-bullied reindeer, Doppler

Yellow Flag

@ElleGray Still waiting for the one where Santa realizes that differences don’t have to be useful in order to be considered acceptable.

Orion (he/him)

@ElleGray

🎢Doppler, the radar reindeerβ€¦πŸŽΆ

It fits!

elle

armadillos should sound like accordions when they run

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Cloudmom Colette

@ElleGray I BURST into laughter reading this

Thank you

Ferles

@ElleGray Not when we are trying to be sneaky!

Zac

@ElleGray

Wait, what do accordions sound like when they run?

elle

my two personalities, aloof international assassin and scruffy chaos kitten, competing for control of my day

elle

therapist: try being more positive

electron:

therapist:

electron: are any of these diplomas real

elle

therapist: you have to believe you matter

antimatter:

therapist:

antimatter: is there maybe someone else I could talk to

elle

I've never really had a hero or a mentor but there's a raccoon nearby who steals boots from backyards and throws them at people from high in a tree, and she might be it

elle

yes, you've seen this before 😊. Good memory! I had another account here that got too bad too fast which ended up just being stressful, so here I am again, smaller, weirder and worse lol :)

elle

me: *screaming into the abyss"

the abyss: this could have been an email

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