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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
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unixjunk1e 🌵

@catsalad
Example of a risk?

"Alligators."

7 July at 21:22 | Open on infosec.exchange
Emmy - Dial Tone *biiiiip*

@catsalad correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the red check means they got points for this.

That is amazing.

9 July at 4:39 | Open on hachyderm.io
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
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Niall in Raglan :laserkiwi:

@catsalad I'm getting over a cough and this nearly killed me! Just when you think it's over the leg comes in for a rapid-fire salvo! At least I'll die laughing!

6 July at 3:21 | Open on mastodon.nz
David G. Smith
B.ella
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

#️⃣Caturday ⁽ᵐᵉᵒʷ ᵐᵉᵒʷ ᵐᵉᵒʷ⁾ 🎼

29 June at 21:15 | Open on infosec.exchange
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

You are cordially invited to my trolley problem...

27 June at 21:08 | Open on infosec.exchange
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
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xyhhx :PunkFelix:
@infosec_jcp 🐈🃏 done differently

@catsalad

Uh oh. Got the new Windows updated AI inside one .... error msg. 🤦‍♂️

Same. Rude. 🤖
22 June at 16:29 | Open on infosec.exchange
PirateRo

@catsalad there’s a blue screen of death. Also, a green screen, a black screen and a blank screen.

22 June at 17:06 | Open on mastodon.world
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

To be fair, the bananas started it...

11 June at 3:41 | Open on infosec.exchange
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Steven Sandoval

@catsalad I'm just quietly horrified the catʼs paws are contaminating countertops.

11 June at 13:27 | Open on twit.social
Mastodonschmetterling 🦋🤍 ☮️
United Space Cats 😻

@catsalad Radioactive banana, activate secure hooman mode. :pensive_party_blob:

11 June at 15:09 | Open on mastodon.social
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

AI generated content in a nutshell

(Disclaimer: This has to be one of the worst videos I've ever watched... enjoy)

10 June at 16:48 | Open on infosec.exchange
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

That must feel good...

:ablobcatmelt:
4 June at 19:14 | Open on infosec.exchange
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Keeping up with current events...
4 June at 9:59 | Open on infosec.exchange
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
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Tante Anja

@catsalad I just watch this over and over again and it makes me so happy. Thank you for sharing.

25 May at 16:10 | Open on mastodon.nl
Dianora (Diane Bruce)

@catsalad Ohhhh making that weird little half meow sound too I bet!

25 May at 18:56 | Open on ottawa.place
MarkRDavid
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
apt install "*" --force-yes
8 May at 18:38 | Open on infosec.exchange
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4censord :neocat_flag_pan:

@catsalad
`W: --force-yes is deprecated, use one of the options starting with --allow instead.`

22 September at 18:38 | Open on unfug.social
Kevin Thomas ✅

@catsalad usually my first step in a clean install lol

22 September at 18:47 | Open on defcon.social
Benjamin Sonntag-King 🐙

@catsalad sadly this may not work: some packages are in Conflict with others 😞
I would have loved if it worked 🌊🌊🌊

22 September at 19:07 | Open on mamot.fr
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Hey, you should try our new prescription medication! 💊

Side effects include: sneezing, wheezing, labored breathing, trouble speaking, sleeping, eating, hemorrhages, internal bleeding, feeling short of breath, nausea, dry mouth, cough, and fever, blockages of the ureter, choking, bloating, tremors, coma, stroke, or death, mood swings, muscle aches, weight gain, fugue states, osteoporosis, sudden psychosis, supercalifragilisticexpialidosis, masochism, vampirism, sudden necromanticism, phantom limbs, fanaticism, chronic déjà vu, transient telepathy, changes in your destiny, ancient forms of leprosy, chronic déjà vu, loss of hair: hair, weight, smell, taste, balance, vision, hearing, strength, loss of memory, will to live, sense of self, fucks to give.

⚠️ Do not take this medicine if you are pregnant, breastfeeding, or a human person. Ask your doctor if it's right for you.

Hey, you should try our new prescription medication! 💊

Side effects include: sneezing, wheezing, labored breathing, trouble speaking, sleeping, eating, hemorrhages, internal bleeding, feeling short of breath, nausea, dry mouth, cough, and fever, blockages of the ureter, choking, bloating, tremors, coma, stroke, or death, mood swings, muscle aches, weight gain, fugue states, osteoporosis, sudden psychosis, supercalifragilisticexpialidosis, masochism, vampirism, sudden necromanticism, phantom limbs,...

7 May at 0:49 | Open on infosec.exchange
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EdBruce

@catsalad Took medication and one of the side effects was a sudden unexpected death???

7 May at 10:11 | Open on infosec.exchange
Григорий Клюшников

In general, it is not advisable to take any medication intended for extraterrestrial beings.

7 May at 13:31
Ángel
😆 The repetition of "chronic déjà vu" is genious.
8 May at 15:19 | Open on triptico.com
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
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Sylvain MAILLER

@catsalad
Is it catsplaining you how to do pottery ??
@Blanche

14 April at 15:16 | Open on mastodon.zaclys.com
cloudless_sky

@catsalad
Cool! And I thought my cat is creative ... yours obviously tops her .. ❤️🙃🐈‍⬛😎

15 April at 16:20 | Open on norden.social
Ismaila
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Hi, printer expert here! This is not funny, printers only do when they're in extreme distress...

10 April at 10:23 | Open on infosec.exchange
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iamdtms

@catsalad It's the Christmas tree mode, turn off gently.

20 June at 13:49 | Open on mas.to
Jim Flanagan

@catsalad A printer is never the victim

20 June at 13:54 | Open on hachyderm.io
Moe Lassus

@catsalad That printer needs to be sent to the abattoir.

20 June at 15:41 | Open on mastodon.social
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: 
GET /boop/cat HTTP/1.1
Host: cat.salad

HTTP/1.1 403 Bless your heart
Content-Type: text/html

<html>
<head><title>403 😾</title></head>
 <body>
  <h1>Now Get!</h1>
   <p>Y'ain't got no /boop/cat rights 'round here.</p>
   </body>
</html>

#️⃣CatSalad #Caturday

6 April at 10:43 | Open on infosec.exchange
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