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elle

armadillos should sound like accordions when they run

27 Jul 2023 at 0:00 | Open on mstdn.social
32 comments
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4d3fect
Of Bookish Things

@ElleGray They do, but only in polka and tango tempos. 🧐

27 Jul 2023 at 0:29 | Open on c.im
ideaPDish
Maggieci
ideaPDish

@ElleGray
The perfect pet for weird al and his sidekick emo.

27 Jul 2023 at 0:43 | Open on universeodon.com
noplasticshower

@ElleGray they mostly boing. Straight up.

27 Jul 2023 at 1:13 | Open on zirk.us
Gigawatt121
Andrew Glisson

@ElleGray I think you should control the universe for a month.

27 Jul 2023 at 4:07 | Open on mastodon.social
El Satánico Dr. Katow
JackalRabbit
Antifa Warlord

@ElleGray The spider man pizza theme immediately started playing in my head

youtu.be/czTksCF6X8Y

27 Jul 2023 at 5:51 | Open on mastodon.social
Ainiriand

@ElleGray if there was some intelligent design thats would be the proof.

27 Jul 2023 at 6:07 | Open on mastodon.social
Ian Malcolm

@ElleGray
You say this as if they don't already... 🤔

27 Jul 2023 at 6:20 | Open on mastodon.social
knwmoon

@ElleGray
Wait… so you’re saying they don’t?!
Then what the heck am I hearing run around under my house at night?? 😰🪗

27 Jul 2023 at 6:36 | Open on mastodon.online
John Jaggard

@ElleGray
That alone is worth a follow.

27 Jul 2023 at 7:27 | Open on mas.to
Woo
Murray Lang

@ElleGray Try putting a fat Italian kid on one.
(This probably means nothing to someone not of an age, and not from Australia)

27 Jul 2023 at 11:22 | Open on mastodon.social
leogrun

@ElleGray well what's stopping you from making it happen? Go get that degree and become a mad scientist

27 Jul 2023 at 12:12 | Open on social.vivaldi.net
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Jordi (Vascular Ensemble)

@ElleGray

An anteater should make a slide whistle noise when it flicks its tongue.

27 Jul 2023 at 12:21 | Open on beige.party
William Canna-bass

@ElleGray Who would play the keys? Otherwise they would just sound like tuneless bellows.

27 Jul 2023 at 14:01 | Open on kolektiva.social
geobeck

@ElleGray
To the tune of My Bologna by Weird Al.

27 Jul 2023 at 14:40 | Open on mastodon.online
Cloudmom Colette

@ElleGray I BURST into laughter reading this

Thank you

27 Jul 2023 at 23:20 | Open on plush.city
Ferles

@ElleGray Not when we are trying to be sneaky!

28 Jul 2023 at 4:29 | Open on meow.social
elle

@Ferles ah, good point. You'd also need a stealth mode

28 Jul 2023 at 16:05 | Open on mstdn.social
Zac

@ElleGray

Wait, what do accordions sound like when they run?

2 Aug 2023 at 7:32 | Open on mas.to
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