@catsalad This is exactly the type of humor I am here for. Bravo 👏

@catsalad thank you for your service

@catsalad Ha!! :-)

@catsalad needs to be a crowbar

@catsalad that’s both amazing and also an impressively effective way to induce instant motion sickness.

@catsalad

Don’t give players shovels. Have we learned nothing from Mythic Quest?

@catsalad @mozilla @torproject @eff "Mozilla, apparently forced to follow in Google's wake for compatibility reasons, announced it will also be requiring extensions to switch to service workers. While Mozilla will continue to support the blocking capabilities of webRequest, in addition to implementing declarativeNetRequest, it was framed as a temporary reprieve “until there’s a better solution which covers all use cases we consider important.”"

@catsalad thanks, I added your toot to my bibliography @mozilla @torproject @eff

@catsalad @mozilla @torproject @eff

thx mozilla, there is a firefox available!

@catsalad I thought it was to charge more for less.

@catsalad Biggie Smalls agrees

@catsalad @typhlosion you blew the Hygge lid of that one conspiracy

@catsalad Mesa what you did there.

@catsalad

Ya made me work for that one.

@catsalad 👏

@catsalad @mooseandriosmom Dave's not here man. But, no, he can't hear either. Nor can Dave spell.

@catsalad this feels like the same energy

@catsalad

🎵 Don't let poor Dave f-f-fade away
Let's boost him is what I'm trying to s-s-say
Dave could cause a big s-s-sensation
I'm just talking 'bout the f-f-federation! 🎵

@catsalad

I’m planning to biohack myself into being my own 3D printer.

@catsalad kidney stones gonna start coming in Pokémon shapes…

I passed a Pikachu!

@catsalad A bounty inherited from generations past lol

@catsalad When I woke up today, I saw that post and read "LEGO" first.

@catsalad

Is Windows 3.1 OK?

@catsalad Better times.

@catsalad “I broke the window again”…”dad’s gonna be pissed”

@catsalad :thinking_party:

@catsalad
It's not the teeth, it's the fungus 🤢

@catsalad That's hilarious! Our dogs are mostly annoyed by ours, and the little dog is very nervous when it gets too close for her comfort.

@catsalad

Cat down! I repeat, we have a cat down

@catsalad 🤔 I guess that's why corporate stopped asking me for line count change reports. They stopped mentioning it after the third -2,000 lines of change or so.

Okay, fine, it wasn't me. But I wish it were. Nothing quite as satisfying. There's always some portion of the population attracted to things that repulse others. 😜

https://www.folklore.org/StoryView.py?project=Macintosh&story=Negative_2000_Lines_Of_Code.txt

@catsalad absolutely.

@catsalad

Underrated toot.

@catsalad That's pretty much what happens to a lot of people, for extended time off :bloblaugh:​ 🙈

@catsalad More or less the same but with a "soft touch" I guess: All received emails are marked as read 🤪

@catsalad I've seen such an OOO message, although it had 2 additional sentences: 1: if it can't wait until I return from vacation, please contact XXX and 2: if it is still relevant when I'm back in office, please email me again.

@catsalad 👏

@catsalad The phrase "bake textures" makes a lot more sense now.

@catsalad I can see why...

@catsalad Oh so true. Just take a WiFi antenna, screw it on a cut off lan cable, and hand it to someone at work. Then make them call tech support to fix it.

They WILL hate you.

(The resulting hate will vary depending on how much of a Karen you pick. Your mileage may vary)

@catsalad Putting the Ether back into Ethernet.