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That man is my friend. He told me they "played a little" and got some tea next...😆
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@warandpeas Sigma

@warandpeas Marry that man. He is true love. So caring!

@warandpeas I laughed!

However, if I may add a small suggestion: I think it would have been even funnier if the joke wasn't spelled out in its entirety before the punchine.

For example, her dialog in the 3rd panel could be: "But what if there's a Zombie apocalypse?" The man would be confused by this random question, as would the reader be, and then panel 4 delivers the punchline.

@warandpeas The canadian wildfires would cremate him a second time 😂

@warandpeas yep that's proof a fungus can take over a dead body.

@warandpeas big wang theory

@warandpeas Creation starts from a bang!

@warandpeas Go to horny jail.

@warandpeas it’s so out of pocket and that’s why it’s perfect and I love it

@warandpeas a musician named Ultragabe wrote a song called My Dumb Stepdad under the name Sink-182 and released it really quickly, and it’s actually pretty good! 🎶 My dumb stepdad is drowning in a submarine, I’m rocking at the blink show I’m gonna get his money, My dumb stepdad is drowning in a submarine, I’m gonna be a millionaire and all I did was nothing🎶 😂

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First minute of the first hour this happened was not too soon

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Poor Crabby!

@warandpeas Crabby shall learn it is possible to make a house in the carcass of the rich.

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@warandpeas Dogs are the 💩

@warandpeas you are cool to. idk u. but still.

@warandpeas you got that right. Look at this cool girl
#dogsofmastodon

@warandpeas @lisamelton yeah but can you imagine anyone in the future ever wanting to thaw them out? They’ll just stay in cryo until someone, or some disaster, cuts the power.

@warandpeas hi

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The Grim Reaper just needs to interrupt power long enough.

@warandpeas ouchy

@warandpeas He was a prick

@warandpeas uh boy

@warandpeas The peasants are always the best option.

@warandpeas torturing peasants was the best entertaintment for boyars in Muscovy. In more decent countries all those peasant had inalieable rights and such, could petition monarchs for his justice, and they could rebel too

@warandpeas Have you tried stilts?

@warandpeas I've got viking suits though. You can wear one.

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@warandpeas :mastolol:

@warandpeas i only found out the other day that the reason cats stare at you when they're in their box is because they're in a vulnerable position and are watching to see if you react to any threats. It makes me feel very slightly better about it!

@warandpeas here's the #AltText for your picture:

A comic illustration showing a woman and a man sitting on a bed. She's saying "He'll be done in a minute".

Next picture shows a cat staring at them.

The man says "He's making eye contact."

She replies "He's establishing dominance. Don't look away."

#accessibility #a11y #disability #LowVision #blind

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@warandpeas I don’t get it :|

@warandpeas hdhdhhd, great.

@warandpeas The Cat Is Like, "Well, I Guess That Makes Me Immortal....Again"

@warandpeas 🤷‍♂️

@warandpeas the cats name is Alloysius O'Hooligan, know as Ally.

I know because he was my cat, I swear he had at least 16 lives.

And SHIRTS

@warandpeas too unrealistic, we at the witch society provide menstrual products and care for our staff.

@warandpeas nauuurrrr