@warandpeas according to grandpa, when television was first distributed poor people had to sit outside neighbours houses and watch through the windows. Grandpa remembered sitting on the fence watching tv as a kid.

Strangely, I also saw this in developing countries, where it's very normal for poorer people to allow their neighbours to stare through the windows.

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@warandpeas But flowers are the plants sex organs, so it makes sense to admire them. And inhale their scent. And decorate the house with their little corpses.

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@warandpeas it's good but maybe if the window was turning on a pc or a smartphone? opening a window is great! especially as i get to look at a bunch of trees 😊

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@warandpeas Captain Ahab was a militant feminist.

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More like an exclamation of a cat.
The dog would probably say: "You can do it, mistress. I believe in you!" :collar:

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@warandpeas If the dog is female then it, too, is a bitch. :>