@warandpeas Social climber for the ages

@warandpeas Next she will identify as TAFKAP
(The Artist Formerly Known As Prince)
😂

@warandpeas Großartig! 🤣

Fühle mich auch ein wenig ertappt... 😅

@warandpeas for a giant weiner!

@warandpeas This is why you word your wishes carefully. Or just hire a lawyer to help you with the fine print on your Contract of the Damned or whatever

@warandpeas What else are DMs for??

@warandpeas send nudes!

@warandpeas Could be worse. It could be a Dick pic.

@warandpeas This is for you @Mrfunkedude

@warandpeas Give peas a chance.

@warandpeas I kept meaning to order the book, and now I have!
Social media marketing appears to work :)

@warandpeas

Please please 🙏 make the skating grim reaper a decal sticker instead of a pin so that I can slap them on my longboards and car. I don’t want to have to make a bootlegged one myself… I would rather get from y’all in support of your work.
In any case I’ll be ordering the dad-cap for Father’s Day later this year

@warandpeas Oof, #10. 😤

@warandpeas they have their own offices! So quaint!

@warandpeas I was excited to see you branch out to videos, but it turns out it's just slide shows of comic panels. 😕

@warandpeas at least it's polite

@warandpeas

Time to cook -- or you could just sleep a bit longer in the morning or investigate that tiktok thing some more in the evening, ir in your lunchbreak, which is now whenever you want, however long you'd like... and just eat whatever you find in your fridge, and order something otherwise...

I mean of course you *could* cook and work out and have more quality time, but why would you if you could also just as well *not* do those things? It's not like anyone would notice!

@warandpeas where are the flippy-floppies?!

@warandpeas Poor kid

@warandpeas the prison of love! :apartyblobcat:

@warandpeas

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon
Joyeux Noël @individu1671137 😁

@warandpeas like a scene from my childhood.

@warandpeas 🤣🤣🤣

@warandpeas almost as good as other-dogs-butt scent.