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War and Peas 🧿

Meet us in person!

We're traveling to France, Italy and Lithuania this year. Check out the dates: warandpeas.com/events/

22 Sep 2023 at 23:18 | Open on mastodon.social
War and Peas 🧿

If you like reading comics, Tapas might be just for you. It's a nice reading experience there.

tapas.io/series/War-and-Peas/i

Tapas Visual of the Slutty Witch
22 Sep 2023 at 21:52 | Open on mastodon.social
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Roger BW 😷

@warandpeas proposed alt text:
P1: In a coffee shop. Woman holding baby asks man sitting at table with books: "Excuse me, could you hold her real quick?"
P2: Man: "Absolutely not! She'll look into my sketchbook and steal all of my best comic ideas."
P3: Man is now holding baby. Woman, turned away: "Sir, don't be silly."
P4: "Later…" in a bookshop, man is looking at a table covered with books. Each book cover shows the baby and "COMIX". Banner over the table: "BESTSELLER BABY!"

22 Sep 2023 at 15:49 | Open on emacs.ch
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈
@infosec_jcp 🐈🃏 done differently

@warandpeas

(ﾉ≧∇≦)ﾉ ﾐ ┻━┻ 👀👀

23 Sep 2023 at 14:34 | Open on infosec.exchange
War and Peas 🧿

This comic is one of a series of climate comics that bring art and science together to explore the big questions about the climate crisis. More to read & download at comicartfestival.com/constrain

The other artists involved are - award-winning comic creator Darryl Cunningham and comic creator, academic and illustrator Sayra Begum.

#ClimateComics #ClimateChange #ComicArt #COP28 #ClimateEmergency

War and Peas 4-panel-comic: 1. A polar bear talks to other polar bears: "Friends, we must prepare for climate change." 2. They continue: "Even if the 1.5 degrees goal is met, our habit will be disappearing." 3. Another polar bear notes, "We could live with our friends the penguins!" Another one agrees, "Yes!" 4. Caption text says, "Later on the ocean" You can see the polar bears with luggage on one ice floe and the penguins on another one. The penguins also have luggage. The polar bears say "Fuck!" The penguins go "Fuck!" as well.
21 Sep 2023 at 16:21 | Open on mastodon.social
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War and Peas 🧿

🇫🇷French speakers to the front🇫🇷

Our new book Salut la Terre is coming!

We’re excited to announce our funniest book yet! Join us on a ridiculous journey to Earth, a fabulous planet on the verge of catastrophe. We’ll meet talking trees, sassy aliens, fish with a great musical career, and one hot momma-earth. It’s funny, it’s sad, it’s thought-provoking – it’s pure War and Peas. So, if you speak French, order now!

tinyurl.com/45zduary

The new War and Peas book "Salut la Terre"
New comic strip by War and Peas but it's in French
20 Sep 2023 at 12:18 | Open on mastodon.social
Nanawel 🏮🍺

@warandpeas

Arhhh... Amazon. 🤢

👋 French readers, don't forget you have leslibraires.fr to order your books from independent libraries close to you!

leslibraires.fr/livre/22804721

👋 Lecteurs français, n'oubliez pas que vous avez leslibraires.fr pour commander vos livres auprès de librairies indépendantes près de chez vous !

leslibraires.fr/livre/22804721

🙏 😉

@warandpeas

Arhhh... Amazon. 🤢

👋 French readers, don't forget you have leslibraires.fr to order your books from independent libraries close to you!

leslibraires.fr/livre/22804721

👋 Lecteurs français, n'oubliez pas que vous avez leslibraires.fr pour commander vos livres auprès de librairies indépendantes près de chez vous !

20 Sep 2023 at 12:25 | Open on mamot.fr
Scout Lynn (They/he)

@warandpeas I am surprised that I remembered enough French from high school to be able to read this (I am American)

21 Sep 2023 at 13:32 | Open on mastodon.social
War and Peas 🧿

[Source: Juicy Bones Institute of Good Boy Studies]

4-panel comic illustrated by War and Peas showing Grim Reaper and a dog sitting in a park on a sunny day. Panel 1: Grim Reaper quotes from the newspaper: "New studies show people with dogs are happier." Panel 2: Grim Reaper continues the quote: "Experts also agree that you should give dogs 'the juicy bones of the freshly deceased.' Panel 3: Grim Reaper puts down newspaper while the smirking dog sits nearby. Panel 4: Grim Reaper looks at smirking dog, saying "Did you write this?"
17 Sep 2023 at 13:17 | Open on mastodon.social
War and Peas 🧿

Our Patreon backers get various benefits, such as early & exclusive comics, BTS material, discounts & downloads. Patreon has a great, pressure-free setup: You can cancel your membership at any time with no strings attached!

Go to patreon.com/warandpeas for more
17 Sep 2023 at 13:18 | Open on mastodon.social
War and Peas 🧿

Sorry about the missing alt text. We're currently traveling and cannot do it. If you can provide, we're incredibly grateful!

17 Sep 2023 at 13:18 | Open on mastodon.social
John Christopher Coral
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This comic is made possible with the help of our backers on Patreon. Thank you – You mean the world to us.

Go to patreon.com/warandpeas for more

14 Sep 2023 at 23:31 | Open on mastodon.social
loafofbread

@warandpeas Let me make it clear. HE'S NOT KILLING YOU! HE'S ONLY TAKING YOU TO THE AFTERLIFE!

15 Sep 2023 at 3:17 | Open on toot.community
Winnie The Poodge

@warandpeas this is one of those that got me and I can't even explain whats supposed to be funny about it.

Those are the best.

15 Sep 2023 at 4:18 | Open on mastodon.gamedev.place
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@warandpeas Forgot to cross their ankles.
Honestly I saw and giggled at this three times today (long day) and the third go was the first go when I saw the giraffe was in a pink blouse and black skirt. That took me a minute to process.Then I noticed ankles weren't crossed. Not so very lady like after all, is she.
Okay just give me the giggle. It's Sunday night. Thanks for showing up again. Ahhhnnd again. Ahhnnnnd again. :)

11 Sep 2023 at 2:39 | Open on mastodon.social
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Matěj Koubík

@warandpeas Is this type of restroom really a thing in the US?
Alway thought the "shitting shoes" are just a joke.

11 Sep 2023 at 17:28 | Open on fosstodon.org
War and Peas 🧿

With the DOWNLOADS supporter level you help us follow our passion and continue as independent artists.
No gag contracts and no one to interfere with our artistic vision.

You are our anchor and our compass. You are wonderful!
9 Sep 2023 at 13:20 | Open on mastodon.social
War and Peas 🧿

You help us to stay ad-free and favor the fact that we don't have to sell our souls to the algorithm deity to reach our readers. Besides all the benefits of the lower support tier, we offer monthly downloads: Exclusive high-res designs or other shenanigans. You also get 15% off all products from our shop!

patreon.com/warandpeas/

9 Sep 2023 at 13:21 | Open on mastodon.social
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According to Wikipedia, War and Peas is turning 12 today!

We are so happy to have made it this far … and far from stopping. War and Peas is our eternal project and this is made possible by our wonderful backers on Patreon. We are so grateful to be on this journey with you and to be able to make the world a little funnier with comics. A sincere thank you goes out to you. Our hearts are wide open.

Here’s to the next 12 years! Prost!

Elizabeth Pich & Jonathan Kunz
Elizabeth Pich & Jonathan Kunz
7 Sep 2023 at 9:48 | Open on mastodon.social
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Sora

@warandpeas haha cute. Got to get in on that back to school 👍.

2 Sep 2023 at 18:10 | Open on mastodon.social
pang pang trululu trululu

@warandpeas at some point it will read "ISIS LOL"

3 Sep 2023 at 7:39 | Open on mastodon.social
Pro Lamer Dude

@warandpeas I'm not from the US, but is over $2 for a pencil a reasonable price ?

4 Sep 2023 at 18:18 | Open on mastodon.social
War and Peas 🧿

Meteorological autumn begins tomorrow!

Our #Patreon backers get various benefits, such as early & exclusive comics, BTS material, discounts & downloads. Patreon has a great, pressure-free setup: You can cancel your membership at any time with no strings attached!

--> LINK IN BIO
31 Aug 2023 at 16:55 | Open on mastodon.social
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Mary Ann Horn
⟨Joe⟩ /ˈɔɪklɪd/

@warandpeas I thnik if this were SMBC, the middle panels would be "but there's noth—I mean, is that it?", with a votey of a a very sad Death.

27 Aug 2023 at 21:36 | Open on mathstodon.xyz
War and Peas 🧿

He was not only somewhat nearsighted, but also deaf.

Help us to find our glasses and become a backer on Patreon: patreon.com/warandpeas

A 4 panel comic Panel 1: Header reads, “THE ADVENTURES OF BILLY AND HIS GIANT BEST FRIEND” with a small figure standing on the bare foot of a giant Panel 2: Speech bubble from small person asking, “WHAT FUN THINGS ARE WE GOING TO DO TODAY?” to the giant who is approximately 14 Danny Devitos tall. Panel 3: A closeup of the giant’s foot slamming down on top of the now late Billy with a BAM! notation Panel 4: The giant says, “NOW, WHERE'D I PUT MY GLASSES?” THE END
24 Aug 2023 at 15:37 | Open on mastodon.social
War and Peas 🧿

We're in a big rush. Does someone want to create an Alt-Text?

24 Aug 2023 at 15:38 | Open on mastodon.social
Roger BW 😷

@warandpeas

P1: The Adventures of Billy and his Giant Best Friend. Billy is holding on to an ankle; legs rise out of frame.

P2: Billy: What fun things are we going to do today?

P3: giant's foot comes with with a BAM. There is splatter.

P4: Giant: Now, where'd I put my glasses?

24 Aug 2023 at 15:41 | Open on emacs.ch
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War and Peas 🧿
War and Peas 🧿

ℭ𝔞𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔯 𝔗𝔦𝔭𝔰 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔘𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔡

warandpeas.com/2023/08/22/care

Video in the comments!

Career Tips from the Undead – Brought to you by War and Peas
22 Aug 2023 at 13:00 | Open on mastodon.social
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At least those student loans are history.

4-panel-comic by War and Peas named "Defrosting": 1. A robot stands in front of a cryo capsule with a person inside of it. He says, "Defrosting process started." 2. The person is now awake and says, "Show me my stock portfolio." 3. The robot shows him a graph and says "You're a billionaire, sir." 4. The robot holds up half a piece of toast and says, "But due to hyper-inflation you can now buy half a piece of toast."
20 Aug 2023 at 16:44 | Open on mastodon.social
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ricksien

@warandpeas reminds me of that star trek tng episode with this guy.

"Offenhouse was a 20th century financier who had himself cryogenically frozen and was awakened in time to engage a deeply annoyed Captain Picard in debates over money (or the lack of it in the future) "
20 Aug 2023 at 19:04 | Open on mastodon.social
Jener 🖖 :demiromantic_flag:

@warandpeas Kinda my reality in the early '90s in Brazil: I was a millionaire for a few weeks or months, before a new cut of 000 and a new change of currency name. Or the disguised dollarization in early 1994.

Converting that bank balance from that currency to the US$ exchange of that month, it was around US$3,500 from that time (I don't know the USA inflation of the last decades).

20 Aug 2023 at 20:32 | Open on nuvem.lgbt
Loch Nix

@warandpeas Pft. Of course those student loans are still waiting for you. Plus interest. And fees. So much for the toast.

23 Aug 2023 at 1:31 | Open on hachyderm.io
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