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elle

when the crushing weight of expectations start to show on you, like physically

ccrebolder

@ElleGray I can't focus on the cute kitty because all the books have their spines facing the wall like they did something bad and needed a time out

elle

“women like us fall into two categories: dragons and fools. you must make sure they think of you as a dragon”

Maggie Smith

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Christal

@ElleGray
I love and be both. Sometimes the Dragon and sometimes the fools.

Midwest Bob

@ElleGray Great actress with a great history. She will be missed.

elle

when you can't decide if you want flowers or muppets in your garden, plant this dahlia

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DB Schwein

@ElleGray

Looks like it's a Flamethrower dahlia
There are a bunch of variations.

blterrible

@ElleGray Dahlias aren't usually super prolific plants. They'll only put out one or two really nice flowers and then a few stumpy ones. Those nice ones are amazingly nice though. You get to enjoy it for a few days and then have to wait an entire year for the repeat performance.

elle

anybody can start a podcast. my goal *pulling out a sword* is to stop one

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Advanced Persistent Teapot

@ElleGray this would be an absolutely -classic- example of battling the Hydra.

Emmy - Dial Tone *biiiiip*

@ElleGray while you were busy podcasting, I studied the blade. 😐

For real though, you may have preemptively stopped a few with this (these) toot(s). I know I'm second-guessing starting my podcast where, each week, I pick a phrase and say it in as many different voices as I can think of in that moment. (I was going to start simply, with "what the fuck!?" in a variety of accents, inflections, and famous voices.)

elle

when you're not only in close contact with your inner child but she's also kind of a demon

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@BegoniaArizona

@ElleGray please repost this with the hashtag #Caturday so hundreds more people can 💜 it

tizan

@ElleGray Small car ....far cat ?
Reminds me of Father Ted's episode where there is an explanation of small cow and far cow ...

elle

not after the gang sees him being held up like this. absolute humiliation. stupid goddamn humans. this is war

elle

honestly, it's every day with these two adorable idiots. they are literally, somehow, growling at each other

#caturday

Cat West

@ElleGray Police wear all that body armor, have weapons, have authority/power and yet it’s not enough… their skin is so very, very thin. I too, love The Welsh

Paul Cantrell

@ElleGray
“Warned”

Of what? Oh, please do tell us, Welsh police.

elle

morale in hospitals is currently very low and this is one of the reasons

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Luke Philipps

@ElleGray
Well, in terms of motivation, it's not such a bad finger exercise to start with.

Dean Johnson

@ElleGray They’ll need to add “Dorito dust” to the standard testing panels for endoscopy tests.

James Gallagher

@ElleGray So that’s why I could smell sour cream & chives at my colonoscopy

elle

am being informed that breakfast is late

#caturday

elle

this morning I was out-poetried by a sidewalk that had thoughts on pain, impermanence, resilience and beauty

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Dave Pease ☑️

@ElleGray I couldn't tell these were flowers in the timeline image and thought instead that Bobby Fingers had buried something here

Jo Jitsu

@ElleGray it reminds me of Andy Goldsworthy’s work.
Some examples. But if you don’t know his work and you think this is beautiful you’d love his art and check more out.
he also deals with ideas around impermanence, the ephemeral, fragile, transformation, using nature and time. My most favorite artist.

mossandfog.com/andy-goldsworth

Sjors

@ElleGray I love how the alt txt gives us context on how you perceive the scene/image

elle

my two personalities, aloof international assassin and scruffy chaos kitten, competing for control of my day

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Ben Royce 🇺🇦

@ElleGray i don't know how you did it, but you captured an entire story, about an odd couple, each an outsized character, in a photograph

Akire Bubar

@ElleGray OMG those expressions - WOW. :blobcatupsidedown:​ 😆​

elle

I'll know we're winning when everyone has stopped saying "AI tech is inevitable," like it's an angry God we're powerless to stop, and starts making fun of it. It deserves no diffidence, no respect, no fear. This is the way

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Nobody باچیز नास्ति (he/him)

@ElleGray Adrak is not a Thai word though, so isn't Ilaichi, both words from the Indian subcontinent. Writing does look Thai, but it's similar to Telugu or Kannada too.

It's a mystery or maybe in an area with Indian immigrants/expats who will read the English lettering.

Update: looks like Bangalore and Kannada
See images for comparison of lettering.

ahimsa

@ElleGray I've seen this before but it's worth boosting again! 😁

Cotopaxi

@ElleGray Today's AI craze is yesterday's EST trend, but with potty privileges.

elle

Small cat already being VERY annoying this morning*

*effortlessly out-yoga-ing me in spite of the fact I've been doing it for 10 years and she thinks exercise is ridiculous

#caturday

elle

whenever my boss says "think of the big picture, elle" I'm immediately an astronaut floating silently in space tethered to my ship looking down on earth, and nothing he wants seems important or even relevant really so this strategy has backfired on him more than once is what I'm saying

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Nicolas Ward

@ElleGray My annual feedback is almost always Think Big, need to use this 😂

Kern 🏳️‍🌈

@ElleGray@mstdn.social the big picture??? Oh my god I'm gonna die one day and I never even asked for any of this oh god

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