@catsalad You found your origin! Congratulations, peak everything!

@catsalad if it feasts I sits

@catsalad kind of expecting an avatar update from you now tbh

@catsalad it's very hard to hack anything when you're being blinded by a too bright screen!

@catsalad lol

@catsalad actual footage of me.

@catsalad @lauraklein

@catsalad being part of the problem keep them shitters guessing tho...

@catsalad CISOs always are for marketing ;)

@catsalad One of these days I'm going to have a talk with my endodontist: "I run a pen test on your records system and help you prevent (another) data breach, you write off my next root canal. Deal?"

@catsalad There’s gotta be a niche for a dental practice that just doesn’t push you about flossing if you’re over, say, 40 and your teeth are in good shape.

@catsalad yes and yes. (I'm lying.)