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“women like us fall into two categories: dragons and fools. you must make sure they think of you as a dragon” Maggie Smith
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@ElleGray Dahlias aren't usually super prolific plants. They'll only put out one or two really nice flowers and then a few stumpy ones. Those nice ones are amazingly nice though. You get to enjoy it for a few days and then have to wait an entire year for the repeat performance.
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@ElleGray this would be an absolutely -classic- example of battling the Hydra. @ElleGray while you were busy podcasting, I studied the blade. 😐 For real though, you may have preemptively stopped a few with this (these) toot(s). I know I'm second-guessing starting my podcast where, each week, I pick a phrase and say it in as many different voices as I can think of in that moment. (I was going to start simply, with "what the fuck!?" in a variety of accents, inflections, and famous voices.)
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not after the gang sees him being held up like this. absolute humiliation. stupid goddamn humans. this is war
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honestly, it's every day with these two adorable idiots. they are literally, somehow, growling at each other
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@ElleGray @ElleGray They’ll need to add “Dorito dust” to the standard testing panels for endoscopy tests. this morning I was out-poetried by a sidewalk that had thoughts on pain, impermanence, resilience and beauty
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@ElleGray I couldn't tell these were flowers in the timeline image and thought instead that Bobby Fingers had buried something here @ElleGray it reminds me of Andy Goldsworthy’s work.
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my two personalities, aloof international assassin and scruffy chaos kitten, competing for control of my day
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@ElleGray i don't know how you did it, but you captured an entire story, about an odd couple, each an outsized character, in a photograph I'll know we're winning when everyone has stopped saying "AI tech is inevitable," like it's an angry God we're powerless to stop, and starts making fun of it. It deserves no diffidence, no respect, no fear. This is the way
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@ElleGray Adrak is not a Thai word though, so isn't Ilaichi, both words from the Indian subcontinent. Writing does look Thai, but it's similar to Telugu or Kannada too. It's a mystery or maybe in an area with Indian immigrants/expats who will read the English lettering. Update: looks like Bangalore and Kannada Small cat already being VERY annoying this morning* *effortlessly out-yoga-ing me in spite of the fact I've been doing it for 10 years and she thinks exercise is ridiculous
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whenever my boss says "think of the big picture, elle" I'm immediately an astronaut floating silently in space tethered to my ship looking down on earth, and nothing he wants seems important or even relevant really so this strategy has backfired on him more than once is what I'm saying
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@ElleGray@mstdn.social the big picture??? Oh my god I'm gonna die one day and I never even asked for any of this oh god 12
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@ElleGray I can't focus on the cute kitty because all the books have their spines facing the wall like they did something bad and needed a time out
@ElleGray this face 😍