@catsalad

Cave Johnson said it best:

"All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!"

@catsalad the lemonade market is meanwhile totally saturated

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@catsalad Oh, hey. someone with the kind of skills i'm looking to onboard. How about using those skills to potentially lob those lemons back at sender by the truckload? I've got some proof of cambridge analytica style voter manipulation. But I need allies with some serious skills to help me gather the proof making the full case. Somewhere out there are the C.A. ver 2 C&C servers., and i have the starting point to tracking them down. Interested? DM me.

@catsalad I've been avoiding social media for years. But three days ago had an intuitive flash that put together why 20 million people inexplicably sat out the most important election in living memory. Plus proof in the form of one of the mood manipulation ads I was served up on youtube & did the OSINT trace on a few months back. If you check my pinned tweet you'll find a link back to medium where i break my evidence down.
Please. Even if you can't help send someone who can. This is important.

@catsalad found this literally two posts above yours 😂 hope you get some of that sugar

@catsalad "I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon so I CAN BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN... with the lemons"

- Cave Johnson

@catsalad This reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNEzD5n6SAs

@catsalad every day and night

@catsalad

An author pointed out in one of her books that when life gives you lemons, it almost never gives you water and sugar as well. So how the hell are you supposed to make lemonade?

@catsalad huh

@catsalad When you have that many lemons it's time for a party.

@catsalad I feel that... for a loooong time.

@catsalad Need some salt and tequila ;)?

@catsalad best description of burnout that I've ever seen lol

@catsalad business is boomin fr fr

@catsalad I'm just trying to keep up that Cave Johnson energy lately.

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! Demand to see lifes manager!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt6iTwVIiMM

@catsalad https://song.link/s/5mv2a02p47YqxLtRUFCQk9 Meatloaf all the way

@catsalad ah... making lemonade, but wrong picture. ;)