@ElleGray Why is this so true?

@ElleGray
Also, The Abyss:
"Needs more cowbell..."

@ElleGray

the abyss: ...or a text. Really, no reply needed? a short text woulda worked.

@ElleGray This demanded a follow

@ElleGray
😂👌

@ElleGray 😂

@ElleGray

@RickiTarr

Or a toot! My feed has screaming supplied by a friendly bot.

@ElleGray if the abyss were a millennial: This could have been a text;
If the abyss was a gen z: 🫵🤔⌨️📧🙀🫶🤟

@ElleGray
Me:
laughs out loud
boosts
checks elle's profile
reads a few more posts
laughs some more
follows
❤️

@ElleGray

I live in a area that has a place called the Abyss.

@ElleGray

@ElleGray well at least you didn’t get shushed. 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫😂

@ElleGray So So So true! I have just started responding … Tentative

@ElleGray 😄😄

@ElleGray

Email: screams off into the abyss

Mailer daemon : we'll keep trying for another 48hours. Did you mistype the address?

@ElleGray de profundis clamavis at te, Domine !

Dominus: hoc potuit esse e-mail

@ElleGray I've heard people have been screaming into the abyss for so long its email address is abyss@aol.com

@ElleGray Fair point, Abyss

@ElleGray
Was the scream live or via zoom?

@ElleGray g.p. We can offer you an appointment in two weeks' time.

@ElleGray Also the Abyss : WTF HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?!

@ElleGray

Have I got the mastodon account for you:

https://botsin.space/@scream

@ElleGray
Oh... Wait! In Germany, e-mail is not... so usable. These things like internet are not so common. 🙄🤔
@cleo_schmitz

@ElleGray

From: Onionring@deepfatfryer.com
To: Abyss
Cc:
Subject: Scream
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrgh!

@ElleGray The abyss is probably feeling a lot like Mastodon at the moment – “hunh, there’s been a massive uptick in toots recently …” – just s/toots/screams/.

@ElleGray

#ThisIsTheContentISignedUpFor

@ElleGray Yeah but if I open up my email I'll see all the other unread emails expecting me to reply. Can't I just scream into you? It'll be like checking out a text from the alert as it comes in so it doesn't have a read receipt. Come on void, I need this, you know I need this!

@ElleGray, typing furiously:

abyss,

as previously stated

@ElleGray would that be a personal dairy? I don't think the abyss email address is known

@ElleGray perhaps hell follows this convention https://front-end.social/@estelle/109683370176975464

@ElleGray

@ElleGray -later- the abyss: *screaming into itself*

me: per my last email

me: *screaming into the abyss*

the abyss: who gave you this number

@ElleGray
you: *screaming into the abyss*

the abyss: It‘s not personal, your name just is on the list

@ElleGray following u for this. I *cackled*

@ElleGray scream@abyss.com