@ElleGray Police wear all that body armor, have weapons, have authority/power and yet it’s not enough… their skin is so very, very thin. I too, love The Welsh

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“Warned”

Of what? Oh, please do tell us, Welsh police.

@ElleGray But it's in Comic Sans!

@ElleGray they should install a claw machine without the claw on the side

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Oh, to be passed out slumped next to an empty vending machine on a crinkly bed of shining wrappers, a deeply satisfied lump of human jerky, cured from all the delicious salty snacks, endoscopy tools cradled like a baby in one shriveled arm.😊
I hope theft triples.

Also, something Quincy M.E. would do daily.👍

@ElleGray I couldn't tell these were flowers in the timeline image and thought instead that Bobby Fingers had buried something here

@ElleGray it reminds me of Andy Goldsworthy’s work.
Some examples. But if you don’t know his work and you think this is beautiful you’d love his art and check more out.
he also deals with ideas around impermanence, the ephemeral, fragile, transformation, using nature and time. My most favorite artist.

https://mossandfog.com/andy-goldsworthy-fall-leaves/

@ElleGray I love how the alt txt gives us context on how you perceive the scene/image

@ElleGray easy to burn to the ground

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Touche!

@ElleGray superb repartee.

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Sex screaming too.

@ElleGray rage screaming for sex

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And horny screaming

@ElleGray i don't know how you did it, but you captured an entire story, about an odd couple, each an outsized character, in a photograph

@ElleGray OMG those expressions - WOW. :blobcatupsidedown:​ 😆​

@ElleGray 😸

@ElleGray Adrak is not a Thai word though, so isn't Ilaichi, both words from the Indian subcontinent. Writing does look Thai, but it's similar to Telugu or Kannada too.

It's a mystery or maybe in an area with Indian immigrants/expats who will read the English lettering.

Update: looks like Bangalore and Kannada
See images for comparison of lettering.

@ElleGray I've seen this before but it's worth boosting again! 😁

@ElleGray Today's AI craze is yesterday's EST trend, but with potty privileges.

@ElleGray i interpret it as a statement of support.

@ElleGray ONOES! POTATOES!

@ElleGray “Psycho” in the grocery aisle! 🤓

@ElleGray My annual feedback is almost always Think Big, need to use this 😂

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🎵
Boom de yada, boom de yada

@ElleGray@mstdn.social the big picture??? Oh my god I'm gonna die one day and I never even asked for any of this oh god

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🥥 That's the #Hanukka sea slug happily celebrating the holiday season. 🥥

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(The soundtrack to this sea snail's life)
I feel pretty
Oh, so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today

I feel charming
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real

_Stephen Sondheim
Leonard Bernstein

@ElleGray Who's that Pokémon? It's Chromodoris!

@ElleGray Still waiting for the one where Santa realizes that differences don’t have to be useful in order to be considered acceptable.

@ElleGray 😆

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🎶Doppler, the radar reindeer…🎶

It fits!

@ElleGray Probably the best night sleep you could have.

@ElleGray I wonder what the other ingredients were?

@ElleGray I'll take 2 😁

@ElleGray 😳

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@ElleGray I BURST into laughter reading this

Thank you

@ElleGray Not when we are trying to be sneaky!

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Wait, what do accordions sound like when they run?

@ElleGray Pinky and The Brain, but cats.

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"Inside you are two ~wolves~ cats..."

@ElleGray How is this not a buddy cop movie already? 🤷🏻‍♂️

@ElleGray Now I want to listen to some Queen!

@ElleGray but I did it meow way 🐾🧡🥃

@ElleGray Egrets, I've had a few…