@ElleGray ah, fans of They Might Be Giants

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Ugly bags of mostly shopping?

😉

@ElleGray I could stand to lose a few pounds, but "bag" seems harsh.

@ElleGray Wow. So much truth in that. :-(

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@ElleGray overloaded, poorly arranged, on the verge of splitting down the side and spilling everything I’m trying to contain? Checks out

@ElleGray 🤣🤣🤣

An eco-activist business owner who failed grammar school?

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@ElleGray That's an old joke in my area. The local grocery store is called Shop 'n' Bag. The joke went:

Shoppin', bag?

No, just lookin'

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The better to carry the Soylent Green.

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Only people that mostly care about you when you’re shopping are the cashiers, that mostly get treated like someone else’s dead cats.

@ElleGray
Remember thou art shopping bags.
Remember thou art shopping bags.
Remember thou art shopping bags.

@ElleGray BE THE BAG!!!

@ElleGray Hilarious!

Signed, Shopping Bag 27859262

@ElleGray do you ever feel like a plastic bag

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@ElleGray no, it's rather helpful. don't get distracted. you are there for the bags!

@ElleGray anti-capitalists when they see a shopping bag sign(it has a deep philosophical meaning about communism or something)

@ElleGray lol

@ElleGray I shop therefore I am (Photograph by Barbara Kruger) #marketing

@ElleGray isnt this just target

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@ElleGray 🎶You are not what you own… 🎵

Instead you’re the thing that carries the stuff you buy

@ElleGray That is both comical and somewhat disturbing.

@ElleGray I. Am. Dying.

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I’m not shopping bags you’re shopping bags

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Well ... It definitely cuts down on plastic pollution. It's definitely better for the planet. I'm for it!!!! 🌍💚 #Sustainability #EcoFriendly #PlasticFree

@ElleGray https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVh15aUt8-c

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I was better known as a sack… sadly.

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I'm a shopping bag with a very bad attitude.

@ElleGray True.

@ElleGray You take the blond and I’ll take the one in the turban.

- Young Frankenstein

@ElleGray I am lots of things. 'Shopping bags' are not one of them.

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Do we rank above or below douche bags?

@ElleGray Your kidding!

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Thats no way to talk to a lady!
@sentient_water

@ElleGray I snort-laughed...🤣

@ElleGray I see myself as more of an unnacounted item in the bagging area...

@ElleGray no

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Memento Plastico Sacculum 💀

@ElleGray https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAlqp0_a0tE

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In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: from bags thou art, and unto bags shalt thou return.

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@ElleGray *you're identity 😁

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@ElleGray Reminds me of the meme about bottled water companies not selling water, but bottles.

What are you shopping? Bags!

@ElleGray @socketwench "ugly bags of mostly surplus value"

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@ElleGray how rude

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Is that better or was than being a tea pot?

@ElleGray Absolutely gorgeous - they have us truly pegged - in more ways that one.

@ElleGray This must be a Freudian Apostrophe!

@ElleGray yes your honour, it was the bag that did it...

@ElleGray My pronouns are Hessian/Tote.

@ElleGray excuse me, I prefer the term "commerce meatsack"

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@ElleGray you’re identity in a capitalist society

@ElleGray @Robbins Still, at least it wasn’t ‘bag’s’. Bag would have been so upset.

@ElleGray you're shopping baqs💔

@ElleGray as long as I don’t have i ❤️NY stamped on my forehead

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Stay Fresh Shopping Bags!

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ha ha ha ooof

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On a similar plane...

@ElleGray https://youtu.be/hFgtIziShmc?si=_nLQ4CpWizp9MYij

@ElleGray #truth

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I! Am! Not! A! Shopping! Bag!

@ElleGray This is so unintentionally correct!

@ElleGray speak for yourself, some of us are poor! The store would label me as a trash bag probably 💖 /lh

@ElleGray
I am more than a shopping bag. I could be a whole cart!

@ElleGray No, I feel like a Sofa.

@ElleGray shopping bags of mostly water

@ElleGray too much shopping does indeed turn me into a real bag I am not pleasant to go shopping with #UglyBagOfMostlyCommerce

@ElleGray I prefer to be called a 'shopping bucket'.

@ElleGray Is that what Katy Perry was singing about on Firework?

@ElleGray I’m the one with cut handles to be played with by cats.

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Nonsense. I am a mobile gut biome. Not a slave of society, but of my microbes.

@ElleGray Please remember you're smoppiq baqs

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As a member of SARA (Society for the Abolition of the Redundant Apostrophe), I move for an immediate arraignment and trial of the perpetrator!

@ElleGray Rude.

@ElleGray 🤣

@ElleGray Some days you’re the shopping bag, some days you’re the shopping cart

@ElleGray this is such a great post. I about died laughing at the pop-up, tho:

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But I thought I was a cheese bag.

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@ElleGray
We're also meat bags

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😆😆😆

Superb!

@ElleGray Who are they calling 'Shopping Bags'?

@ElleGray of mostly water...