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Dgar

FLAMINGO

Photo by Paige Klee.
6 May at 22:39 | Open on aus.social
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Ganga

@dgar In Uttanasana yoga pose 😄

6 May at 23:07 | Open on mastodon.au
patcanfield

@dgar Pretty large for a flamingo leg

7 May at 0:17 | Open on mastodon.social
wlf_warren

@dgar 🥽💦💧🌊

Has anyone got a snorkel ?

🙃🙃🤔🤣🤣🤣

7 May at 1:58 | Open on pebble.social
Dgar

“You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with, do you? Perfect organism, its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.”

#ToraTabby #CatsOfMastodon
30 April at 6:32 | Open on aus.social
Dgar

My favourite thing about tongue twisters?

Hard to say…

29 April at 6:43 | Open on aus.social
Tobias

@dgar What do I know about atoms?

Very little.

29 April at 9:05 | Open on ohai.social
Dgar
Dgar
Dgar

I’ve started yelling “NOT FRIENDLY!” at people when it looks like they’re going to approach me.

I learned it from the dog people.

12 April at 13:35 | Open on aus.social
jonathanpeterson

@dgar I was going to make T-shirts for my wife and one of her friends "Atlanta Anti-Social Society" - little Atlanta ASS logo on the front and "Please don't talk to me about membership" on the back.

12 April at 14:18 | Open on hachyderm.io
Dgar
Dgar

The meaning of opaque is not clear.

10 April at 0:23 | Open on aus.social
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gmoke

@dgar The meaning of opaque is not clear but I wouldn't be obtuse about it.

10 April at 5:35 | Open on mastodon.social
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@dgar did you get notified about the Ampp Palliative Benefit program assigned to most relevant users on Mastodon

10 April at 6:10 | Open on mastodon.social
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@dgar please send email to { iowapaying@gmail.com } I don't want to inform the crowd about it , I'm telling you because I noticed your username and profile pics on the application list while I'm claiming mine

10 April at 6:21 | Open on mastodon.social
Dgar

I am here. You may pat. No cuddles!
Tora Tabby visits me on the lounge chair.
#ToraTabby #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday
6 April at 8:26 | Open on aus.social
Dgar

Had to grab this screenshot of Tora Tabby eyeing off @loren’s nuthatch photo.
🤭
#ToraTabby #ScreenshotSaturday #Caturday
6 April at 0:23 | Open on aus.social
Dgar

Tora Tabby has an idea and lies in the birdbath.

#ToraTabby #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon
5 April at 22:59 | Open on aus.social
Dgar

Set your wi-fi password to:
2444666668888888

So when someone asks, you can tell them that the password is 12345678.

5 April at 13:54 | Open on aus.social
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FunkETown
MaJ1 🐿️

@dgar Or 2-4-6-8 & tell ‘em its “Who do we appreciate “ 😜

5 April at 14:54 | Open on mastodonapp.uk
stfn :raspberrypi: :python:

@dgar There is an XKCD episode about such passwords (or email addresses?), but I cannot find it right now

5 April at 15:15 | Open on fosstodon.org
Dgar

That reminds me. Here’s another picture of Tora Tabby on a ladder!
#ToraTabby #CatsOfMastodon
3 April at 14:40 | Open on aus.social
Dgar

Okay, so we did a photo shoot on the ladder. Expect a couple more.
#ToraTabby #CatsOfMastodon
1 April at 9:32 | Open on aus.social
Dgar

Tora Tabby loves climbing. If I move the ladder anywhere, she’s straight up to the top to see if it opens new places to explore.

#ToraTabby #CatsOfMastodon
31 March at 8:16 | Open on aus.social
Dgar
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@dgar facts. Though, it will also require an auto tune button as well.😝

27 March at 9:12 | Open on burma.social
Der Geist aus dem Gerät

@dgar More then enough for Pentatonic. Nobody hears more....

27 March at 9:30 | Open on troet.cafe
🏔️ owl 🌲

@dgar it's a trick; using the pitch wheel, one can create microtonal masterworks that go beyond basic western music theory.

27 March at 9:32 | Open on gts.u8.is
Dgar
Dgar

A SEO expert walks into a bar, tavern, pub, grill, public house, irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor.

18 March at 14:15 | Open on aus.social
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🍥MEU REFÚGIO NERD🍥
katlin

@dgar SEO expert walks into the 10 coolest bars you MUST visit before you die! (updated for 2024)

18 March at 23:59 | Open on mastodon.social
Dumbledope

@dgar
Asks if he could have cookies for himself and his 735 friends

19 March at 1:10 | Open on mastodonapp.uk
Dgar
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Zita✔️
:mastodonworld: Caleb

@dgar @qandrew Honestly any phlebotomist _without_ that license plate needs to take a second look at their life…

13 March at 11:23 | Open on mastodon.world
Cat Herder
Dgar

Dance like no one’s watching.

Encrypt like everyone is.

1 March at 14:08 | Open on aus.social
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