Understanding Engineer Speak

Event Descriptions⁠:

- High Impedance Air Gap
⩵ It wasn't plugged in⁠🔌
- Kinetic Disassembly
⩵ It blew up⁠💥
- Organic Grounding
⩵ It electrocuted someone⁠⚡
- Percussive Maintenance
⩵ It was hit with a hammer⁠🔨
- Thermal Reconfiguring
⩵ It melted⁠🔥