@dgar
Sure, Professor Lucifer is a pretty good teacher, but it's hot as hell in his classroom.

@dgar@aus.social

As a child I wanted to study witchcraft at a witchuniversity. Please I still want it.

@dgar I always thought the devil is a cool dude.

@dgar It truly does !

@dgar Or a new Starship Enterprise ready room.

@dgar The main room in Bag End.

@dgar ahh!! Those days ; )

@dgar that takes me back.

@dgar Bet you remember 1923 too 😜😂

Ok I’m leaving 😆

@dgar I trust my fellow furry comrades to keep me safe

@dgar
👍 😂
I don't care what they wear so long as they do the job.

@dgar Ok but its true????????

That’s a lotta boosts!!

@dgar it's point 4 that always attracted me.

@dgar
I guess you all allready know the webcomic "Full Frontal Nerdity".
😉

@dgar yes. And breathwork is important

@dgar
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: The respiratory center is located in the medulla oblongata and is involved in the minute-to-minute control of breathing. Unlike the cardiac system, respiratory rhythm is not produced by a homogeneous population of pacemaker cells.

@dgar People can survive roughly 3 minutes without air, 3 days without water, 3 weeks without food... and about 3 seconds without internet access.

@dgar *crying as I try to figure out if the post counts or not*

@dgar better than "Write me a letter of love to proof you are human"

@dgar 😂

@dgar @KayJanes I feel seen.

@dgar
* cat hears the word pill*

@dgar I have a miracle cat. All's I gotta do is tilt his head up, put fingers at corners of mouth, he opens up, pop pill in. Done. He just sits there.

He is the most tolerant cat I've ever seen. His vet loves him. 😆

@dgar And how come we still have storms considering these wind turbines consume so much wind.

@dgar Humor ligt op straat.

@dgar It is funny, but …. Also: isn’t it sad that there are newspapers that actually publish 💩 like this!

I mean; It is one thing to write things like this to a newspaper. It is another thing that there are people working at a newspaper that actually published it.

@dgar Gives a whole new meaning to the expression "dickhead"...

@dgar can someone help me clean my mind.

@dgar @avolha

@dgar there is no copyright visible, who made this?

@dgar
quis custodiet ipsos custodes

@dgar cc @erikwdavis

@dgar and the koch sponsored think tank i work for collated the facts and documentation

-the neoliberal influencer hulk

@dgar [me, grabbing popcorn] : hey, Bruce, vaccines don't work!

@dgar 🤣

@dgar no

@dgar That one is so bad, I'm embarrassed that I didn't come up with it.

@dgar @Selena

@dgar I love it whenever Indy *goes in full Jesus In The Temple Mode*.

@dgar 👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥

@dgar Oh my god this is so true...

@dgar Made me snort!

@dgar https://youtu.be/sq3v6hR4Pjo?feature=shared&t=50

@dgar isn’t it booblighting that must be prohibited on the state level?

@dgar That;ssssssssssssss fantastic.
That's original post. My pinky still aint working.

Okay so out fridge broke. There's a magnet taped snowman upon it that's some 7 years old now. My contention is, we save that with all of out might. There's no other option.

but what if there was.

@dgar Spooky , just tooted about fridge magnets in a totally different context & then read this !

We might have to put a freeze on your fridge allowance tho !

@dgar that’s why I prefer wooden fridges