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Monsieur_Lepetit

@catsalad

Cave Johnson said it best:

"All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!"

Franz Mandl

@catsalad the lemonade market is meanwhile totally saturated

Beggar Midas

@catsalad Oh, hey. someone with the kind of skills i'm looking to onboard. How about using those skills to potentially lob those lemons back at sender by the truckload? I've got some proof of cambridge analytica style voter manipulation. But I need allies with some serious skills to help me gather the proof making the full case. Somewhere out there are the C.A. ver 2 C&C servers., and i have the starting point to tracking them down. Interested? DM me.

Beggar Midas

@catsalad I've been avoiding social media for years. But three days ago had an intuitive flash that put together why 20 million people inexplicably sat out the most important election in living memory. Plus proof in the form of one of the mood manipulation ads I was served up on youtube & did the OSINT trace on a few months back. If you check my pinned tweet you'll find a link back to medium where i break my evidence down.
Please. Even if you can't help send someone who can. This is important.

smt

@Beggarmidas My guy, please talk to and share anything you can with @ProPublica. If there is anything to this, they can help break it wide open. Don’t expose your raw findings on Medium – it will help the perpetrators obscure the evidence.

Joykill

@catsalad found this literally two posts above yours 😂 hope you get some of that sugar

Screenshot of a fedi post by @ionica@mathstodon.xyz "our students made a motivational wall. Well done". The motivational wall contains a post-it with writing "unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is going to suck".
EloPup

@joykill @catsalad dang, you were faster than me 😅. In my feed it was exactly above catsalad‘s post, was just about to mention it here 😅.

Yea, let’s all keep on trying to stay positive, despite it all!
(Handing out some sugar and water)

Kwayk42

@catsalad "I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon so I CAN BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN... with the lemons"

- Cave Johnson

ZhiZhu

@catsalad

An author pointed out in one of her books that when life gives you lemons, it almost never gives you water and sugar as well. So how the hell are you supposed to make lemonade?

A person sitting at a table. On the right side of the table are bottles and bottles of lemonade and a citrus juicer part way through filling a small bottle. On the left side is a large pipe shooting many, many lemons at the person who has given up and has their head in their arms on the table.
DefaultKevin

@catsalad When you have that many lemons it's time for a party.

PetterOfCats

@catsalad when life gives you lemons, throw a lemon party...

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@catsalad best description of burnout that I've ever seen lol

unlofl [Promoted Toot]

@catsalad I'm just trying to keep up that Cave Johnson energy lately.

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! Demand to see lifes manager!

youtube.com/watch?v=Dt6iTwVIiM

Alex

@catsalad ah... making lemonade, but wrong picture. ;)

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