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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Understanding Engineer Speak

Event Descriptions⁠:

- High Impedance Air Gap
⩵ It wasn't plugged in⁠🔌
- Kinetic Disassembly
⩵ It blew up⁠💥
- Organic Grounding
⩵ It electrocuted someone⁠⚡
- Percussive Maintenance
⩵ It was hit with a hammer⁠🔨
- Thermal Reconfiguring
⩵ It melted⁠🔥

CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

I love that anytime some corpo service wants to join the fediverse, 90% of us are like:

A blushing Momo from the Dandadan manga working at a maid-cafe and saying, "Welcome to our establishment, you sack of shit"
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus

@catsalad If I ever get a house, I'm taking this and printing it and putting it right by the front door.

Reiddragon :ablobcatattention:

@catsalad it’s called neoliberalism, you know someone’s objectively evil but still give them the benefit of the doubt because “the truth is in the middle”, “we both made mistakes”

cafkafk

@catsalad “people on fedi are so unfriendly to companies, if you keep being like this no corpos will ever want to be here” yes that’s literally the point

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Tuckers Nuts Resist😈!

@catsalad
🥥 Screentime manager iz managing screen time. 🥥

UkeleleEric

@catsalad The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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Avi Rappoport (avirr)

@catsalad
“water or energy usage generally sit at opposite ends of a see-saw: if usage of one is decreased, the other must be increased to compensate.”
techpolicy.press/why-we-dont-k

Kadarus

@catsalad It's kind of difficult to measure, generation itself usually doesn't take that much power, training does.

Relax Milano 🇮🇹☀️

@catsalad 😂😂😂
I want to know the author of this #warning
I am working on #GenAI and this will be my next avatar 🤖

#ai #aiwarning

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Dominik Grabiec

@catsalad
For a moment there I thought it said torrent Nexus and I was puzzled why they didn't offer a vpn service.

mauvedeity

@catsalad at last, those Brexit benefits have materialised! No unelected Eurocrats will stop us being poured into the Torment Nexus now!

Rusty Bertrand

@catsalad Iceland isnt in the EU. My phone and compter are so messed up, I can hardly use them.

This is just hostile.

CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Scientists were too preoccupied with if they could, rather than if they should. 🐈‍⬛⁠🐄

Photo of a black and white cat peeking its head around the monitor, which happens to line up exactly with a black and white cow that's on said monitor. Below that photo is another photo where somebody made a 3D model of the cow-cat amalgamation.
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Ivan

@catsalad but that's how science works...maybe copernicus shouldn't have said that, maybe galileo shouldn't have write that...but they did

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Jan Eden

@catsalad like the style, but FPS is abysmal, 2/10

Purplewater Park

@catsalad I love this. It combines the fast-paced, high octane world of cross stitching with the calm, considered, almost clinical world of counter-terrorism

CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Except for baby clothes on cats. They fit surprisingly well. >_>

Close-up photo of a clothing tag that says:
These shirts
were tested
on animals!
They didn't fit.
Jared Parkinson

@catsalad when my niece was born, my sister was gifted some baby clothes months before the due date. My handsome orange boy was the only cat in the house who wouldn't destroy everyone if you tried to dress him.

A person holds an orange tabby cat wearing a pink garment. The cat looks curious and is positioned with its front paws extended. The background features indoor elements like cabinets and walls.
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