@ElleGray ....they don't?

@ElleGray They do, but only in polka and tango tempos. 🧐

@ElleGray
Accordian to who?

@ElleGray Good one!

@ElleGray
The perfect pet for weird al and his sidekick emo.

@ElleGray they mostly boing. Straight up.

@ElleGray they don’t!?!

@ElleGray I think you should control the universe for a month.

@ElleGray Armadillos sound like charangos!
https://youtu.be/46iYfW8vCcc

@ElleGray and when they're run over.

@ElleGray The spider man pizza theme immediately started playing in my head

https://youtu.be/czTksCF6X8Y

@ElleGray if there was some intelligent design thats would be the proof.

@ElleGray
You say this as if they don't already... 🤔

@ElleGray
Wait… so you’re saying they don’t?!
Then what the heck am I hearing run around under my house at night?? 😰🪗

@ElleGray
That alone is worth a follow.

@ElleGray Luckily, they don't. :-)

@ElleGray Try putting a fat Italian kid on one.
(This probably means nothing to someone not of an age, and not from Australia)

@ElleGray well what's stopping you from making it happen? Go get that degree and become a mad scientist

@ElleGray its just math

@ElleGray

An anteater should make a slide whistle noise when it flicks its tongue.

@ElleGray Who would play the keys? Otherwise they would just sound like tuneless bellows.

@ElleGray
To the tune of My Bologna by Weird Al.

@ElleGray I BURST into laughter reading this

Thank you

@ElleGray Not when we are trying to be sneaky!

@ElleGray

Wait, what do accordions sound like when they run?